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JAKE SHOWS Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below.  Omaha, Nebraska 11/20 Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21 Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22 THOMAS SHOW See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer  P*****O TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28 Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA P*****O TIME LIVE SHOW IN PHILLY 2/20 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/p*****o-time-live-in-philly-tickets-2003206119428?aff=oddtdtcreator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jake is moving into a beautiful new estate and will be back next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A fun little solo ep for the day ones. Thanks for listening. Jake will be back soon, he's on his honeymoon (congrats buddy). Hims connects you with licensed healthcare providers online, giving you simple access to legitimate ED options from home. No awkward appointments, no pharmacy lines. Get Hims. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A deep dive into the world of Clavicular, Operator Podcasts, Book Clubs, and the big bright white hot light at the end of the tunnel with comedian and Youtube extraordinaire Jarrett Moore. follow him on IG IAmJarrettMoore On YouTube at @jarrettmoore6458 Watch his most recent recent videos here See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey guys, Jake here. Due to scheduling errors and both me and Thomas' laptop shitting out, we haven't been able to put out eps as usual. But we got his replaced and I got a new one coming in the mail. So we should be back to regularly scheduled programming this week or next. Sorry for the delay. Love you guys. Boston, we have a surprise for you in the fall. Stay tuned. Love and kisses and sucks -Jake See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT is back again along with friend of the show Eoghan Gallivan Follow him on IG @tribalsleeve Follow JT @godsfavoritecomedian sub to the show for more video content Patreon.com/pendejotime See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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JT and Ronaldo are back. Watch the full video episode for FREE subscribe to the show for more content See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jake's apartment exploded sorry he'll be back next week See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ben and Conner swung by to say what's up. Video episode will be up soon.    Listen to Hate Watch Podcast  Listen to Lemon Party Podcast  Get tickets to Philly (10 left or so)  get hims  hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank you to the always hilarious Eden for filling in this week. Jake flew to New York to watch the ball drop and got trapped in the Times Square M&M store. Come see us live at Next in Line Philadelphia on Jan 24th. Come see Thomas at Keegan's Ale House in Kingston, NY on Jan 8th. Thank you for supporting the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And thats the Thomas Promise, baby.  watch the video ep here  sub to the show please  get tickets for Philly  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This is the audio from our most recent video episode with the very funny Adam Gilbert, you can watch that by clicking the link below. He is on tour this winter. Catch him in these cities.  1/16 Detroit, Independent Comedy 1/17 Chicago, Lincoln Lodge 1/18 Batavia, Illinois, Comedy Vault  1/23 Handsome Man Comedy, Pittsburgh 1/30 Comedy at The Cellar, Fargo ND 2/28 Vermont Comedy Club, BurlingtonWATCH NOW  PHILLY COME GET YOUR TICKETS TO SEE ME AND THOMAS LIVE THOMAS IS HEADLINING IN NEW YORK, GET TICKETS TO SEE HIM  Through Hims, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED, like Hard Mints and Sex Rx plus Climax Control, if prescribed.  Get Hims  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The hardened Detective Melvin Ladybug is tested mind, body, and spirit by a curious and mysterious deputy named Johnny Strawberry.  NEW YORK CITY SHOW FRIDAY 9:30 12/5 JUST ANNOUNCED. COME TO THE SHOWS. WE HAVE ONE IN PHILLY SATURDAY 9:30 1/24 AS WELL. BOTH TICKET LINKS ARE HERE FOR THE NEW YORK SHOW, ONLY BUY GA TICKETS. WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE STUPID TIERED SEATING UNTIL LAST MINUTE. IF MONEY IS TIGHT AROUND THE HOLIDAY TIMES WE UNDERSTAND. MESSAGE PENDEJOTIMEWORLDWIDE ON IG AND WE CAN HELP. SUBSCIBE TO THE PATREON PLEASE SO WE CAN DO MORE SHOWS SUB TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL You shouldn’t have to go out of your way to feel like yourself. Hims brings expert care straight to you, with 100% online access to personalized treatment plans that put your goals first.  Get hims at hims.com/PT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake Ricca is a comedian, writer, and actor living in Austin, Texas. His sketches are funny as f**k and you can watch them here. The video got f****d up but you can watch what survived here.  Get hims online at hims.com/PT  Check out Jake Ricca on IG @ jakericca get tickets for Philly Show Jan 24th  get tickets for New York show Dec 5th  suscribe to the Patreon please  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My most recent video episode is with the very funny Ronaldo Mercado. Ronaldo runs Wild Card every Sunday at the Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. Go check that out.  watch the ep here  sub to the show  get hims  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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a fan favorite from the early video days, now in hi def audio. it is my 6 year anniversary so you guys get two audio experiences for the price of one, and I am going to have dinner. love you guys. thanks for coming to the show.  sub to the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Featuring our old pal Sam @RealOnLineBoy  Watch that here  Catch us live  Sub to the show  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We gotta get rid of this city.    This is the audio from my video episode with the very funny Myke Dede. Watch that HERE please. You can catch him on the road with Mullen, performing all over Austin and the country. Catch his very funny Don't Tell set on his IG: @cantguardmyke    Subscribe to the show at Patreon.com/pendejotime  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We are happy to announce P*****o Time is now a part of the All Things Comedy network. ATC is a comedy studio started by comedy legends Bill Burr and Al Madrigal,  owned and operated by comics, delivering the best that stand up has to offer. Straight to fans, no middlemen.  Subscribe to their YouTube Check out their website allthingscomedy.com Follow them on all the socials  InstagramTikTokFacebookTwitter Check out their merchAnd of course, Subscribe to our YouTube Channel  Check out the Patreon if you want more access to P*****o Time bonus episodes and video content. 1000 Years PENDEJOS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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In preparation for the release of P*****O CRIME VOL 3. We have unlocked the auditory cinematic experience that riveted listeners across the country. Think War of the Worlds but if everyone involved was addicted to morphine.  Follow hardened detective Mousie Cheese and his trusty sidekick Jack RussellTerrier along a journey of betrayal, intrigue, murder, and revenge. Be on the lookout for P*****O CRIME VOL. 3, out on Patreon soon.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Thank you to Eden for joining me for this ep. Check out Drunk Uncle on tour. TIckets to the Austin show 5/10: https://the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/shows/312386 Support the show and use code P*****O on MyBookie to doubleyour money instantly on your 1 st deposit. Head tohttps://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and start your free online Hims visit athttps://www.hims.com/PT Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake's out of town so I had to work a little magic. Tune in next week for some special guests! Check us out on YT, IG, Twitter etc and go to Drunk Uncle's shows while they're on tour. This episode sponsored by MyBookie. https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick Eady and Jamal Rahal are comedians from Houston, Texas. They have a weekly show "The Dirty Show" at Secret Group, a comedy club on the East Side of Houston. Check out the video episode here https://youtu.be/XreBMHf3hpE Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Our very good friend, discord moderator, TMZ reporter, and 6'3 Hunk John aka PLANKFAN joined us for a new video episode. Check that out here: https://youtu.be/xKve6F_RPsU Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This place smells like ass. And you know I love a good dump.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here is the audio from our newest free video episode. Check it out here  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I am interested in your Doo Doo Machine  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Please welcome the newest country music starlet straight from the rolling hills of Appalachia, the one the only Boobies Countries  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

our friend Derek joins us on this episode to chat AI and our perfect AI dreams  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Officer Sweetman will see you now.  AUSTIN, SAN MARCOS, SAN ANTONIO, NEW BRAUNFELS, CENTRAL TEXAS ETC PLEASE COME TO SEAN PATRICK'S STAND UP ON THE SQUARE. MY OWN SHOW I AM HOSTING/RUNNING AND TRYING TO BUILD FROM DA GROUND UP LIKE A REAL MOTHAFUCKA WITH THE SUN IN HIS EYES AND THE WIND ON HIS BACK. FREE W/RSVP. $5 AT THE DOOR. COME HANGOUT. I WILL BE SELLING THE REST OF THE MERCH FROM OUR LAST COUPLE RUNS. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING THE SHOW Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

we listened and learned. no more songs.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The battle Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

piece of clear cake and a piece of white pie  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hello hi im 16 and im scared help Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/PT Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thats the sound of a pig bitch  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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roll to avoid the jiggly book. you have rolled a 13. Dungeon Master Thomas informs you that you have to kiss the jiggly book  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

im dreaming of a white fish sauce  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

be safe  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

were growing up now we're getting out of this town im 44 wow and I still text you meow :3 Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

you were my one and only now I sit here by my lonely because you sucked the pizza guy  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the alchemisht Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

beef fajitaI grill my food you use your tongsto make a tacohe doesn't broil yaI can smell by his spice.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

lmao Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

white butler please kill everyone in the south for their betrayal of this great nation.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1000 yards my freshman year all in a straight line forever. not too bad from a boy raised in a big bowl of pee Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

good to be back Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

he pulls on it all day. he is tortured by it, and it is in turn tortured by him. and he eats candy.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

one of those eps where I definitely had a great time.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

he had a tomtastic day  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

what causes you pain, white boy? Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our sistershow from the Deep South joins us again to discuss current events and whether it is morally right or wrong to have sex with a real life hillbilly.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the gay engineer Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drove from Portland to Weed, had to use some old lav mics, this is a documentation of that trip. Enjoy Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

white entertainment television Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

skinny in the swamp  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To continue talking to your grandson, you must first watch 20 seconds of Mind Porno. Do you accept?  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I see a coffee and I hate to drink it black. I use my creamer to turn it to brown not black  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thomas' new anti-drug PSA for kids and parents everywhere  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He really could do it I was kinda blown away.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

daughter of sea veteran John McClam Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back Unc.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the story of independence Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode One: Camping Trip Episode Two: Karaoke Night Episode Three: The Interrogation  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

welcome to the FBI son  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

now I dont know why its necessary for the job for me to wear this lace corset but like I told the the lady im willing to learn  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

evil chicken men  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

shrimp so good itll Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

tee hee Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

have a seat on under that sun lamp for me. what are you doing here ? Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

simmer down Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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comedy is dangerous again alhamdulillah Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We gotta bring back hot candy what kinda f****n world is this. Check out "Out for Smokes" pod, as well as Mike's Special "I'm Normal"  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

the longest episode we've ever done and one of my personal favorites with Noah Kulwin of Blowback. We talk 9/11, jewish guys, and why Christians love zipline so much. checkout blowback everywhere you get your podcasts.  sub to the bonus episodes at blowback.show Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

there weren't any in Dagestan. who woulda thunk Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

if you don't have a thick one get off my sales team  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

a new twist on a fan favorite Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

retvrn to tradition...  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

wazaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hearty Thomas Recipes for the American Home  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

in 2046 texas has given therapists the power of  judge jury executioner and therapist, one therapist in texas only handles one type of trauma... blunt force.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Executioner Jobs Near Me 150k A Year Torturer Jobs Frisco, Texas  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A whole new type of bible  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Starring Foghorn Leghorn  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

giving homeless guys what they want, not what they need.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Beach University of North Texas in Denton. "Survivors Go Here."  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

vestigial religion  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I like eating oats and shit. that your baby? time for him to go lol.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Let his life be a warning  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and long time friend of mine JT joins us to talk about Cucking, pretending to be deaf to avoid jail, and smoking heroin. Checkout JT on Instagram @godsfavoritecomedian. If you're in Austin head to his special taping at East Austin Comedy Club on January 7th, tickets on his IG. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jake is sick please don't tell him I did this.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Boosting the morale of millwrights, pipe fitters,  welders, and alcoholics through sweet song and dashing dance.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

throwing it back by popular demand Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My grandpa, the Devil.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can You Solve The Mystery?  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The sexiest mothafuckin radio station for nasty ass mothafuckas  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I have a cheese. lol.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

for the real day ones this goes out to you.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

first s****y episode in a while but hey they can't all be winners.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

they got my shit on lockdown and there is no end in sight. if you have a restored nova or firebird and you want to sell it for 200 dollars hit my line.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

but dad you told me the eagle tattoo was because its your favorite bird  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

cookie yum yum so good. who gives a shit anymore. come to scuba's tavern nov 10th Chicago 8 PM ticket here Patreon.com/pendejotime  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Folks it is the year the Thomas. His inventions? Groundbreaking. His work ethic? Unmatched. His phone? Dripping with spit.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ridge wallet keeps leaving me on seen so we got some new ads but I am not sure I trust these guys.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

tales from the titty bars Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

question one: could you love a fat bald white man who's mother tells her friends he died? question two: do you think it's sexy that I always have film around my mouth?  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

welcome to daddy university of technology  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

professor moriarty is the one behind the kiaboys and only I can stop them Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5000 years of civilization reborn. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Another riveting journey into the minds of the South's leading intellectuals Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

for 200 dollars we convince yo wife she crazy and going blind and that her momma adicctred to porno and then you can leave her for being all of those thangs.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

its the perfect amount Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

life on the coast Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Still a working title sorry Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I smoke so much weed they call me whacker Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this is what the listeners want. life advice and a business idea from Thomas so bad that he would die immediately if it ever came to fruition. sign up for the Patreon at Patreon.com/pendejotime Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

have a seat sir, thank you for the pizza. what brings you hear today. I'm gonna have a slice of that.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will joins us to talk about the state of worship music today  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

took a little while to get going on this one so another long episode for the true sick f***s Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hhhello i am hhhungarian red pill christian i come to myami florrrida to marry hot sexy girl who look like laura ingraham and drink like my baba.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your two best friends reminisce on their primes...high school studs, star quarterbacks, gods of the arena.  What becomes lost to this earth can only be regained in the next life. Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

tight 90 Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

making yourself sick to get more drugs from the doctor is something that every young man does a few times in his life.  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

never should have smoked that shit  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

he's f*****g everyone's wife  Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

boycotting anhueser busch by drinking hand sanitizer and throwing my kids into the pool too hard Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

bring back mids Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Had some technical difficulties recording this one so I threw a song on the beginning. Come get your slop -T Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Support the show See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.