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Episodes (200)
EITM: Fingering Out What To Do 5/22/26
Figuring! Figuring out what to do!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202623 min
EITM: These Old Houses 5/22/26
And Diane thought hers was historic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202628 min
EITM: Hyperacusis 5/22/26
ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202629 min
EITM interviews Derrick Stroup
EITM interviews Derrick Stroup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202614 min
EITM: Weird AI 5/21/26
Amish intelligence? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202629 min
EITM: EatFree 5/21/26
Dine with confidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202627 min
EITM: Which Water? 5/20/26
I'm not melting?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202624 min
EITM: Cognitive Shuffling 5/20/26
5, 4, ZzZzZ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202617 min
EITM: Krysten's First Nudie Mag 5/20/26
Entertainment for men...tioning at sign-on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202610 min
EITM: Life In Plastic 5/19/26
It's fantastic? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202627 min
EITM: In Da Running Club 5/19/26
Track and feel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202618 min
EITM: Those Hinted Glasses 5/19/26
But you don't need help seeing anything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202623 min
EITM: Cats Lock 5/18/26
WARNING: Cat on keyboard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202615 min
EITM: Butt Stuff 5/18/26
Inflammatory bowel disease and play. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202623 min
EITM: Karl Alzner 5/18/26
The former Washington Capitals defenseman on Swing Into Summer, his charity's signature annual event, and the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202621 min
EITM: Pet Psychic 5/14/26
Sorry, animal communicator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 202629 min
EITM: PGA Championship 5/14/26
No pick from Elliot this year, but it does end with him wanting thanks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 202618 min
EITM: Never Going Back 5/13/26
The past is in the past? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202618 min
EITM: Blister In The Huh 5/13/26
Under the toenail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202627 min
EITM: Sticky Situation 5/13/26
The stickers are new, but the problems are olds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202623 min
EITM: Foster Care 5/12/26
Parents, children, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202621 min
EITM: Silent Sapidity 5/12/26
Terminated tastes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202627 min
EITM: Stick It Good 5/12/26
bit.ly/eitmsticker See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202617 min
EITM: Greek Life 5/11/26
Don't rush to 'Tok?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 202629 min
EITM: Locked Out 5/11/26
How far (literally and figuratively) did it go!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 202626 min
EITM: Más O Menús 5/8/26
You are now pronounced mannerless? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 8, 202622 min
EITM: Got For Teacher 5/8/26
A stripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 8, 202625 min
EITM: Steve 5/7/26
This Saturday marks the start of National Stuttering Awareness Week 2026. westutter.org See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202627 min
EITM: Charon's Obol To Move On 5/7/26
But what about electronic toll collection? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202623 min
EITM: Dating A Family Member 5/7/26
Soon-to-be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202627 min
EITM: TV Show Name Change 5/6/26
Pop (culture) quiz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 6, 202623 min
EITM: Dr. Art Ulene 5/6/26
This summer, the former TODAY Show medical correspondent will ascend Mount Kilimanjaro at 90 years old. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 6, 202623 min
EITM: I'd Like To Have A Look At This Fender Stratocaster, Please 5/5/26
Who will be "denied" in today's little game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 5, 202614 min
EITM: Manifest Recipe 5/5/26
#subliminal See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 5, 202624 min
EITM: Naked City 5/4/26
Where naturism's not the only thing in full swing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 4, 202624 min
EITM: Losing Our Spirit 5/4/26
On May 2, 2026, the airline started an "orderly wind-down" of all its operations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 4, 202625 min
EITM: Kentucky Derby 5/1/26
Live from Churchill Downs, it's Zach Roth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 1, 202612 min
EITM: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner 4/30/26
Elazar Sontag, Emily Heil, and Joan The Moan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202627 min
EITM: Quoth The Husband 4/30/26
Evermore? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202624 min
EITM: No-Fly Lists 4/30/26
One man banned. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202626 min
EITM: Tanorexia 4/29/26
😍😍 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202623 min
EITM: City Bird 4/29/26
Yeah, can you say, "city bird?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202621 min
EITM: Hike Tuah 4/29/26
Is somehow something Elliot didn't say during this segment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202619 min
EITM: Ear-y 4/28/26
What's the frequency, Toshi? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 202630 min
EITM: Decision Circumcision 4/28/26
The skin is back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 202635 min
EITM: Sublimey 4/27/26
The two-hour barrier is shattered at the London Marathon while a challenge is accepted locally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 27, 202616 min
EITM: Psilocybin There 4/27/26
Done that? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 27, 202627 min
EITM: Peanut Butter Cups 4/24/26
The definitive rankings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 202613 min
EITM: Dustincident 4/24/26
Remember when Elliot rang Rod and Elvis, but want to forget about the call to Dustin? About that... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 202621 min
EITM: Take Your Child To Work Day 4/23/26
The last ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ tour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 20268 min
EITM: Sprung Wild & Free 4/23/26
Revisiting freebirth and wild pregnancy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 202628 min
EITM: Signing On 4/23/26
Alongside The Rod Ryan Show plus Elvis Duran and the Morning Show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 202620 min
EITM: The 'Ic 4/22/26
As in "psychic;" not to be confused with Psychic Friends Network celebrity endorser, the 'ick, Dionne Warwick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 202625 min
EITM: School Noodle 4/22/26
Don't tell tales out of pool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 202623 min
EITM: Voice 4/21/26
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 202637 min
EITM: It's In There 4/21/26
Everything you said. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 202622 min
EITM: Pissed On 4/20/26
Urinating on a grave is an expression...of contempt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 20, 202620 min
EITM: WrestleMania 4/20/26
Is Tyler stepping away? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 20, 202610 min
EITM: CAD Max 4/17/26
What is your intent, Mom? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 17, 202631 min
EITM: Signing On 4/17/26
Josh is in Vegas and Diane is into "Laguna Beach." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 17, 202612 min
EITM: Pop-Pop The Champagne 4/16/26
A record-setting grandpa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202617 min
EITM: Taco 'Bout Embarrassing 4/16/26
Soft and (then) hard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202621 min
EITM: Unc Status Effect 4/16/26
Debuffs IRL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202619 min
EITM: Shigella 4/15/26
'Ella, 'ella, ayy, ayy, ayy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 202624 min
EITM: Errant Tow 4/15/26
Hitch BALLS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 202620 min
EITM: Euphori-arf! 4/14/26
Have you been a bad, bad dog? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202625 min
EITM: Building Blocks 4/14/26
"Got a great deal on the new house!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202620 min
EITM: Living Shingles 4/14/26
And in a 2000s kind of world, I'm glad I got my vaccine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202630 min
EITM: The Champion Whistler 4/14/26
chrisullman.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 20268 min
EITM: Diane's Back 4/13/26
Tell a friend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 13, 202625 min
EITM: Page Names 4/10/26
All the world's a stage? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202630 min
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 4/10/26
The NASA astrophysicist talks Artemis, the Moon, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202624 min
EITM: Master The Bait 4/10/26
Here comes a new challenger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202617 min
EITM: Wrestling Rings 4/10/26
Ready to make it official? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202624 min
EITM: We Dare You 4/10/26
...to face death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202622 min
EITM: Pipe Nightmares 4/9/26
Oops. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 9, 202619 min
EITM: The Masters 4/9/26
The honorary farter makes his pick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 9, 202627 min
EITM: GRWM 4/8/26
Get results with me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 8, 202628 min
EITM: Sehnsucht 4/8/26
The Berlin draw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 8, 202623 min
EITM: Penny Pinching 4/7/26
Sorry, penny pinchin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 7, 202618 min
EITM: Birth Ways 4/6/26
There's at a hospital and then there's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 6, 202618 min
EITM: Alcohol Violations 4/6/26
College! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 6, 202621 min
EITM: Mr. Ree 4/3/26
What's the Mrs. new last name? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 3, 202616 min
EITM: Page Break 4/3/26
Weekday reading retreat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 3, 202632 min
EITM: Master Of One 4/2/26
...domain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202627 min
EITM: Stolen Credit Card 4/2/26
Let's see what the police have to say about this... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202617 min
EITM: We're Going Back To The Freakin' Moon 4/2/26
That's why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202630 min
EITM: Capturing Bigfoot 4/1/26
Finally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202629 min
EITM: Putting Hair On One's Chest 4/1/26
It's back? No, just the front. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202627 min
EITM: Signing On 4/1/26
Hare-debrained. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202610 min
EITM: Escort Of Last Resort 3/31/26
Dear Annie... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202623 min
EITM: Inpatience 3/31/26
(It's not a word...yet.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202621 min
EITM: Keep Right Except To Pass 3/31/26
Unhappy campers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202619 min
EITM: Visitorts 3/30/26
Spring BREAK!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 30, 202626 min
EITM: Weight Loss Mitigation 3/30/26
Ozempic a side. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 30, 202621 min
EITM: Sleepwalking 3/27/26
Stories, go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 202625 min
EITM: Signing On 3/27/26
Cameohhhh!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 20268 min
EITM: Quttin' Times 3/26/26
Ok, byeeee.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 202621 min
EITM: Enduring American Movies 3/26/26
The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 202630 min
EITM: Sign Stealing 3/25/26
What goes around comes...back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 202619 min
EITM: Lost And Bound 3/25/26
The actual third ring of marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 202625 min
EITM: Tyler's 5K Run 3/24/26
And/or walk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202622 min
EITM: Danielle Brown 3/24/26
"Who do you want me to sign this as? Me or her?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202613 min
EITM: Signing On 3/24/26
A fail and a foster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202612 min
EITM: Botanical Garden Guru 3/23/26
They don't call her Sar-boretum for nothin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 202622 min
EITM: AirbnPee 3/23/26
Florida woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 202618 min
EITM: Signing On 3/23/26
"Two weird things in the building today." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 20267 min
EITM: 3/17/26
Elliot In The Morning returns Monday, March 23. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 17, 202615 min
EITM: Placenta-da! 3/12/26
Turning temporary organs into mystery meat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 202620 min
EITM: Four For Thursday 3/12/26
Well, really, eight. But that's only because every trip winner gets to bring a guest and hello? Hello? Oh, please be there. Please be there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 202617 min
EITM: Labia Theatre 3/10/26
The Labia is the 'oldest independent art-repertory cinema in South Africa'...and the word for something else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 20266 min
EITM: Magic Your Work 3/10/26
Loading a night of illusions? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 202636 min
EITM: Final Destination 3/10/26
(Lucky number) 7. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 202612 min
EITM: See Bird 3/9/26
Red-flanked bluetail, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 9, 202623 min
EITM: Menstruation Situation 3/9/26
A slip 'twixt the cup and the...lips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 9, 202623 min
EITM: G'game 3/6/26
...mate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 6, 202620 min
EITM: Joe Beninati 3/6/26
The Washington Capitals play-by-play announcer talks John Carlson, Nic Dowd, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 6, 202614 min
EITM: Hot Girl Cars 3/5/26
The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 5, 202626 min
EITM: Sleep Begets Hurt 3/5/26
From the bedroom to the operating room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 5, 202627 min
EITM: Debris Accumulation 3/4/26
Hello, Chesapeake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 4, 202625 min
EITM: Vegas Weekend '26 3/4/26
Told ya it was a major announcement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 4, 202619 min
EITM: This Little Piggy 3/4/26
(Used to be.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 4, 202632 min
EITM interviews Eric Hutchinson
EITM interviews Eric Hutchinson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 3, 202625 min
EITM: Crying Shamed 3/3/26
No more happy tears? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 3, 202625 min
EITM: Signing On 3/3/26
"I had a brush with fame and a conspiracy theory ..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 3, 20268 min
EITM: Walk This Way 3/2/26
Just give me a hiss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 2, 202631 min
EITM: Elimination Chamber 3/2/26
WWE Chicago-style. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 2, 202615 min
EITM: Phone Sex 3/2/26
A how-to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 2, 202626 min
EITM: The Farters 2/27/26
Before you leave my a**hole forever, please reveal to us: are you graceful or a farrrter?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 27, 202631 min
EITM: Teddy Bear Tossed 2/27/26
Why is Bears hockey announcer Jarrod Wronski out in Hershey? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 27, 202626 min
EITM: Shari Bailey 2/27/26
Laila’s Gift founder and originator of the LEAD (Laila’s Elopement Awareness and Dissemination) Act. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 27, 202623 min
EITM: Pronounced ˈFlā-təs 2/26/26
Third day's a charm? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 202638 min
EITM: Brother's Keeper Of Curiosa 2/26/26
And sisters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 202628 min
EITM: Your Name, Your Title 2/26/26
Your place? Or mine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 202625 min
EITM: Day Toot 2/25/26
For science! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 25, 202643 min
EITM: Alyssa Sagle 2/25/26
The PWCS swimmer just won her fifth and sixth individual state titles to go along with setting a national record. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 25, 20266 min
EITM: Underage Driving 2/24/26
Hold on to your potatoes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 24, 202621 min
EITM: Duck, Duck, Choose 2/24/26
What's it quacked up to be? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 24, 202621 min
EITM: Farting For Science 2/24/26
Day 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 24, 202648 min
EITM: Tat's Embarrassing 2/23/26
Yes, ragrets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 23, 202622 min
EITM: Signing On 2/23/26
USA-Canada gold medal hockey final, Closing Ceremony, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 23, 202613 min
EITM: Three Most Important Things 2/20/26
TMI...Ts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 20, 202624 min
EITM: Three Mile Island 2/20/26
TMI! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 20, 202622 min
EITM: Smart Underwear 2/20/26
TMI? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 20, 202618 min
EITM: The Rentals 2/19/26
Friends of AI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 202623 min
EITM: XOXOXOXOX 2/19/26
𝓒 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 202616 min
EITM: TJ's PBC TT 2/19/26
Taste test! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 19, 202619 min
EITM: Alysa Lip 2/18/26
Sorry, Alysa Liu and her upper lip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 18, 202626 min
EITM: We Should Just Sleep On It Tonight 2/18/26
Baby, maybe? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 18, 202627 min
EITM: Please Leave Him A Message 2/18/26
'Hi, this is Bennett Zier...' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 18, 20267 min
EITM: Opening Present 2/17/26
Fat Tuesday in a heated vest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 202611 min
EITM: Blind Faith In...John 2/17/26
Happy birthday, phones are down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 202610 min
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 17, 202627 min
EITM: My Strange Addiction's Boyfriend 2/16/26
Justin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 16, 202621 min
EITM: Cemetery Hates 2/16/26
Flipping off and flipping out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 16, 202628 min
EITM: Workers' Compensation 2/16/26
Expecting a judgment here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 16, 202624 min
EITM: Snorting Food 2/13/26
Kathryn's "Strange Addiction." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 13, 202622 min
EITM interviews Karl Alzner
EITM interviews Karl Alzner See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 13, 202622 min
EITM: Mugnawty 2/12/26
Hope Pam gets mail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 202614 min
EITM: Fat Thursday 2/12/26
Let the good times...Pole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 202622 min
EITM: From Rockville To DeMille 2/12/26
Actress Mara Klein started out on DMV stages and ended up on "The Pitt." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 12, 202613 min
EITM: Slang Hang 2/11/26
Glossary of early twentieth century United States. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 11, 202621 min
EITM: Human Flatus Atlas 2/11/26
flatus.info See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 11, 202624 min
EITM: Double Decision 2/10/26
A brain game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 202619 min
EITM: Seeing Red 2/10/26
Again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 202625 min
EITM: Head Wound 2/10/26
The update. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 10, 20265 min
EITM: Slips And Trips And Falls 2/9/26
Oh, ice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 9, 202629 min
EITM: Michael Wardian 2/9/26
Your 3-time World Marathon Challenge champion and new 50K record holder recaps his week then looks ahead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 9, 202616 min
EITM: Infected Armpits 2/9/26
Like murderers and ghosts and what-now on your skin?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 9, 202621 min
EITM: Take The Clowns To The Super Bowl 2/6/26
A budding comedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 6, 20269 min
EITM: Floppy Eyelid Syndrome 2/6/26
Can you see...PAP? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 6, 202620 min
EITM: DeBÍ TiRAR MáS...CLASeS 2/6/26
The only thing missing was a pava. Oh, and proficiency. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 6, 202631 min
EITM: Dial-A-Poem 2/5/26
Poet L̷a̷u̷r̷e̷a̷t̷e̷ Elliot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 5, 202625 min
EITM: American TV Shows 2/5/26
The series that defined the decades. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 5, 202634 min
EITM: Old-Timer, First-Timer 2/4/26
What's the deal with strip clubs, Rob Stallworth? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 4, 202632 min
EITM: Crumbs Down 2/4/26
Open container laws and marijuana. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 4, 202623 min
EITM: Michael Wardian 2/4/26
The Arlington-based ultra runner checks in during the 50K World Marathon Challenge. Literally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 4, 20269 min
EITM: Eyebrows + Ears 2/3/26
Equals transplants and fillers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 3, 202617 min
EITM: 'Rents' Due 2/3/26
...to get smacked?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 3, 202629 min
EITM: Call A Scambulance! 2/3/26
(For me.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 3, 202619 min
EITM: Pindaloo 2/2/26
Get in the loop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 2, 202618 min
EITM: We Are The Monks 2/2/26
Walking from Fort Worth, TX to raise awareness of inner peace and mindfulness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 2, 202632 min
EITM: It's Not Delivery 1/30/26
It's deceased! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 30, 202621 min
EITM: Lost Dog Can Play 1/30/26
Five. Years. Later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 30, 202627 min
EITM: Proud Marys 1/29/26
Even George Foreman used Roman numerals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 29, 202620 min
EITM: Physical Baggage 1/29/26
Double...dare? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 29, 202631 min
EITM: American Culture IQ 1/29/26
Pop quiz! (Well, maybe not for Elliot.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 29, 202623 min
EITM: Animal Crossing's Newer Horizons 1/28/26
Update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 28, 202621 min
EITM: Vodka Revs 1/28/26
‘Please, God, no’ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 28, 202622 min
EITM: Threes-Pointers 1/27/26
From throuple to couple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 27, 202625 min
EITM: The Marriage Of Their Children 1/27/26
Weddings and parental control. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 27, 202627 min
EITM: Skyscraper Live 1/26/26
Did we watch Alex Honnold ascend Taipei 101 over the weekend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 26, 202621 min
EITM: Astrocartography 1/23/26
Don't leave home without it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 23, 202626 min
EITM: You Don't Have To Brush All Your Teeth 1/23/26
Just the ones you want to retain! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 23, 202622 min
EITM: Lauryn Ricketts 1/23/26
The meteorologist's preview of the weekend (and next week's, too) winter storm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 23, 20269 min
EITM: Nonsensical Songs 1/22/26
Can you Phil in the rest? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 202627 min
EITM: Professional Confessionals 1/22/26
Where you see people's privates all the time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 202624 min
EITM: Over The Covers 1/22/26
And through with (home)goods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 202621 min
EITM: Signing On 1/22/26
A celebrity sighting, Georgetown basketball, and The Card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 22, 202618 min
EITM: What's Up, Eye Doc? 1/21/26
Upchuck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 21, 202610 min