Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

We're hungover, but we're here! Thank you for coming out to our Endless Summer Kegger. There was excitement, there was drama, and there was a bong-filled gender reveal thanks to Slightly Stoopid. We met new show characters like one-leg Luis, Whorey Tory, and Giggles, and the old standards like Second Hand Cindy, The Budlight Bros, One-Arm Gary and Blind Charlie. Today we brought Johnny in-studio for another round of Johnny Doesn't Know, and his answer for almost every question was 'cheese.' We also tried to determine who is the Most/Least selfish on the show, and the clear #1 for every single one of us was...you guessed it, our resident nerd: Jake. Plus we kicked off the Banger Bus to get you ready for Labor Day weekend!! We love you all and enjoy not-laboring and getting drunk in the sun! (or the rain bc apparently there's a hurricane).

A fight erupted this morning between Jake and Ally over the fact that Jake wanted to use the show's communal hotel room for his four hour nap before the Endless Summer Kegger tonight. Klein claimed Jake 'demanded it' which sent Jake into a tantrum and ended up with Ally calling him a 'pansy ass bitch.' We're ok, we promise! We had an employee battle his own boss on the air today to earn the day off during Beat Your Boss. Guitar repair man Billy answered trivia questions speed-round style, trying to get more right than his boss Eric of Eric's Guitar Shop. It was a win for the underlings, but a close round for sure! Klein also shared an awkward moment with the school principal involving nudes on his phone, we discussed how to appear more likeable to strangers during Clickbait, and heard your most expensive vet bill stories during El Cheapo!

In today's bonus pod we go over some details about the kegger, Jake's date and Vanessa shares something juicy

Would you survive a disaster? We quizzed each other on what to do in various disaster scenarios (earthquake, hurricane, flood, etc) and basically we're all dying pretty quickly. Play along and see how long you'd live! Klein got a scary visitor yesterday, a woman who knocked on his door and said he was living in her house and that he needed to leave. At one point she grabbed onto his arm and we're pretty sure she cursed him. She even warned him she'd be back. Is Klein being haunted by a witch? Today we heard a HEATED battle in Petty Claims Court over laundry. Matthew washes it, and Leslie folds it and puts it away. Or does she? It led to a bigger discussion about how to divide up the household chores when one person works and the other one doesn't. Plus an update on Jake's big dinner date, deciding the perfect relationship age gap during Clickbait, and Ally is leaving something very important to Klein in her will, and he definitely doesn't want it.

Welcome to a new month. Go pay your rent! We got an incredible gift delivered by the one and only Print Gurus...Klein & Ally Plushies!! They're everything we dreamed they would be. They even talk and come with accessories! See them on our IG @kleinallyshow or watch us simulate sex with them on today's YouTube livestream. Today we met a lot more new degenerates in a new round of Human Bingo. We heard from people who were permanently banned, people who just got dumped, and we met a wonderful woman named Marie who has a speech impediment. After t-t-t-talking to her for a few minutes, we decided she will be introducing Slightly Stoopid at the Endless Summer Kegger this Thursday. We celebrated a new month by bringing back Netflix/NOTflix, and Klein wrote some truly ridiculous fake shows this time around. Is "Cold As Balls" a real Netflix show? Plus a conversation about the many different parking choices we all made when seeing Muse at the bowl last night, a new relationship milestone for Jake, and voted on whether or not we should ban texting while walking during Import/Export.

The full show was back in action today. Klein did not have sex with Sydney Sweeney, but was mad that Ally blew his cover on Friday's show. Ally's sex-fueled weekend didn't go any better, with her attempts at a one-night stand failed horribly, even when it came down to having sex with AI. We did sex up the show today when we broke down a list of the sexiest jobs in America. The list surprised us, with 'Cowboy' at #3 and 'teacher' at number #1. Listen along to chime on what jobs you think should have made the list. Klein is usually the one who gets duped by mislabeled items at the store. After all, he's the guy who bought five hour energy thinking it was for sleep, and bought a non-ice cream filled Ice cream cake for his pool party. This time it was Ally, who thought she bought a Spiderman Lego set at Costco only to come home and find out it was not Lego, it was a 3D cardboard puzzle. Should she go back and return it even after she spent 3 hours building it? Plus the one PHRASE couples should avoid for a successful relationship, a fantasy Draft of all the funniest people, places and things the world has to offer, and someone rubbing their g******s on a guitar.

Today was a weird one! Klein is outta town, but weirdly you still heard him at least half the time on today's show. We know times like this can be confusing and disorienting. Deal with it, sugar t**s! Klein is likely in Idaho, Iowa or Indiana. We're not sure and neither is he, but one thing he knows: Sidney Sweeney is likely staying in the same complex. Will he make her horribly uncomfortable by staring at her with his murder eyes from across the pool? We'll find out when he gets back on Monday! We still covered a lot on today's show. A new Box Of Shame where Ally let the elevator doors close on a handicapped person, Klein embarrassing himself (again) when one of his D Pics showed up on his family digital calendar. We also learned Johnny has no idea what a Peninsula is but DOES know where Dagestan is, and we talked to a Wildlife expert about the many animals infiltrating our neighborhoods due to the never-ending heatwaves.

We heard some great stories today thanks to the return of Human Bingo. We heard from people who hooked up with their relatives, people missing a body part, drug dealers, people who were in a police chase, even people who died and came back to life! Long story short, we made a lot of new friends today. Our new 'biggest' priority, Rob the Blob, called in again letting us know he sent proof that he is in fact 762lbs. We are extremely skeptical of the photo he sent, which seems entirely AI generated. We also had a 'surprise' guest stop by the studio, Megan Holiday! Though controversy ensued as soon as she walked through the door with no donuts, which she promised us. If you see Megan, call her a bitch!!

In today's bonus pod we go over eating and the best snacks

We suck at tributes, but we tried multiple times to honor the many celebrities who have died in the last 24 hours. Dolly Parton's idol growing up was the town tramp, grew up so poor her dad had to pay the doctor in cornmeal when she was born, and she once said 'I’m comfortable in my own skin no matter how far I’ve stretched it." Now that's a woman! RIP to the best to ever do it. Later in the show we found out that Tim Curry died at 80 years old, which makes it one of the worst days ever for the gays. Who's next, Ru Paul!? Ally has a 'Hall Pass' this weekend to sleep with any celebrity on the A-C list, which prompted Klein to challenge listeners to present us with the biggest celebrity they know. Now Ally could be sleeping with Patton Oswalt, The Black Power Ranger, or Dewey's stunt double from Malcolm in the Middle. Her wife was on the line approving/nixing every pitch. We also went deeper into Jake's love life (gross), and discovered Jake has already asked the girl he's dating to be his girlfriend. We explicitly told him NOT to do this, but of course he didn't listen and the interaction was awkward to say the least (she didn't say yes.)

The Dank Tank is back! Listeners unleashed their most original weed-inspired “high-deas,” including Weedmo (Waymo, but for weed), butter-flavored chapstick, and a build-your-own canoe concept that may or may not have involved getting extremely high. Then we brought back 10 Seconds of Rage, giving listeners exactly 10 seconds to unleash their frustrations, and unsurprisingly, the never-ending heat wave gave everyone PLENTY to rage about. Plus, we met Rob the Blob, a man who allegedly weighs more than 700 pounds, never leaves his house, and desperately wants to make it to our Endless Summer Kegger in Newport. The only problem? Getting him there may require a crane, a construction crew, and possibly a full municipal infrastructure project. But hey… is it worth it? And finally, we welcomed our first set of twins to Old People Secrets as they revealed their secrets to living a long life.

Happy Kobe Day to all who celebrate! The show kicked off with Ally sharing that she had a 'snoregasm' last night, meaning she had an orgasm in her sleep. All that pregnancy bloodflow has its perks! Vanessa was all out of sorts this morning as she dealt with a power outage last night. She seems to think spending the evening with a flashlight and a spray bottle should count as camping for her Funner Summer challenge. This is BS, right? We did a round of Never Have I Ever for tickets to our Endless Summer Kegger. We heard from people who had shockingly never done very basic things like ride a bicycle, eat chipotle, get drunk or travel on an airplane. The clear winner was a guy named Joseph who had never been to a concert OR a bar because he's been in prison for the last 12 years. If you see him at the kegger, help him have the best night of his life! Plus some fascinating new guidelines around cheating that had us all in a heated debate: is it cheating to send someone a heart emoji?

We spared no expense for the final round of the dumb off today. And by that we mean we spent no money at all, but we did have brand new songs, customized intros, and a brand new shiny sash for the winner! The finals came down to Vanessa, Johnny, and Ally. Vanessa was at a disadvantage because she has a back-to-school cold, but at the end of it all the results, as usual, were contested. Ally got a unique request for an upcoming wedding, which brought up the question: how big of a gift do you get for a wedding you spent tons of money to attend? We heard some highly disturbing stories during our interactive Box of Shame today. We heard from a woman who stole laughing gas from her dental office, a lady who ran over her mom's dog and never told her, and a guy who crapped his pants at LAX. But haven't we all?

Today Albert Hammond Jr of the Strokes joined us on the show and he was full of KROQ stories from decades past. When told the story of when he was younger and won tickets to Almost Acoustic Christmas when he was caller 20! He paid it forward 25 years later by giving away tickets to Just Like Heaven to caller 20 on the air! Klein returned to the Ralphs and confronted SEVERAL people, both employees and regular customers, about the scam going on regarding ice cream cakes and their lack of ice cream. There was a lot of confrontation and now we're pretty sure he's on some kind of list. Plus we got to a new, VERY heated round of Gen Wars, and we talked to Richard Pink's of Pink's hot dogs about the debut of the Hamdoger in Tokyo!

In today's bonus pod we check in with Vanessa for dating updates and what podcasts she really loves

It was Klein and Vanessa going head to head in the dumb-off today, but somehow Ally still won. She was the one coming up with the questions, which started with a spelling question about Diarrhea, but there was a lot of debate about answers, question numbers, and an inevitable tie breaker that had Ally forgetting the questions she even asked in the first place. We got into a new Petty Claims today centering around two sisters who now live as roommates, only one of them eats all the food in the house without replenishing. Klein's fight with Ralphs over a mislabeled ice cream cake has reached a new level and later today he will be confronting the manager in person. Will he do so in his new weird purple shirt? There was a massive debate today about whether or not Klein bought a purple shirt. Check out the livestream on KROQ's YouTube channel to see for yourself!

Happy Anniversary! Today's the anniversary that we made up for our show. We're not even sure how many years it's been, but probably between 3-5. We'll celebrate the way every anniversary should be celebrated: with anal! Part 2 of the Dumb-off happened today, and this time Ally and Omar were on the hot seat. It didn't take long for Ally to get upset with the questions, and she is once again, for the third year in a row, a finalist in the Dumb-Off. Tomorrow SHE will be coming up with the questions as Klein and Vanessa go head to head. Klein made a stern phone call to Ralphs to complain about the ice cream-less ice cream cake he bought before his 'pool party' last Friday. The woman he spoke to was both shocked and annoyed, especially as Klein described his really cool 'party.' We also heard your "full stupid for slightly stoopid" stories to win your way into our Endless Summer Kegger in Newport. Stories included a guy who planned a Fourth of July vacation in Mexico, a girl who screamed the wrong name during sex, and a guy who returned his wife's makeup to the wrong store.

It's finally here....the return of the Dumb-Off! We each compete in a tournament to determine who the dumbest person on the show is, and though there's a lot of debate on the fairness of the questions, the competition started with Johnny and Jake. They were each asked 7 questions, most of which had to do with eggs and chickens, and there was a clear (and predictable) winner. But it seems Klein has already won the title of dumbest person on the show because of how he dealt with a new medical issue with his ear. When his right ear got impacted with earwax, he decided to go to tiktok for answers. This left him with an ear full of olive oil and lavender this morning and drops of mystery fluid all over his shirt and headphones. We also announced our official ENDLESS SUMMER KEGGER! We'll be doing keg stands with Slightly Stoopid at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency Newport Beach on September 3rd. If you want in, listen all this week and next to win your tickets! Today we kicked things off by hearing your best summer injury stories, which resulted in invites for a woman who pulled her groin at a swinger party and a guy who tore his chest muscles during a drunken armwrestling competition.

Today we learned the one surprisingly simple activity couples should be doing together to strengthen their relationship during Clickbait, then somehow "honored" legendary composer John Williams by attempting yet another of his iconic scores using nothing but children's instruments. One lucky listener walked away with tickets to see him at the Hollywood Bowl, and we all walked away with no musical talent. We also gave the latest update on her massive helicopter gender reveal happening this weekend, while Klein desperately tried to convince everyone to get excited for the team's upcoming "Backyard Hang." The problem is that nobody on the show seemed even remotely interested, aside from Jake, making it one of the least-hyped parties ever. Rounding out the morning, rising KROQ artist Julia Wolf stopped by to talk about her breakout single "In My Room," her upcoming tour, and a wild coincidence, she and Ally attended the same college. Naturally, the conversation immediately veered into whether Julia's college experience included the same questionable extracurriculars as Ally's, including taking ecstasy and masturbating in a dorm bathroom. Turns out, not everyone has the same college memories.

Spiders are having a moment biting the shit out of everyone right now, so we decided to hear your spider bite stories to make us feel better. It did not. If you want to hear stories about spiders laying eggs in your hair or brown recluse infestations in your attic, you'll love the conversation! Ally has become the person she hates: the annoying loud mom at their kid's sporting event. We listened to audio of her 'cheering on' her kid at his flag football practice and let's just say you might want to turn the volume down when you hear it. Speaking of turning the volume down, Jake tried to play a John Williams movie theme song on the recorder. Can you guess what he's playing? Because we can definitely guess how many people changed the station after hearing it! Plus, we discussed how to improve your sex life during Clickbait, got into a new round of Gen Wars, and heard what's wrong with Omar as he spent all of yesterday in the ER.

In today's bonus episode we mainly just talk about sex. Sex, sex and more sex. Who is having it, who wants it more (Klein) and how mush is too much

Klein took his kids back to school shopping and ended up getting kicked out of Old Navy for trying to disrobe a mannequin. Why he was in charge of the back to school shopping is beyond us. Ally renewed her passport and is incredibly proud of her new passport photo. She spent a lot of time taking it in her home and submitting it for approval. We compared it to her last passport photo and we're convinced it is NOT an upgrade, which is really saying something. For a visual, check out the YouTube livestream of our IG @kleinallyshow. We also spun the Wheel of Reveal to determine how we do Ally's gender reveal later this week, and we're pretty sure what it landed on will result in someone being seriously injured or killed. Yay! Plus we brought back MASHTAGS and challenged you to Send KROQ Back To School! Best submissions included Sum of 41, Thinkin Park, Straight A-F-I, and Offspring Break!

Today we shared our school experiences anonymously and tried to guess which story belonged to who. Can you figure it out? -I had cybersex with their music teacher -I got dropped on my head by my team during an assembly performance -I did meth in PE! -I got suspended for stealing supplies from the school store and reselling them to classmates We also heard from the official spokesperson from FBBV (Friends of Big Bear Valley) to discuss the death of Jackie and how Shadow intends to move on and find a new mate. The interview got weird when we asked her about the line of hoebags trying to shack up with Shadow. There was also an incredible reveal about Jackie's lovelife BEFORE Shadow entered the picture. Vanessa and Johnny played more John Williams movie scores on children's instruments, and Johnny also learned a new Train song on Ukelele which solidified his role as Gay Leno. We also heard from people in a psych ward, people calling fresh out of rehab, and people who were recently bit by deadly spiders. Enjoy!

Klein had an emergency situation in his neighborhood over the weekend, which included helicopters hovering directly over his house making an important announcement over a loudspeaker. The only problem is the announcement was impossible to understand, leaving his family in a state of panic. Today we played epic movie theme songs on children's instruments that we brought from home. Ever wanted to hear the imperial march on an electric drum kit made for toddlers? Then you'll want to give this game a listen! It's back to school week, so we brought back Don't Be A Dick: Back to School Edition! Nominees included parents who take forever to hug their kids at dropoff, teachers who assign homework on the first day, and people who post first-day-of-school chalboard photos on Instagram. Plus we covered how to not get dementia during Clickbait, a recent writeup for the show that made it into LA Magazine's Best of LA, and Ally's quest to purchase the perfect new couch.

Ally got naked on the show today to weigh her pregnancy boobs on a food scale, but before she could disrobe, Johnny came in with a giant pop-up tent to shield her from view. The livestream also cut out all by itself, so clearly God doesn't want anyone to see Ally naked. Regardless, we did get an accurate weight for both boobs and one is WAY heavier than the other. Since school is starting again soon, we wanted to hear the most scandalous summer stories from teachers we could find. We heard from a teacher who made a 'slut pact' with a fellow teacher, another who did mushrooms ON CAMPUS, and a math teacher who passed out in a hotel hallway. A+, teachers!!! We also talked to a divorce attorney about how couples are now getting divorced due to AI cheating. Do you think cheating with a chatbot is grounds for divorce? The discussion led to an impromptu intervention on Klein, who's had countless sexual interactions with Grok.

Postmaster Johnny has a brand-new nickname, and it's one he'll probably never escape. After deciding he bears a striking resemblance to Jay Leno, and taking into account some of his more unique tendencies, we officially christened him "Gay Leno." He begins his first week filling in for Megan Holiday on KROQ nights. The Big Bear bald eagles have been making headlines with all the family drama in their nest, so we wanted to know: Is your family even crazier? Listeners called in with unbelievable stories that prove every family has its own brand of chaos. Plus, Generation Wars returns as another battle breaks out between the age groups. And El Cheapo is officially back! Ally, the Queen of Cheap, shares her favorite ways to save money on back-to-school shopping, from school supplies to clothes, helping parents stretch their budgets without sending the kids back looking like they shopped in the lost-and-found.

In today's bonus pod we go over who would get Ally's kids, overthinking and MORE

Local competitive eater Raina Huang aka @rainaiscrazy joined us in-studio today to take on a food challenge from Fat Sal's. She attempted to eat a french dip faster than any of us, and let's just say you have to see it to believe it. Check out today's YouTube livestream to see the video, or check it out on IG @kleinallyshow. We also tried to take on Fat Sal's famous Big Fat Fatty challenge, a massive 13 pound sandwich loaded with cheesesteak, pastrami, five cheeseburgers, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, fries, chili, marinara, and signature fat sauce. Could the entire morning show take it down? The answer is no. Jake went to the DMV yesterday to fulfill his punishment for failing the driving test, and because he went on his birthday he turned it into a party, complete with a birthday hat, balloons, a pizza and a full cooler of beer. How long did he make it before security approached? We went into the whole saga & there's a lot of debate on whether or not Jake needs to repeat the punishment. We also tried to determine who the laziest person on the show is during Most/Least (the answer is Klein) and Klein detailed his experience watching The Odyssey in IMAX, a movie he claims was cockblocked by fog.

Happy Birthday Jake! To celebrate, he'll be having a birthday party at the DMV as part of his punishment for losing the driving test last week. He'll be at the Glendale DMV with a birthday hat on from 1-5pm if you'd like to stop by and say hi! Klein brought two items into the studio today, a lighter and a leaf blower. Neither of them made anyone happy. The lighter was a birthday present for Jake because it said 'I'm a big dill' on it. He also brought in his brand new leafblower and tried it out in the studio. It sent Ally into a frenzy as dust and hair blew all over the studio. We even listened to audio of him using it at home and it went equally well with his family. We also talked about the most stressful day of the year during Clickbait, we heard your Funner Summer Fail stories (shoutout to Jess who peed on a trampoline) and got another exit interview from one of Jake's Bumble first dates.

Klein's Funner Summer took a turn for the worse this weekend when he broke his nose trying to throw his kid in the pool. It resulted in a fountain of blood and a new hatred for 'relaxing' summer activities. Pickles and pregnant ladies go together like Klein & Ally. And to prove it we brought in a panel of pregnant ladies to sample all the of the newest pickle concoctions from the Pickle Guy himself, Scott Kaylin, founder of Kaylin & Kaylin pickles and creator of the new recipe book For the Love Of Pickles. If you want to see video of pregnant women going ham on nacho cheese-covered pickles, pickle sushi and nutella pickles, check out today's livestream on YouTube! If you didn't see Spiderman this weekend, you're probably the only one. But don't worry, friend-of-the-show Moist Joyce re-enacted the movie for us with all the rasp and gravitas that 40 years of LA public transit can bring you.