Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Move over Dubai chocolate, it's Fresno chocolate's turn! Today's show had highly embarrassing moments for both Klein and Ally. Klein attempted to prank his kids last night by telling them about the new Halloween trend "trick or reading," but it backfired horribly when his kids and wife began insulting him. Apparently he's been scammed by a Needoh hustler recently, and his daughter also shared with her entire class how much her daddy loves the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Today we kicked off the Wheel of Wellness! There are a million wellness trends out there today: cryotherapy, hyperbolic chambers, intermittent fasting, weighted vests, coffee enimas & more. We put them all on the wheel and challenged someone on the show to take up one of these wellness trends for a whole week. Vanessa was up first, she's already worried about what the wheel landed on. We debuted an exciting new animated video on our IG today. A year ago we got a complaint call from a woman who was very pissed off at us for talking about Molly being a great drug. We revisited the call today, and if you'd like the new visual aid check out the new video HERE! Ally had an embarassing moment with a member of the band The Beaches at their In N Out Burger Soundspace yesterday. When guitarist Leandra complimented the KROQ bathroom, Ally followed up with a line about how many craps she's taken in said bathroom. It didn't go over well, but was it more embarassing than her interaction with a motorcycle cop the day before?

It's official! The lineup for Almost Acoustic Christmas 2026 has been announced. Here it is! ACX 2026.PNG Not long after announcing, we got an unexpected phone call from Dave Grohl, who reminisced about meeting Taylor Hawkins for the first time at Almost Acoustic years ago, and realizing it was exactly 20 years ago when the Foo Fighters last headlined. He also offered to bring his smoker to the Forum parking lot and cook up some free BBQ. Almost as impactful was the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that took place in LA over the weekend, and to celebrate it's comeback Jake took to the streets to ask people what makes them feel sexy. Turns out Victoria's Secret is really just manscaping and going commando. We also continued to hear "real life" scary stories, this time focusing on food scares: unexpected things you found in your food. We heard everything from roaches to mouse feet, chards of glass and pubes! And in most cases it barely resulted in a refund. Turns out finding pubes in your soup won't make you a millionaire anymore!

Ally found out the trainer she's been working with to keep her pregnancy body in check donated sperm to the same place she bought her sperm from. Could this guy be the father of her one, soon to be two children? After learning the details and seeing his picture, we're convinced he IS the father. Klein is broadcasting from New York today because of some family obligations, but he almost didn't arrive at his destination when a guy got kicked off his plane before takeoff. Was it a duct tape situation? Did Klein capture the viral video? One thing we do know is Klein's kid had the best line in the whole interaction. Stranger Danger! We continued hearing your 'real life' scary stories, this time focusing on encounters with Strangers. We heard from a woman who was stalked by one of her customers, a woman who jumped a guy's car only to have him follow her into her house, and a woman whose kid was saved by a good samaritan. Who knew in a topic about strangers that the callers would be all women?! Plus the return of 5-10-20: Acoustic Christmas edition! Stay tuned Monday morning at 8am for a very festive announcement...

In today's show Klein deals with a shakedown, Ally has a sad realization of what rides she can't ride at Disneyland while pregnant, we do a round of Human Bingo and Gen wars, and Klein gets a zit on his forehead just in time for family pictures

In today's bonus pod we go over pee flaps and last texts

Jimmy Kimmel's famous sidekick Guillermo joined us today to talk about being voted off of Dancing with the Stars last night. Despite having the most viewed routine of the season, he was on the chopping block every week and was finally booted, which is a feeling we can relate to. Guillermo gave us the scoop on his competition weight gain, whether there was a 'spark' between he and Whitney, and whether or not he took shots of tequila before his live performances. Ally had an awkward nudity moment with a coworker in the gym locker room yesterday. She ended up changing in front of an attractive coworker before a workout, and after throwing up in our mouths we heard all kinds of stories from you guys about your own awkward workplace nudity moments. We also got some insane calls from people about knowing someone who ended up being a murderer. Old classmates, exes, family members...turns out there are way more murderers out there than we thought! Plus Something Nerdy with Jake the Nerd, what single people never want to hear in Clickbait, and Klein's giant neck has a new problem..

Welp, Vanessa went to another Rams game, and as usual it ended with some choice sound bites we will hold in our hearts forever. She didn't get as drunk, but she did have a single drink and call Johnny a bitch. And let's be honest, she's just saying what we're all thinking. She also did an in-depth interview where she asked a guy if he was in front of his house when he was definitely in front of a commercial building. Regardless, after attending two games she has notes on how football can improve, including creating new cheers and segregating fans of opposing teams. Today we celebrated Halloween by hearing more 'real life scary' stories from listeners, and today focused on coworkers. We heard stories of stalkers, coworkers in witness protection, and a woman whose coworkers regularly speaks to an empty chair. Ally has accused Klein many times of bringing boxes of unwanted junk into the office that have been banned from his house. But today, she did the exact same thing. Now that her place is in transition for a new baby, her workspace has been deconstructed and put into boxes, which have been brought into the studio. One of the items was a very old, weird gift Klein bought her for Christmas, which she then gave away to a listener on the air. Plus a failed guest booking, a new Old People Secret & an exciting update on our price cap parking campaign!

Are you annoyed by concert parking in LA? The prices for parking at events have gotten out of control, so we're taking action to stop it. We started a petition to put a price cap on event parking in LA. Please sign it so we can take the next step toward making events affordable in LA again! SIGN HERE! We did another round of Don't Be A Dick, this time focusing on Halloween people! Among the nominees were houses that decorate but don't give out candy, girls who just wear bikinis and don't have an official costume, and adults who use their dogs to trick or treat. Plus Ally brings back her Gayest Sports Highlights of the week by highlighting the gayest soundbites dropped by NFL Broadcasters during week 5 of the NFL. Tom Brady asking Mike Evans about his ice baths took the top spot this week, along with comments about penetrating the D and bursting through the hole! Plus the one thing about your house that makes you undateable, a new relationship milestone for Jake, and a weird experience for Klein at a No-Tip restaurant.

Earlier this month, Jake got to go into the green room of the Troubadour and sit with the mighty Candlebox and try not to annoy them too much. What was it like trying to follow Seattle's biggest bands, what was the most drunk they've been on stage and what was the worst gig they ever played? All will be revealed in this first episode of Jake's Weird Band

Klein is hungover today because he got drunk last night with a bunch of strangers in a backyard. It was a mixer for his kids' school, and these are the situations where alcohol truly was the hero of the night! We decided to feed him tequila this morning to keep the party going. We did all work jargon today in Johnny Doesn't Know, and we quickly learned that Johnny's brain was OOO for the day. And to him that means OOOps! If you catch a foul ball, should you give it to a nearby kid? A controversial video of a Dodger fan who caught a foul ball at Game 3 against the Braves raised the question, and we unanimously felt that if the kid didn't catch it, they can suck it! We also brought back a Halloween classic, Tales from the Lyft! All your rideshare horror stories, including one from our friend Cripple Cody who ended up being a getaway driver for a robbery! Plus the best way to get out of a first date in Clickbait, and an interesting update on Ally's Forum parking debacle.

When is it ok for a man to cry? We got into a long discussion about it today and determined that crying over lost pets and lost bets are universally accepted by men everywhere, but crying at your wedding or a movie is unacceptable. Agree? And straight ladies, do you think it's hot when men cry, or is it a turnoff? We got people riled up today over CA electricity bills when we talked to Micah Reed, a resident of San Fernando Valley whose video went viral of his recent electric bill from LADWP for a whopping $3,322! He's now launching a change.org petition to launch an investigation into how electric bills are processed. If you'd like to sign, here's the LINK. Have relationship issues? We decided to see who's better at navigating modern day romance: Us or AI? In Man Vs. Machine today we covered basic questions like tithow long should you wait before moving in with your partner, how to meet singles IRL, and where's the best place to have sex in public? Our answers were very different, and it's clear we all suck at relationships. Plus a new generation is victorious in Gen Wars and when you can tell someone's lying in Clickbait

We brought back Annoynimous today, and Johnny was the one on the chopping block as we all anonymously shared the things that annoy us about him the most. We covered a lot, including his Gen Z stare, always calling people 'my boy,' his lame excuses for leaving early or his inability to properly screen phone calls. Though Vanessa made every attempt to disguise her own voice, it was pretty easy to tell which complaints were hers. We also met a whole new crop of weirdos in Human Bingo, including people who have been sued, people with funny voices and anyone who has joined the mile high club. We heard a riveting story from a woman who had an injury-ridden sexual encounter with her girlfriend in an airplane lavatory. Yesterday we talked about the viral proposal in Laguna Beach that was rudely interrupted by a Karen who told the couple to 'go back to Mexico.' It was cringey, awful, and we had the opportunity to talk to the bride Hayley about her experience, and how many companies have offered to pay for their nuptials. Plus another parking fail for Ally, Jake's weird review of his Vidiots event and the mysterious movie "Eggs in Space," and what question to ask yourself if you're marriage material in Clickbait.

We got the most relatable Old People Secret ever today, at least for one of us on the show. A 113-year-old man who is now the 2nd oldest in the world, and he's an avid lover of baked beans (jake shack beans!). He loves them so much he even got a bespoke line of his own beans released in his honor. We had a heated round of Petty Claims Court today having to do with proper use of bar soap in the shower. Eddy accused Jackie of abandoning soap bars too early, while Jackie believes Eddy is making her lather up with slivered shards of Dove making it nearly impossible to shower effectively. It was one of the closest battles we've had in some time, and as usual Zeke called-in with his opinion. In this miserable heat wave, Jake hit the streets for another round of Pit Stops, and he ran into some unforgettable characters. To familiarize yourself with Rockin Bill, Moist Joyce and Moog Star, check out visuals on @kleinallyshow IG. Plus shocking stories of ruined proposals, and Prime Day Price is right!

*WARNING EXPLICT CONTENT* Cindy has lived a life and does not hold back when sharing about it

Every once in a while good things happen on this show, and today was one of those days. Blind Charlie, who became the unofficial mascot of the show when he started going around LA dressed as Waldo holding signs promoting our show. He even has plans to walk across the country spreading the Kein.Ally.Show word, but one thing stands in his way: he needs a kidney and he needs it bad. He was recently added to the very long donor list, and today we got the happy news that a listener named Rick is willing and able to donate his kidney to Charlie. Charlie joined us today to share the exciting news, and we all left with tears in our working eyes. We understand gas prices suck. We tried to ease the pain this week by offering free tanks of gas to say Tanks for Listening! Listen all week for Vanessa saying "I've got gas!" and you could be the next big winner! We have a workplace dilemma that is grosser than gross, and a solution that is almost as dumb as the problem itself. The men in our building can't control their urine stream, and as a result urine is being tracked all over the carpeted hallways of our building. After sectional carpet squares under the urinals and other methods failed, the decision was to change the hallway carpet to hardwood flooring to cut down on the urine stains. Why can't men use the bathroom properly and does anyone have the same problem in their workplace!? Plus a new gender segregated beach in Italy was the subject of our latest Import/Export, and how late do you have to be for it to be considered 'rude' in Clickbait.

We met some fascinating new people during Human Bingo, including a local legend who made the news for mooning TV cameras during a high speed chase in LA. We also talked to a guy who wrestled Michael Jackson in a viral video, and poor Jodie who lost $50,000 to a bank scammer. Ally's Hot Sister returned to the airwave today for an update on her life and spoiler alert: it's going great! She has a new job she didn't even need to interview for, vacations to Portugal and Hawaii lined up, and she recently transitioned from a personal trainer to reformer pilates because she was getting 'too muscular.' She also had a proposition for Ally, and for her whole family, to apply for Italian citizenship. We checked in with Johnny who was live at the Klein.Ally.Show "We Suck" Blood Drive and per usual his contributions were a total sh*tshow. When asking him to count to ten for an audio test, he began singing his ABC's. But we met a lot of inspiring people donating their blood for free crap. Thank you to everyone who donated!! Plus Klein gets picked again in this weeks' Box of Shame, how many times a year you need a vacation in Clickbait, and a full Friday round of Johnny Doesn't Know!

Today's Gen Wars brought on a lot of catchphrases and important takeaways. Did you know the phrase Yippy Kiyay Motherf*ucker was coined by Woody the Woodpecker? It was a heated battle between Gen Z and Millennials today, and we think the right person won in the end. *Trigger warning* for anyone who doesn't like sad stories about dogs. Is that how trigger warnings work? Ally brought a story to ADD news today really bummed a lot of you out, and we get it. People who hurt dogs suck ass. It ended with Klein and Ally pledging over $2,000 to help find the suspect in the story. We also heard yet another dildo-left-in-a-hotel story today, not from someone on the show. It actually made the news! Apparently this happens way more than we realized. If you're free this Friday 10/2, stop by the Klein.Ally.Show "We Suck!" Blood Drive happening at the Autry Museum in Griffith Park! The first 250 people get tickets to Six Flags Fright Fest, a Klein.Ally.Show 'We Suck!' T-Shirt, plus we have tickets to a ton of other shows like Mumford & Sons, Dirty Heads, The Beaches, Empire of the Sun, Almost Monday, The Paradox & more! Help save a life while making yours way more fun! Stop by anytime 7a-3p. 🩸

Back by popular demand, Klein attempted once again to remember the names of his co-workers. We brought in four new people he's known for multiple years, people he's had direct relationships and email correspondence with many times. How many names did he get right? For a visual aid, check out today's YouTube Livestream. Ally is convinced she got a legitimate offer to be a brand ambassador for a major company. After receiving a sketchy DM on Instagram she applied and gave them plenty of her personal information, Klein and others informed her this is probably a scam. Ally claims everyone's wrong and that she's going to be a millionaire in no time. According to cops, one of the most common excuses when people get pulled over is 'Sorry, I have to poop.' After reviewing countless body cam videos of people trying this excuse, we heard some of the many creative excuses you've used and whether or not they successfully got you off the hook. Plus how long you should wait to text after a first date during Clickbait, and a new segment highlighting stoned surfers called Hang Ten News!

Klein was emotional this morning after learning we lost Principal Belding from Saved By The Bell. A religious fan of SBTB, this was Klein's Dolly Parton, and we gave him a proper tribute after reminiscing about other famous TV principals we grew up with over the years. After her anniversary sex romp at a hotel over the weekend, Ally realized she may have left her sex toys in the hotel room. This resulted in a very awkward phone call to the hotel which was of course recorded and broadcast on air for your cringey listening pleasure. The Starbucks across the street from our building was one of the many that closed down in the last few days, and we read the heartfelt emotional note posted on their door, claiming that though this tragedy might be hard to live through, new lasting memories can be made at the location one block away. Plus we heard about the dumbest things you've ever done in a round of Am I An Idiot? Learned about the last thing you should say to a friend experiencing tragedy during Clickbait, and a new secret to long life in Old People Secrets.

Ally had her anniversary weekend at a nice hotel along the coast, and it was quite a sex romp, which proves she's entered the 'horny' stage of pregnancy. Klein had a business proposition for us. An empty lot near his house advertised they are available for short term lease for a pumpkin patch. What would a Klein.Ally.Show pumpkin patch look like? How janky would it be, and how much money would we lose? Who on the show is the most likely to get in a fistfight? We did another round of Most/Least, determining who's the most hot-tempered person out of all of us. Omar was a clear favorite, but we got an interesting peek into Klein's violent history that got us second-guessing. Regardless, he definitely LOOKS like he's been punched in the face the most. Plus an AMA with a Chief Meteorologist about whether or not we should be crapping our pants over El Niño, and whether or not dopplers are b******t.

It's Lie Day Friday! Lie Detector John Grogan joined us in-studio once again to hold us accountable for our dishonesty, and this time around Jake the Nerd was the one on the hotseat. We asked questions about his dating life, if he thinks he's funnier than Klein and Ally, and the most important question of all: will you admit Buc-Ee's is a gas station? We also brought back Live Tinder today, spotlighting the 39-year-old virgin that called a couple weeks ago. Many suitors called in to pitch themselves, including a guy we're now calling Downtown Donovan. In the end she left with two possible first dates, and Klein would like to bang at least one of them. Ally admitted to doing something unsavory last night before bed. To get herself 'ready' for a weekend of anniversary sex with her wife, she pleasured herself before falling asleep. Little did she know her wife heard her and asked about it first thing in the morning. Plus Klein's new weird haircut, more relationship hacks for Clickbait, and someone on the show was robbed!

Today involved a breakup, a war, and the return of Kevin Ryder of the great Kevin & Bean. To start, Ally was dumped by her therapist after four years. The therapist blamed insurance, but we think otherwise. Did she finally get so bored by Ally's stories it was no longer worth the money? Klein is in an argument with his wife after she used all his points at a local coffee shop. If he's the one building the point, shouldn't she only use them if he's there to bask in the glory? Gen Wars made a triumphant return today. We reminisced about Strawberry Shortcake, Runtz, Eco-coolers and Bubble Tape. It was a runaway win for the Millennials, and in true millennial fashion I will end this sentence with lol. Plus the return of Kevin Ryder with a new challenge for us, reviving an old Kevin and Bean staple with a Bit Reboot. The one he suggested today just might get us arrested.

In today's bonus pod we talk RVs, cruise ships, an early death and Jake gets some good news

Today we brought back Human Bingo and heard from all kinds of new fascinating people. Swingers, people with regrettable tattoos, and anyone who's saved a life. We learned a lot about Diane, who's been in a polyamorous relationship for over a year. Jake also unofficially invited himself to a swinger meet up. Speaking of Jake, he mentioned he 'thinks he owes Ally an apology' for ordering the 2nd most expensive burrito on the menu when she bought everyone breakfast yesterday. He then went on to NOT apologize and instead bring up an entirely different time Ally paid for his food. He had critiques on that too, which left everyone feeling even angrier than we were yesterday. It's Fall, which means it's the golden era for Basic Bitches everywhere. To honor them, we did a quiz to determine who's the most Basic out of all of us. Who owns the most Alo, Lulu & Ugg apparel? Who of us calls Starbucks 'Starbies?' In the end there was one clear winner, and she was not live, laugh, loving it. Plus a new Petty Claims Court with Tina and One Arm Gary about never getting places on time. Did it lead to their 200th breakup?

She did it. Vanessa went to her first Rams game and even got to walk on the field during warmups! She took pics with the cheerleaders, got hit by a ball missed by Odell Beckem Jr, and taunted disappointed Giants fans. She did all of these while drunk, and if you've listened to this show at all you know that means we got some choice soundbites that we will cherish forever. We were curious: who has the coolest/lamest job out there? We heard from many of you with awesome jobs: celebrity golf caddy, charter boat captain, as well as boring jobs like financial analyst. We learned a lot, including who the worst celebrity golfer is. Secondhand Cindy, the world's most loveable chainsmoker, called in today to hear a proposition. We would like to buy the rights to her life story. After hearing many stories from her over the years we're convinced it's going to be an instant hit. She agreed to it after promising 3 Buzzballs and a carton of PallMall one hundreds. We were immediately flooded with people wanting to help. A notary public, a screenwriter, a cinematographer and an accountant, all willing to help this dream become a reality.

Klein has earned his new title as president of Cranky Dorkfest after learning his favorite thing to do actually turned into an official event: going to the LAX In N Out to watch the planes take off. The event was literally called Cranky Dorkfest. Naturally, Ally signed him up for the mailing list for all future events. Today we played a round of Kid or Pet with Klein's personal life. He spent hours in the ER this weekend after a member of his family threw up a dozen times and 'seemed lethargic.' It ended with a $1,000 vet bill. Was this for a kid or a dog? We did another round of Lifetime Achievement Award nominees. Who deserves the award? Ally nominated the lenient security guard that lets you through with things you shouldn't have. Vanessa nominated baseball hats, Jake nominated people with extra drink tickets, Klein nominated the sauce packet drawer, and Johnny nominated the person that lets you use their extra parking spot. We also got clearly confused on who Cecil B. Demille is and the fact that she's actually a dude. Plus the return of Gayest Sports Highlights of the week! Special thanks to Tom Brady for using the term 'piss missile' to describe Dak Prescott.

Chicken Cam was live all show long when the people from Tender Fest dropped off a crapload of chicken tenders. Vanessa went to town first, wearing protective gloves, taking down 3 tenders before Jake and Johnny took over. Since it's Friday we brought out the Box of Shame and discovered (shocker) that Ally did something unsavory in an antique shop after breaking one of the items. We also learned Klein's dog is taking on the habit of eating his own crap, which Klein is now troubleshooting by adding meat tenderiser to his food, which will make his crap smell so horrendous he won't want to eat it. Is that even worse? Johnny Doesn't Know brought all body-related questions to Johnny today, and he's pretty sure the frenulum is a part of the boob. Plus an unexpected, very emotional phone call from the brother of Eliana Moreno, the helicopter reporter who was tragically killed in Chatsworth earlier this week.

Today Ally came in with a challenge for the group and Klein came in with a rack of ribs. For Thrifty Thursday, Ally wants all of us to take the No Spend September Challenge: No non-essential spending, no added subscriptions, no takeout, etc. We're all keeping track of our 'non-essential' purchases for the next two weeks. Will Jake be able to resist buying weird neon posters? Can Vanessa stay off Tiktok shop? Only time will tell. Klein meanwhile spent a lot of money on ribs over the weekend, and he brought a whole rack in to slow-roast during the show. His plan was foiled by a coworker trying to make a baked potato, which sent Klein into a tailspin. In the end, Jake didn't say thank you and Ally ate most of it. We also recapped our Fiesta Siesta yesterday where we finally had the chance to meet Zeke, the #1 contributor to Petty Claims Court. He brought codeine, weed, and showed us his very expensive grill. We also had our first ever legit Boomer winner for Gen Wars!

Petty Claims Court got heated today when we took an in-house case between Klein and his wife involving fridge etiquette. Klein accused his wife of throwing out things in the fridge before their expiration date. His wife, however, made some interesting points about his hoarder tendencies toward food, which completely changed the outcome of the case. In the end, Klein's best argument was "Um, Hello!?" We brought back an oldie but a goodie today: Annoynimous! We got the chance to vent about all the things that annoy us about each other, anonymously. Today Ally was on the hot seat, and the show attacked everything from her lunchbox to her breakroom conversation and everything in between. We also did Human Bingo today where we heard from virgins, people with annoying animals, and people who have fought animals. We heard from a 39-year old virgin named Sarah who's determined to lose her virginity before she turns 40. Omar also had a lot of weird questions about her other holes. She says she looks like Lady Gaga. Any takers? Plus the things you should never tell your chatbot, covering the horrible helicopter crash in Chatsworth, and Vanessa self-destructing because she stayed up until 10pm watching Practical Magic 2.