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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/04/26
A full Friday edition of TRG
Sep 4, 20262h 25m
LET ME HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Repeat it, did I mess it up?.. Here’s the number trick
Sep 4, 202632 min
WHAT DID HE SAY AGAIN?: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio on a Friday baby, who woulda thunk it?
Sep 4, 202637 min
YOU CAN’T JUST SHOW UP DUDE, YOU GOTTA WIN EM: HOUR TWO
A huge announcement from us to you… Guess who installs these flock cameras around the area?... The answer might surprise you, OR you might not give a flying f**k, either way we tellin you anyway lol Headlines
Sep 4, 202636 min
WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR GHOST TOWN, MAKE IT A WHORE HOUSE LOL: HOUR ONE
Can we turn the old Ghost Town in Maggie Valley into a brothel? It would KILL We got a new song from Dan in Columbia, it’s a banger hahaha Headlines
Sep 4, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/03/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Sep 3, 20262h 26m
OH BIG, YOU ALMOST NAILED IT BROTHER: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Big Brown calls in with a joke..
Sep 3, 202634 min
SHOUTOUT BUCKSNORT TN: HOUR THREE
Headlines If you collect cards, then you’d love this new set, funny hometowns
Sep 3, 202635 min
YOU DUMMIES, IT’S SUPPOSE TO WORK: HOUR TWO
Mattman's Conspiracy Mystery returns with a mind blower you can use on your friends
Sep 3, 202638 min
WE STILL CRACKING UP FROM YESTERDAY: HOUR ONE
Big Brown was great yesterday, speaking of jokes, Paige doesn’t know the chili joke Mattman kills Fat Boy.. all over a fuggin tv too Headlines
Sep 3, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/02/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Sep 2, 20262h 25m
LOOK FAT ASS, SHE’S TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences
Sep 2, 202634 min
FROM POUND TO TABLE..: HOUR THREE
Fat Boy’s son calls in for his birthday, it was really Big Brown, who butchered a joke and cracked us all up Looper calls in, he grew up in South Korea so Fat Boy has questions about his diet growing up there.
Sep 2, 202636 min
THE MUFF FLUFF: HOUR TWO
The fuh is a “muff fluff?” Prince Alberts, how the f**k does that work? Do you women get Princess Alberts? Hahaha Headlines
Sep 2, 202635 min
WE’RE KILLING OUR WORKFORCE MAN, FROM THE INSIDE OUT: HOUR ONE
Do people really “get off” on intelligent conversations? Fat Boy surely doesn’t, he’s not really into conversations at all to be honest lol Headlines
Sep 2, 202638 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/01/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Sep 1, 20262h 26m
WELL, NOT EXACTLY THE UPDATE WE THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Calvin calls back in, how was the date? Well….
Sep 1, 202636 min
PAIGE IS INTO IT, JUST A LITTLE SHOCK HERE AND THERE: HOUR THREE
Headlines Dan in Columbia sent some new songs in, let’s give em a listen
Sep 1, 202636 min
WELL I GUESS I’LL BE FAT FOREVER: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences featured a couple of siblings and a whole lotta weight. I guess the question is, is it cool for your family members to make money off of you?
Sep 1, 202634 min
IF YOU GO DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL: HOUR ONE
It always goes back to rasslin baby lol, whatever we talk about, it just always does Reddit threads, local “secret societies”, it’s all there for you to read, be careful tho… Headlines
Sep 1, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/31/26
A full Monday edition of TRG
Aug 31, 20262h 24m
OL DUDE WAS HOT, SOUNDED HOT WE MEAN, NOT “HOT” “HOT”: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF Hotline is open 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318
Aug 31, 202635 min
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS ONE..: HOUR THREE
Headlines Have you noticed THIS about the Catholic church?...
Aug 31, 202636 min
SO ALL THAT FOR NOTHING, HUH CALVIN?: HOUR TWO
You almost got those damn boots Mattman Calvin’s back on the phone, so how did his date go?
Aug 31, 202632 min
QUIT TAKING OUR SAYINGS, DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
We, Mattman, started “Tuesday Eve”, so why is local tv stealing it? Which countries eat horses and which don’t? Headlines
Aug 31, 202640 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/28/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, bunch of good shit in this one today...
Aug 28, 20262h 22m
LET’S SEE SOME HOOTERS: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Calvin calls in, he’s got a date coming up and he’s ready… to “see some hooters” hahaha
Aug 28, 202633 min
IF YOU GOT CALLED OUT, COME BACK WITH SOME HEAT: HOUR THREE
The FOF Hotline is back baby, it’s open 24/7, so hit it up 864-241-4318
Aug 28, 202636 min
HOW THE HELL DID THAT EVEN GET APPROVED?: HOUR TWO
The Good Good Golf ad that went viral is pretty rough, there’s only one way you can watch it… Headlines
Aug 28, 202635 min
WHY’S THE BEEF…. TAINTED?: HOUR ONE
Our beef is tainted, but where are we getting it from? Why is it being recalled? We like to eat damnit Headlines
Aug 28, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/27/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Aug 27, 20262h 21m
THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST REMIX EVER: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
Aug 27, 202635 min
A BIG PIECE OF ICE CAUSED ALL THAT?: HOUR THREE
Headlines How the hell are these weather phenomenon’s starting anyway, a damn glacier caused the Nepal floods
Aug 27, 202631 min
HOW LONG TIL I GET TO SEE THEM HOOTERS? LOL: HOUR TWO
Dolly was working on a lot of projects when she passed, they’re all still gonna happen too Calvin calls in, he’s got a date coming up and he doesn’t know what the “first move” is anymore
Aug 27, 202637 min
SPEAKING OF WOOD: HOUR ONE
The videos of the floods in Nepal are terrible, how can water do so much damage? The legend of “Wood”, remember him from the COVID Memes? We find out who he really was Headlines
Aug 27, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/26/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Aug 26, 20262h 19m
BRO, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE FEET: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences
Aug 26, 202636 min
ANOTHER BEST DAMN AUDIO IS IN ORDER: HOUR THREE
Mr Alan Jackson himself would be proud of this edition
Aug 26, 202634 min
THE TRIBUTE CONTINUES, RIP DOLLY..: HOUR TWO
Hey Paige did you hear this about eating too much seafood?.... Dolly’s last recorded message to her Dollywood fans, we got it for ya
Aug 26, 202632 min
DO YOU REMEMBER THE WHISPER 2000?: HOUR ONE
The Whisper 2000, remember it? You could spy on people form across the room and shit RIP Dolly Parton Headlines
Aug 26, 202636 min
LOOK, NOT MAKING FUN BUT IT’S A LEGIT QUESTION: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Downs, is it Down’s?, Syndrome, how did it start? Is it named after anybody?
Aug 25, 202633 min
FINISH THAT BEER BEFORE BREAK'S DONE, SKEE HAHA: HOUR THREE
Headlines Remember people that would drink at work during their breaks? This guy takes the cake lol
Aug 25, 202636 min
WE MIGHT WANNA TRY IT THIS WAY A LOT MORE: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences has a twist to it, dude contacted us because he wanted to reach out to an ex to get that going again, so we asked if she would come on, she agreed, and we talked to her first. Turns out this ended in a way nobody saw coming
Aug 25, 202636 min
HE WASN’T THAT PROFOUND WAS HE?: HOUR ONE
We talked about comedians, George Carlin…. Great comic, but nobody else can expound upon what he was saying? Was he the only “profound” comedian that ever existed or was his legacy inflated a little? If you’re an actor, do you have that one role you wish you never took? Mainly anything “racist” lol Headlines
Aug 25, 202638 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/24/26
A full Monday edition of TRG
Aug 24, 20262h 24m
LOOK BUD, MAYBE SHE WAS GOING TO SEND THEM TO YOU: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Dude’s wife passed and he found some pics of her he never knew existed….
Aug 24, 202637 min
HEY PARTY MAN, LISTEN UP..: HOUR THREE
Will the Air BnB that Hayden P (I can’t spell her last name) passed away in go for a lot of money now? You know people will want to stay there, RIP nonetheless We got a voicemail about Party Man Dan, shall we play it?
Aug 24, 202634 min
THAT NAME DO HAVE A NICE RING TO IT: HOUR TWO
Downs syndrome, or is it Down Syndrome?.. Either way we have questions Honestly forgot what we did here, but it wasn’t what we were gonna do lol Headlines
Aug 24, 202633 min
BULLS**T WE GOT THAT MANY PEOPLE: HOUR ONE
Let’s get it going, back LIVE baby, how was the weekend? Can we get a fresh population count over here? Cuz there ain’t no way there are this many people in the United States Headlines
Aug 24, 202638 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/21/26
Aug 21, 20262h 19m
FOR WHO THE DON’T TOLLS: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Facebook Fussin
Aug 21, 202632 min
SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS MIKE, LEMME GET THEM PICS THO: HOUR THREE
Mike’s wife passed away awhile back and he found something he doesn’t really know how to address, so he calls TRG to get some answers
Aug 21, 202633 min
C’MON BUD, GIVE US JUST ONE CUSS WORD..: HOUR TWO
Well they should’ve used these marketing slogans instead Carson calls in on his way to school, he’s 6, Fat Boy tried to get him to cuss but no dice this time Headlines
Aug 21, 202632 min
TAKES A BIT TO JOG THE MEMORY ON A FRIDAY: HOUR ONE
Who is ____?, a little game of “guess who” on a Friday morning How much are these white rappers worth? Headlines
Aug 21, 202640 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/20/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Aug 20, 20262h 25m
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, IT’S A FLOCK CAMERA THO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Flock cameras are everywhere now
Aug 20, 202632 min
DUDE YOU REALIZE IT’S NOT REALLY HIS INBOX RIGHT?: HOUR THREE
Headlines Epstein files were released through a new template that looks a lot like his email inbox, don’t get worked people, it isn’t.. So the Tupac murder is back in the headlines again, all these years later
Aug 20, 202640 min
DON’T YOU “UNC” US YOU DAMN KIDS: HOUR TWO
Are we too old to figure out this damn technology? How do we get a pic to beam to the tv? F all this tech man HA Facebook Fussin
Aug 20, 202632 min
DID WE JUST WRITE THE NEXT GREAT HALLOWEEN SEASON MOVIE?: HOUR ONE
The Creepy Cobbler, coming to a theater near you… maybe?.Also, Fat Boy use to make shoes as a kid, who the hell would’ve known It’s cool to get noticed from being on the show, until it’s embarrassing, like having no money for a sticky bun, then it’s not so good to get noticed, FAT BOY HA Headlines
Aug 20, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/19/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Aug 19, 20262h 19m
YOU MIGHT BE A PRICK DUDE LOL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines All Advice Show with Brian saying his wife don’t wear any makeup no more.. what?
Aug 19, 202635 min
EXPLAIN WHY? SOME OF US REALLY DON’T GET THE FLOCK CAMERA DEBATE, WHY?: HOUR THREE
Flock cameras, we get into it, Fat Boy is for them but can’t understand why people aren’t, why? You gotta explain this one to us
Aug 19, 202628 min
EVERYDAY THERE’S NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THIS CASE…: HOUR TWO
Your 25th high school reunion is this weekend Fatty, you going? You cool with this new re-direct for jeremyellenburg.com there Fat Boy? Headlines
Aug 19, 202639 min
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT STORY AGAIN?...: HOUR ONE
We try to remember what we were talking about without looking it up, rarely works tho, RIP Frank Beard Headlines
Aug 19, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/18/26
Sup f*****s, here's a full Tuesday edition of the show
Aug 18, 20262h 18m
WOW!...HANG ON NOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Honestly forgot what we did here
Aug 18, 202635 min
LOOK, THERE IS AN EXPECATION TO LOOK DECENT, RIGHT?: HOUR THREE
All Advice Show continues with Brian, an annoyed husband of many years who’s wife just stopped doing this entirely, and now he’s not sure how to get her to stop doing this….
Aug 18, 202633 min
YOU GOTTA LET YOUR MOM GET OUT THERE MY GUY: HOUR TWO
The All Advice Show kicks off with Anonyomus, who keeps running his mom’s boyfriends off but he doesn’t’ know why Headlines
Aug 18, 202629 min
YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM DUDES TOOK SOME GOLD: HOUR ONE
Did you hear about the workers in Belgium who found millions in gold in an old brewery? They most likely won’t get to keep what they found but you know some of em took some bars already lol Who is Ralph Gunt?.... Headlines
Aug 18, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/17/26
A full Monday edition of TRG
Aug 17, 20262h 22m
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS CUT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Fof Hotline, 864-241-4318
Aug 17, 202639 min
NOBODY CAN READ YOUR SIGN HOMELESS DUDE: HOUR THREE
Headlines Exactly what is the price difference between GLP-1’s in the USA vs England? Holy shit, if you’re on this stuff you might wanna move over there lol Homeless people asking for money is more of an issue than it use to be, what happened to the characters? RIP Hubba Hubba
Aug 17, 202631 min
HEY, DON’T WATCH THESE MOVIES… WHAT ARE THEY CALLED AGAIN?: HOUR TWO
A combo TRG movie review, here’s two not to watch, can’t remember the name of one of em tho… Here’s something we gotta figure out, the new promo code for jeremyellenburg.com A Kushner just bought the Lakers and it’s not Jared, it’s has damn brother, whole family’s loaded lol
Aug 17, 202634 min
HOW MANY PLANKS WOULD YOU LIKE?: HOUR ONE
Mattman went to a bar over the weekend and paid way too much for a cheeseburger plate, which brings the question..”Why is food higher, and smaller at the same time?” Headlines
Aug 17, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/14/26
A full Friday edition of TRG
Aug 14, 20262h 21m
DAMN PARTY MAN, KEEP US UPDATED MAN: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Party Man Dan calls in with his updated diagnosis
Aug 14, 202631 min
BOUT TIME Y’ALL GOT BACK IN SCHOOL DAMNIT: HOUR THREE
The FOF Hotline is on baby, Open 24/7 too, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
Aug 14, 202640 min
IF BOZO DIDN’T SCARE YOU AS A KID THEN YOU A REAL G, LOL: HOUR TWO
What happened to kid shows like Bozo? They aren’t around anymore, probably a liability issue Headlines
Aug 14, 202632 min
THAT’S A DAMN GREAT BUSINESS IDEA: HOUR ONE
Re-selling liquor people didn’t drink, genius idea Lot of squatters everywhere now, I mean everywhere, probably near you right now
Aug 14, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/13/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Aug 13, 20262h 24m
ONLY THE BEST..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
Aug 13, 202629 min
DAMNIT PARTY MAN, THAT’S NOT THE NEWS WE WERE HOPING FOR: HOUR THREE
Headlines Party Man Dan calls in with a health update he teased a couple of weeks ago
Aug 13, 202639 min
THE NEXT TIME A CAR HITS ME I SWEAR I’M GONNA..: HOUR TWO
Did you see the Chinese scam marriage bust from yesterday? Shit been going on for ten years Dwight calls in because he also thinks he’s cursed, plus he’s tired of getting hit by cars lol
Aug 13, 202636 min
FAT BOY YOU MIGHT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT A CERTAIN SUBJECT: HOUR ONE
Pornos came up and of course Fat Boy schools everybody in the room, that’s not good dude lol Fat Boy brought up that Matt Rife bought the Warren house in Connecticut and makes his money back off it by leasing it as an Air BnB property, and people line up to stay in the f****r
Aug 13, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/12/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Aug 12, 20262h 20m
WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU CAN’T GO BACK NEXT YEAR: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Anonymous about to quit school on the first day, don’t do it yo..
Aug 12, 202636 min
THAT’S THE WILDEST BATMAN THEORY WE’VE EVER HEARD, PLAUSIBLE THO..: HOUR THREE
We got to talking about Batman the tv show and what was the spray that made him horny? Also, did Alfred really kill Batman’s parents so he could traffic him? Maybe… Best Damn Audio is back baby, this might be the strongest one we’ve had in a minute
Aug 12, 202634 min
LOOKING BACK, MOM MADE SOME REALLY GOOD POINTS: HOUR TWO
WTF is “Summerween?”, well to commemorate it, here’s the time Fat Boy sat in an open grave years ago during a haunted trip We revisit yesterday’s calls between Anonymous, who’s quitting school at 17, and her Mom trying to talk some sense into her Headlines
Aug 12, 202631 min
THAT WAS QUITE A TRICK THERE TRUMP: HOUR ONE
The Trump escape ruse over the last few days was kind of clever, check it out if you didn’t see it What kind of shake was that again Mattman? Headlines
Aug 12, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/11/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Aug 11, 20262h 19m
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Mail Sack time baby
Aug 11, 202630 min
SO NOW MOM’S ON THE PHONE: HOUR THREE
Headlines Anonymous called last hour to quit school, now her Mom’s on the phone with us
Aug 11, 202636 min
WELL THAT’S A SHOW FIRST..: HOUR TWO
Fat Boy, you gonna have everybody saying “Big German Bitch now”..lol Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who’s going to school for the first day of the new year but it might be her last… she gonna quit?
Aug 11, 202635 min
SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MOVE?: HOUR ONE
When you hate people, or fought dirty, you use to piss on people, so why aren’t we doing that anymore? Lol Headlines
Aug 11, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/10/26
A full Monday edition of TRG
Aug 10, 20262h 19m
DUDE YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO LIVE THERE: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Dude got a job offer in Miami, can he afford to take it?
Aug 10, 202635 min
GIVE THAT DONKEY SOME PRIVACY MATTMAN: HOUR THREE
Mattman relieved himself, pissed outside, at the farm recently and had quite the audience, his donkey Banjo staring at him while he’s pissing lol The Mail Sack is back baby, [email protected] if you were wondering
Aug 10, 202636 min
BIG BOY’S ON THE LOOSE: HOUR TWO
These political ads are getting nasty these days, too nasty maybe Hey Fat Boy, can you fit in this 3X costume? Something’s wrong if you can’t, fatty Headlines
Aug 10, 202631 min
WE ON ONE THIS MORNING, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS: HOUR ONE
Economy, who’s making our damn weapons, and various other s***s we get into here RIP to the celebs we lost this weekend Headlines
Aug 10, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/06/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Aug 6, 20262h 25m
DAMNIT GIVE THIS MAN A SHOW AGAIN: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Al Sharpton can’t read for shit lol, makes for great tv
Aug 6, 202638 min
DUDE WHERE THE F EVEN IS THAT PLACE?: HOUR THREE
The access to information we have now as far as traveling goes is really sick, speaking of, wanna go to Nepal? Where the f**k is it Fat Boy says… To be honest I can’t remember the other shit we did here
Aug 6, 202634 min
THIS MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST SCAM IN U.S. HISTORY: HOUR TWO
Have you heard about the “Gold Bar Scam” going around New York City? Mattman’s Conspiracy Mystery Headlines
Aug 6, 202635 min
HELL WE COULD CHEER TOO IF NEED BE: HOUR ONE
School’s back in, it’s almost football season, we made up some new cheers hahah No Paige, that’s not how you say his name, funny as shit tho… Headlines
Aug 6, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/05/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
Aug 5, 20262h 23m
CALM DOWN EMILY’S MOM, THERE’S ENOUGH EGGPLANT EMOJI TO GO AROUND LOL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Emily’s Mom is going to the mountains with a dude she met last week… hang on now.
Aug 5, 202631 min
NEW YORK CITY, GET A ROPE LOL: HOUR THREE
The flow continues, remember these commercials from back in the day? Parents are damn excited school is back in, they ready to kick these kids to the curb
Aug 5, 202639 min
WHEN IN NEED, DIAL UP AL SHARPTON: HOUR TWO
We get sidetracked again because Fat Boy found a new Al Sharpton compilation Did you hear about Linda Blair and the 251 dogs she has on her property in California, that’s a bit much maybe.. Headlines
Aug 5, 202635 min
THE F**K ARE THESE BIRDS COMING FROM?: HOUR ONE
Mattman had a red tail hawk land on his table outside yesterday, Fat Boy saw a video where two friends each saw a different owl in their yards recently… where the hell are these dudes coming from? Are scientists watching Black Mirror and trying to make the shit really happen? Check this out…. Headlines
Aug 5, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/04/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Aug 4, 20262h 19m
GOOD JOB DAN, KEEP EM COMING: HOUR FOUR
Headlines More songs from Dan in Columbia
Aug 4, 202631 min
EVERYBODY HAS THAT PERSON THEY WANNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF: HOUR THREE
Headlines Great question Mattman, if you could legally beat the shit out of somebody, how fast does that person’s name come to your mind?
Aug 4, 202633 min
DIVORCED AFTER 30 YEARS, MOM ABOUT TO GET BUCK WILD: HOUR TWO
More on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, two ransom letters have been released Open Phones brings us Emily, who’s not a fan of how her newly single mom is acting now when it comes to these dudes
Aug 4, 202636 min
WHAT A NICE GIFT THERE… LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING PAIGE WOULD SWALLOW LOL: HOUR ONE
What’s in the mystery box this morning, well it’s crocheted… and it might look like a hammer Matt To The Bone has been stuck in our heads all day yesterday, good job Dan from Columbia..
Aug 4, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 08/03/26
A full, and wild, Monday edition of TRG
Aug 3, 20262h 21m
CALL IT UP AND RAISE A LITTLE HELL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF Hotline is Open 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
Aug 3, 202637 min
PAIGE WORKING PRETTY BLUE TODAY, DAMN WOMAN: HOUR THREE
Paige drops a line here that nobody wrote for her, she’s working wild today lol. Also, Mattman talks about pain after losing a shit ton of weight and how Fat Boy thinks Mattman’s doctor is full of shit lol Dan has been busy lately, so we check in on some of his submissions to the show
Aug 3, 202632 min
WHY THE HELL IS THAT SONG TRENDING?..STOP IT DAMNIT: HOUR TWO
Our Summerslam review, not a bad show Can we stop with the damn Puerto Rico song already? Headlines
Aug 3, 202635 min
WERE WE JUST SOME BITCHES GROWING UP?: HOUR ONE
Mattman and Fat Boy recount stories of people they worked with back in the day and how wild they were, but in reality, were Mattman and Fat Boy just timid little bitches? Probably, HA RIP Vincent Pastore aka Big P***y from The Sopranos Headlines
Aug 3, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/31/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, shit got wild today in the eight o'clock hour, just so ya know lol
Jul 31, 20262h 21m
WE STILL GOING STRONG..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Here's some shit we did yesterday, can't remember what it was, I'm tired boss hahaha SHIT
Jul 31, 202635 min
MIGHT BE THE WILDEST FOF HOTLINE IN A LONG DAMN TIME: HOUR THREE
The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW, 864-241-4318... This might be one of the wildest ones we've done in a long time
Jul 31, 202635 min
ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T MAKING THAT UP?: HOUR TWO
Mattman had an observation about a certain race of people that we talked about, and it felt good to get it out there, positively of course Open Phones on a Friday Headlines
Jul 31, 202633 min
F**K A BOOK, ALL BOOKS, THERE YA GO: HOUR ONE
Books suck, f**k em, reading sucks, don’t do it kids How many damn basketball players are over 7 feet now? This kid in Florida is taller than Wemby Headlines
Jul 31, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/30/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG, good shit on here today
Jul 30, 20262h 20m
CONDOMS IN THE CHICKEN? SAY IT AIN’T SO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
Jul 30, 202635 min
DOES A DEBT DIE TOO? DAMN GOOD QUESTION DUDE: HOUR THREE
Headlines Rod calls in for Open Phones, he has a situation where he owed a buddy a bunch of money, well guess what?.. his buddy is no longer with us, so did the debt die with him?...
Jul 30, 202630 min
DAMN DAN, THAT DOESN’T SOUND GOOD MAN: HOUR TWO
Vince McMahon is almost cleared of his legal situation that’s been going on for a bit, not a good situation to be in, must be tough when it comes to money and allegations Party Man Dan checks in, where you been dude? He’s got a health update, kind of…
Jul 30, 202637 min
DAMN PAIGE, WE NEVER KNEW THE WHOLE STORY: HOUR ONE
Paige talks about moving here and why she did, old story we never heard, you never know what the f**k we finna talk about when HA How the hell did Shoeless Joe Jackson die? I don’t think we ever really knew.. Headlines
Jul 30, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/29/26
A Wednesday edition of TRG, with some good ass BDA you don't wanna miss
Jul 29, 20262h 23m
HOW YOU GONNA MAKE MONEY OFF 26 OF THOSE SUCKERS?: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences with a shit ton of inflatable play toys
Jul 29, 202635 min
DUDE, THAT AIN’T A BROWNIE YOU JUST THREW AGAINST THE WALL: HOUR THREE
Per our earlier conversation, did OnlyFans kill the strip club business? Shit we hope not Best Damn Audio, good stuff this week
Jul 29, 202635 min
LET ME GET THAT LINK CHICK: HOUR TWO
Why did Al Sharpton lose his tv show? Give it back to him, remember all these f**k ups he had? Lol Ladies there’s a flowchart for success, determined by our society, and if you don’t follow it.. well you might not make any money Headlines
Jul 29, 202633 min
WHY YOU TALKIN BOUT MY MONEY?: HOUR ONE
Money talk this early in the morning, plus a couple other things we were wondering about We trying to book more damn comedians on the show, we have fun with em, bare with us tho… Headlines
Jul 29, 202638 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/28/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG; featuring an impromptu Truth and Consequences with a shit ton of inflatable jumpies for the kids lol
Jul 28, 20261h 52m
THEY GONNA GET YOU AT SOME POINT BRO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Chris just dodged an intervention, but he might not be so lucky next time
Jul 28, 202635 min
IF YOUR FINGERS ARE TOO FAT YOU MIGHT JUST BUST A NIT: HOUR THREE
Headlines Fat Boy are you really too fat to knit? Did we just hear that? Edith made it back to Chattanooga but of course had a wild time in Greenville while she was here
Jul 28, 202621 min
THE KIDS LOVE OL CAPTAIN SLAPPY: HOUR TWO
Open Phones brought us a woman who’s tired of her husband trying to make the next big buck, well he might have found it, inflatables, you know for parties and shit. So we talked her into an impromptu Truth and Consequences because this business needs a damn shot in the arm….
Jul 28, 202640 min
SHE STUCK THAT MONEY WHERE?: HOUR ONE
Let’s get a good Tuesday show going, Mattman heard of a story where a woman stole a ton of money, guess where she put it? We listen to All Night Long by Lionel Richie, is he conjuring up a voodoo curse and we didn’t know about it? F**k Headlines, here’s a scam lol
Jul 28, 202636 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/27/26
A full Monday edition of TRG
Jul 27, 20262h 24m
PAIGE, JUST MAKE OUT WITH HER A FEW TIMES: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Stephy wants to date Paige, can she talk her into it?
Jul 27, 202634 min
CHRIS, YOU GOTTA START LISTENING TO YOUR PEOPLE MAN: HOUR THREE
Chris calls in on his way back home, he got a heads up on his intervention last Friday so he skipped town to miss it, maybe he should consider listening to his people tho….
Jul 27, 202637 min
DUDE WHY DID YOU WAIT ON HIM TO WALK UP TO YOUR CAR?: HOUR TWO
Mattman’s road rage traffic story was so gripping it made Paige say a bad word, starts with an F lol What the hell is going on in Asheville these days? Headlines
Jul 27, 202635 min
SIGN THIS FOR ME, IT AIN’T WORTH S**T BUT I DON’T CARE: HOUR ONE
We rarely sign our names anymore, plus autograph seekers, why? Shit ain’t worth much usually People keep destroying flock cameras Headlines
Jul 27, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/24/26
A full WILD Friday edition of TRG
Jul 24, 20262h 21m
WTF IS A POOCH NOODLE? LOL: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Facebook Fussin with Edith from Chattanooga
Jul 24, 202633 min
YOU DON’T GET MANY REUNIONS THERE FATTY, BETTER GO TO IT: HOUR THREE
Headlines Fat Boy’s 25th high school reunion is coming up, is he gonna go?
Jul 24, 202629 min
SO HOW GAY ARE YOU?...:HOUR TWO
Did you see the video of the Drive and the Spartanburgers fighting last night? Upstate SC making it boys lol Open Phones with Stephy, who’d love a couple of rounds with Paige evidently
Jul 24, 202642 min
WE GOT BIOS NOW, YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW US THO: HOUR ONE
Our website bios are changed, shorter the sweeter right? Headlines
Jul 24, 202635 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/23/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG with Edith from Chattanooga LIVE in studio
Jul 23, 20262h 27m
IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, NOW YOU DO: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Best Damn Audio
Jul 23, 202639 min
GET THESE BOYS SOME NICE THREADS, DAMNIT: HOUR THREE
If you haven’t heard the wild story of Edith’s dancing days, here ya go Who makes our military uniforms? Is it a name like Hilfiger or Ralph Lauren?.. Damn Hugo Boss did the German unis in WW2
Jul 23, 202638 min
FACEBOOK FUSSIN LIVE WITH EDITH: HOUR TWO
Hey Edith, you drove a long damn way to see us Fussin
Jul 23, 202630 min
WE GOT A VISITOR COMING BY LATER: HOUR ONE
Edith from Chattanooga is coming in today for Fussin, should be fun Headlines
Jul 23, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/22/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, some good BDA here too
Jul 22, 20262h 21m
YOU TWO NEED TO SPLIT, NOW: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Truth and Consequences
Jul 22, 202641 min
YOU BOUT TO RECOGNIZE A WEAVE FROM A WIG, BISSSSSH: HOUR THREE
Best Damn Audio returns with some good shit, local too, crack pipes, wigs, and weaves lol
Jul 22, 202631 min
WE KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN: HOUR TWO
Yes, that was THE song to that secret gross website we use to go to back in the day lol A.I. is really getting outta hand, for real… Headlines
Jul 22, 202631 min
TIME TO PLAY, “GUESS WHICH STATE HAS THE MOST ____”: HOUR ONE
For some reason we remember bits and pieces of the names of “home grown terrorists” but should we give them that shine? Some stuff you never forget tho We keep getting tricked by the company with fake emails, which leads to more training, #bullshit lol Headlines
Jul 22, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/21/26
Headlines Mail Sack is back baby
Jul 21, 20262h 21m
LOOK AT THAT BIG SACK: HOUR FOUR
Jul 21, 202633 min
DAMN, THAT'S AN OLD ONE: HOUR THREE
Headlines I forgot what else we did here to be honest lol
Jul 21, 202635 min
BOTH OF YUNS CAN’T BE RIGHT…: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences featured two people, about to get married, that don’t wanna give each other any room to negotiate.. this was a fun one
Jul 21, 202635 min
EVERY PERSON SHOULD CARRY THEIR OWN PEN: HOUR ONE
Paige cleaned the studio, hey f**k, we have people for that lol. Also, you should really carry your own pen Old VHS tapes, there’s a lot of stuff we recorded over the years that could be worth some money now Headlines
Jul 21, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/20/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, with a fresh round of the Sack, baby.
Jul 20, 20262h 24m
QUIT STEALING THIS DUDE’S DAMN TOOLS: HOUR FOUR
Headlines The FOF HOTLINE is OPEN 24/7, CALL NOW 864-241-4318
Jul 20, 202638 min
LET EM WORK, DAMNIT, LET EM WORK..: HOUR THREE
Kids working, not working, taking advantage of kids, we try to figure that mindset out, why take advantage? The Mail Sack is back, send your questions, comments, complaints to [email protected]
Jul 20, 202635 min
WELL LOOK WHO IT IS, MR THREE TIME GRANDPA: HOUR TWO
Mattman has a HUGE announcement, he had another grandkid, Congrats A new breed of monkey was discovered in the Congo, Paige evidently already knew tho Headlines
Jul 20, 202635 min
WHAT’S THE NAME OF THAT DAMN MOVIE?: HOUR ONE
Fat Boy can’t figure out a story Mattman tried to tell him off the air, also he can’t remember the titles of movies so he has to give away the entire plot just to get the title Greenville AIN’T a club town, so let’s quit pretending like it, thank you Headlines
Jul 20, 202635 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/17/26
A full Friday edition of TRG
Jul 17, 20262h 30m
YEAH, KEVIN YOU GOT US GOOD: HOUR FOUR
Headlines NO, backstage pass is not back, but it almost was…
Jul 17, 202638 min
TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF PISS, A LITTLE BIT OF VINEGAR, AND THERE YOU HAVE IT: HOUR THREE
The FOF Hotline is back with another round of pissed off people, call now, it’s open 24/7, 864-241-4318
Jul 17, 202639 min
NOBODY GONNA PAY TWO MILLY FOR THAT S**T: HOUR TWO
Trump was on tv last night but nobody was showing it, we thought they had to Fat Boy found out what he saw yesterday morning, evidently he wasn’t the only one Headlines
Jul 17, 202638 min
WRAPPING THE WEEK UP ON A HOT ONE BABY: HOUR ONE
Random shit here, Trump, more on him later, old shows we miss, etc Have you heard about the protests in cum plaza in NC? Headlines
Jul 17, 202633 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/16/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
Jul 16, 20262h 28m
THAT’S COOL MAN, YOU GOT A NEW BROTHER: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Derek found his brother and sister he never knew he had
Jul 16, 202639 min
LET’S HIT THESE PHONES BRO: HOUR THREE
Headlines Open Phones with Fat Boy trying not to shit himself, good luck
Jul 16, 202630 min
WHAT SMELLS SO, SO GOOD?: HOUR TWO
A new scent from the gahlay.com family you might wanna get, while they last Open Phones brings us Kevin, who swerved us good, but it might have worked, he may actually be doing backstage pass soon
Jul 16, 202641 min
NICE SUIT, TOO BAD IT DON’T FIT ANYMORE: HOUR ONE
Mattman has a big tuxedo he can’t wear anymore, one he “forgot to bring back” shockingly RIP Hal Williams, damnit we keep losing our tv dads Headlines
Jul 16, 202637 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/15/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, tons of good shit today, so listen to it
Jul 15, 20262h 27m
WHAT’S UP WITH NINE?..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Have you guys heard from Nine since he left?
Jul 15, 202635 min
YOU JUST FOUND A SISTER?.. IS SHE HOT?: HOUR THREE
Derek calls in to tell everybody he just found he has siblings, what sucks is that he has to keep it a secret, he was a love child lol
Jul 15, 202637 min
I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T GONNA CALL YOUR ASS BACK: HOUR TWO
P1 Rill, (April) calls back, she's been a P1 for two days and Mattman already pissed her off Headlines
Jul 15, 202633 min
WE’RE GONNA GET THIS TRENDING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER: HOUR ONE
You peanut head ass fat ho, go get it trending lol Random, did Jim Abbott ever get a hand after he retired?... Headlines
Jul 15, 202640 min
A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Check this out
Jul 14, 202634 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/14/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
Jul 14, 20262h 23m
ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF WALKING DUDE?: HOUR THREE
Headlines Texter says Mattman should get a truck for his farm, he says “why the f**k would I do that?”
Jul 14, 202635 min
WELL WE DID ASK FOR IT..: HOUR TWO
April wants to be a f****n P1, guess what chick? You already are Open Phones brings us a question a lot of people have been asking us privately for almost two years, now it’s public Headlines
Jul 14, 202634 min
HOW ABOUT A JOKE OR TWO, OR FIVE THIS MORNING?: HOUR ONE
Mattman revealed he’s cut back on his Ambien, good job man WOW! Ray Stevens, I don’t know if you could get away with that song these days Headlines
Jul 14, 202639 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/13/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, Lindsey Graham, Fat Boy crying over a restaurant closing, and much more inside
Jul 13, 20262h 23m
A.I. AND HOOKERS, WHO WOULD’VE EVER THOUGHT?..: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Hookers, A.I., and so much more
Jul 13, 202636 min
CAN WE START A GO FUND ME TO KEEP IT OPEN?...: HOUR THREEE
Fat Boy heard some news this morning that actually made him cry, in the drive thru… Big Brown has a special request for a song that’s actually about Fat Boy crying from years ago, so we had to reset that story
Jul 13, 202632 min
THE DEATH OF LINDSEY GRAHAM: HOUR TWO
We give our thoughts on the passing, and life of Lindsey Graham Headlines
Jul 13, 202634 min
WELL THAT WAS AN ODD QUESTION…: HOUR ONE
How many black friends do you have Fat Boy said? Paige follows with “I have a lot, tons, I don’t like to label people tho…”, c’mon woman, quit that shit lol Remember this banger? Kids still say that?.... Headlines
Jul 13, 202640 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/10/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, back Monday baby
Jul 10, 20262h 11m
I'M SURE YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO CELEBRATED EASTER THAT WAY: HOUR FOUR
Open Phones from somebody who smoked weed on Easter, for the first time in his life Michael... just hang up the damn phone already dude
Jul 10, 202631 min
IF I TELL YOU WHAT I DID TO IT, YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA KEEP IT: HOUR THREE
Truth and Consequences where we find out what happened to the couple's wedding album... a house guest whizzed all over it, lol A new Mattman farm song that's gonna have some legs to it for a long time it looks like
Jul 10, 202628 min
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THE LEGEND OF THE "ASS MOLE": HOUR TWO
She doesn't take her bra off to hook up and he's not happy about it The legend of "The Assmole", how? why?.. now we know
Jul 10, 202630 min
BRO YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE BORDERLINE "NUTS": HOUR ONE
Open Phones: My wife is a "conspiracy theorist" Is it cool to cuss at work? Some think so... Best Damn Audio
Jul 10, 202640 min
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 07/09/26
Here go the Thursday show
Jul 9, 20262h 26m