Elliot In The Morning

It's a thing and they do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can whities be too tighty? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because you-know-who is up to no good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Passing the sniff test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To the best of his ability. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are they off the list? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, we are saying the puck penetrated the hockey player's head causing memory loss plus coordination of eyesight and he has never been on the ice again? Got it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*NEAL AUGENSTEIN SIG OUT* See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Consequently destroyed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Salad? WORD. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a detector in the house? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boy, got me dinin' side by side! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Romantic connection or genetic attraction? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK? Go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world’s first complete retinal transplant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NASA astrophysicist on the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Except he's not a pirate, he's your boyfriend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Not the three things that Colton said.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Super singing bath bowls? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dogs at the office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new sign guy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'This is a bat PSA.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The maternity care crisis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot was NOT in this chase. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot was back in Houston over the weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not going to be ignored, Jill. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, poop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you judge others, you do not define them; you define yourself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exit out of the basement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Don't tell anyone, but I'm doing my virtual counseling right now.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"So yesterday, we had some phone problems ..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...in the ocean. (Because you threw it there.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And other soulless cars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do men still call it a ho phase? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Running late at the doctor's office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...bikini. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy work anniversary, Krysten! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking (punching) and screaming. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I'm starting to feel it's wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I will live in your heart forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Screens gonna screen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I riiiight? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald’s? Center! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keeping college kids clean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When inclusivity is inconclusive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zero? Gee!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But without the accession...or the passing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy scrap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not a murder mystery dinner, although it does sound like they murdered some food. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give it a parade rest? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Things You Fill' for $500, Alex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before (and during) and after. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Farmily. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Park AND (!) Amphitheatre. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shocking, to say the least. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make the climb to the coaches' booth at InfoCision Stadium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Filmed by the blind, for the blind (and everybody else). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Counter culture since 1869. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You get your shot to be friends with the crows! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taste test! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Also know as sialorrhea, which is exactly why one just calls it excessive drooling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can look, but you can't touch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snake's toil or snake oil? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A table test for syncope. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courtship and betrothal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The club franchise? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biohacker Bryan Johnson and his girlfriend, Kate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And one in the studio? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Home of Tabletop Gaming™. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't have to imagine that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tag! You're lit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Think of you! Think of you fondly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, for the forehead anyway. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because you have everything I've been searching for. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Internal Revenue's lack of service. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Samaritan not Samari-tandem. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recapping Friday's evening out at Fallen Oak Distilling with Brian Curry and Victor Oriza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When the pyro goes Nutzy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you crying uncle over insect ingestion? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your mommy won't save you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What not to do when selling a home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Previewing Friday's evening out at Fallen Oak Distilling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a lawsuit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Union Pacific 4014's coast-to-coast tour ends next week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

San Antonio, Florida and Honduras. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'The Washington Post' writer on his latest piece, "An Ohio woman took in two strangers. Then she saw their ‘wanted’ photos." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we out on Panera? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Or woman! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wonder if movers still plunder? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saturday Night's Main Event, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What to do if someone's doggin' you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Plus OnePlus! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

paradiseearth.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Integrative intelligence that is.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Literally no one: EITM listeners: 100 billion beers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Room Blue Curacao See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can I get an "UNDER AGE" sign rider? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A cyclosporiasis AMA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With FanDuel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From couch potato to get-up-and-go. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida...child? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rats get bat...ted balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MDGAF See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ridepatride.org See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The five best athletes from all fifty states. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patient and visitor exformation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't pronounce migraine without 'eye.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baristas and bombs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ta-da! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Alex Tuch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Redundant acronym syndrome for one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our inflatables? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ranked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Regrets only? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the year two thousand...forty-six. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizzaiolo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But you can't POOP ON THEM!?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transportation and malformation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having not won any game since Sarah left, Elliot looks for redemption. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we embracing the science? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caps fan Kathy's attempt to break a second world record with EITM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...HOW LONG?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But I would walk and I would walk just to be the man who walked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tracking stolen devices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Lifestyle's new couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And the wedding reception! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Sounds better than working interview.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long about a weekday morning? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With a quick flashback to Take Your Child To Work Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bar none. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are the na's and boo's hyphenated? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(The Penal Code Auto Song) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This explains so many trail names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WORLD CUP  ̶O̶R̶  BUST See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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"Anonymous" may be listener of the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...is not just a song by Kacey Musgraves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pissing in the swim. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's work, spouse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

0...#0....0#...0....#......0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it Caps fan Kathy Graninger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Must eat faster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transferring from your stomach or bowels to your new school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Young The Giant See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

900 miles. 4 months. 1 coast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm John Laurens in the place to be A-two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marrying your ex-lover's sibling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The University of Maryland professor and associate chair of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics called back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And don't know it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After while, crocodile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Senile isn't just a river activity in Egypt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The unregulated donor market. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pope Leo XIV, Erin M Barlow, and everyone else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What have we boycotted? And are we still?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peritonsillar abscess, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am a golden fraud? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blinded by the dark. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blowing up the phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your say in court. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rebuild, reuse, and Reckless Ben. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your Sky Zone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"He don't got tags on that, that's illegal!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trips regretted.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dropped like a mashed potato? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Solo sex education. Avian-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, it's June! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*WHACK* See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To everybody? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...but sometimes the wrong place, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Scripps National Spelling Bee Fantasy Draft winners... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With surprise appearances from celebrity chef Steve Mannino and the kid who ding-dong ditched Tyler! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did they? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the picks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the human resources department facing termination? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell your dog I said my, oh my! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids In Satan's Service?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lost and found out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We took this trip to Garden Grove... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Figuring! Figuring out what to do!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And Diane thought hers was historic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Derrick Stroup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amish intelligence? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dine with confidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not melting?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5, 4, ZzZzZ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Entertainment for men...tioning at sign-on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's fantastic? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Track and feel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But you don't need help seeing anything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WARNING: Cat on keyboard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inflammatory bowel disease and play. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The former Washington Capitals defenseman on Swing Into Summer, his charity's signature annual event, and the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.