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Episodes (200)
EITM: Ol' Yellers 7/17/26
What to do if someone's doggin' you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 17, 202626 min
EITM: Give Me A Tab 7/17/26
Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 17, 202623 min
EITM: Chill Phones 7/17/26
Plus OnePlus! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 17, 202624 min
EITM: Rainforest Display 7/16/26
paradiseearth.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 16, 202625 min
EITM: I I Happenin' 7/16/26
Integrative intelligence that is.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 16, 202621 min
EITM: 1 Million Beers 7/16/26
Literally no one: EITM listeners: 100 billion beers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 16, 202623 min
EITM: One Fish Two Fish 7/15/26
Red Room Blue Curacao See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 15, 202627 min
EITM: Real Estate Ageist 7/15/26
Can I get an "UNDER AGE" sign rider? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 15, 202627 min
EITM: Ass You A Few Questions 7/15/26
A cyclosporiasis AMA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 15, 202627 min
EITM: Fan Duel 7/14/26
With FanDuel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 14, 202621 min
EITM: Occupation Inspiration 7/14/16
From couch potato to get-up-and-go. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 14, 202627 min
EITM: FLA v. GPA 7/14/26
Florida...child? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 14, 202628 min
EITM: Damn Judi Dench 7/13/26
Rats get bat...ted balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 202621 min
EITM: What's Up With Doc? 7/13/26
MDGAF See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 202624 min
EITM: Pat McAleer 7/13/26
ridepatride.org See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 13, 202610 min
EITM: United Greats Of America 7/3/26
The five best athletes from all fifty states. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 3, 202623 min
EITM: Medical Ethicist 7/3/26
Patient and visitor exformation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 3, 202617 min
EITM: Float On Air 7/3/26
Can't pronounce migraine without 'eye.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 3, 20268 min
EITM: Red, White & Brewed 7/2/26
Baristas and bombs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 2, 202626 min
EITM: Night Of Magic 7/2/26
Ta-da! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 2, 202611 min
EITM interviews Alex Tuch
EITM interviews Alex Tuch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 2, 202621 min
EITM: Pleonasms 7/1/26
Redundant acronym syndrome for one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 1, 202622 min
EITM: Today, We Celebrate 7/1/26
Our inflatables? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 1, 202615 min
EITM: The 250 All-Time Best American Foods 6/30/26
Ranked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 202620 min
EITM: RSVP 6/30/26
Regrets only? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 202630 min
EITM: Techlist 6/30/26
In the year two thousand...forty-six. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 30, 202632 min
EITM: Pie Goal 6/29/26
Pizzaiolo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 29, 202619 min
EITM: I Keep Showin' You Floors 6/29/26
But you can't POOP ON THEM!?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 29, 202621 min
EITM: Follow-Ups 6/29/26
Transportation and malformation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 29, 20266 min
EITM: Master The Bait 6/26/26
Having not won any game since Sarah left, Elliot looks for redemption. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 26, 202621 min
EITM: Hugs & Pooches 6/26/26
Are we embracing the science? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 26, 202620 min
EITM: Whistler's Another 6/26/26
Caps fan Kathy's attempt to break a second world record with EITM. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 26, 202620 min
EITM: Happily Ever After 6/25/26
...HOW LONG?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 25, 202625 min
EITM: I'm Gonna Be (5 Minutes) 6/25/26
But I would walk and I would walk just to be the man who walked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 25, 202614 min
EITM: Find My Thief 6/24/26
Tracking stolen devices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 24, 202621 min
EITM: Swing, Young Thing 6/24/26
The Lifestyle's new couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 24, 202620 min
EITM: At Your Service 6/23/26
And the wedding reception! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 202623 min
EITM: Workinterview 6/23/26
(Sounds better than working interview.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 202618 min
EITM: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath 6/23/26
Long about a weekday morning? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 23, 202624 min
EITM: Take Your Pet To Work Week 6/22/26
With a quick flashback to Take Your Child To Work Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 22, 202621 min
EITM: Roofs Are Tops 6/22/26
Bar none. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 22, 202624 min
EITM: Talk The Loss 6/19/26
Are the na's and boo's hyphenated? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 19, 202614 min
EITM: Escape 6/19/26
(The Penal Code Auto Song) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 19, 202624 min
EITM: Appalachian Fail 6/19/26
This explains so many trail names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 19, 202625 min
EITM: SnubHub 6/18/26
WORLD CUP ̶O̶R̶ BUST See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 18, 202626 min
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer
EITM interviews Brad Meltzer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 18, 202624 min
EITM: Herndon House 6/17/26
"Anonymous" may be listener of the day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 17, 202627 min
EITM: Happy & Sad 6/27/26
...is not just a song by Kacey Musgraves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 17, 202629 min
EITM: The Chlora Means 6/17/26
Pissing in the swim. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 17, 202626 min
EITM: Stay Silent, Partner 6/16/26
It's work, spouse! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 202624 min
EITM: Right To Humans 6/16/26
0...#0....0#...0....#......0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 16, 202623 min
EITM: Loudest Whistler 6/15/26
Is it Caps fan Kathy Graninger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 15, 202627 min
EITM: Life Finds A Tray 6/15/26
Must eat faster? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 15, 202622 min
EITM: Gas Fail 6/12/26
Transferring from your stomach or bowels to your new school. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 12, 202621 min
EITM interviews Young The Giant
EITM interviews Young The Giant See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 12, 202644 min
EITM: Swim California 6/11/26
900 miles. 4 months. 1 coast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 11, 202623 min
EITM: The Bar Is Old 6/11/26
I'm John Laurens in the place to be A-two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 11, 202632 min
EITM: Sister-In-Love 6/11/26
Marrying your ex-lover's sibling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 11, 202623 min
EITM: Kan Cao, Ph.D. 6/10/26
The University of Maryland professor and associate chair of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics called back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 10, 202614 min
EITM: Fraysexy 6/10/26
And don't know it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 10, 202631 min
EITM: See You Later, Alligator? 6/10/26
After while, crocodile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 10, 202627 min
EITM: Cruising For Marbles 6/9/26
Senile isn't just a river activity in Egypt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 9, 202628 min
EITM: Sperm & Fuzzy 6/9/26
The unregulated donor market. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 9, 202633 min
EITM: Sagrada Família 6/8/26
Pope Leo XIV, Erin M Barlow, and everyone else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 8, 202627 min
EITM: Company Ban 6/8/26
What have we boycotted? And are we still?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 8, 202622 min
EITM: Quinsy Groans 6/8/26
Peritonsillar abscess, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 8, 202624 min
EITM: Gene Pool Party 6/5/26
I am a golden fraud? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 5, 202626 min
EITM: Menopause 6/5/26
Blinded by the dark. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 5, 202620 min
EITM: The Help For Scrolls 6/5/26
Blowing up the phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 5, 202622 min
EITM: Voice Writing 6/4/26
Your say in court. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 4, 202633 min
EITM: Star Wars Lego War 6/4/26
Rebuild, reuse, and Reckless Ben. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 4, 202629 min
EITM: Trespassing Park 6/3/26
What's your Sky Zone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 3, 202621 min
EITM: Motorized Wheelchair 6/3/26
"He don't got tags on that, that's illegal!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 3, 202615 min
EITM: Traveling Will-Buries 6/3/26
Trips regretted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 3, 202621 min
EITM: Landed Down Under 6/2/26
Dropped like a mashed potato? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 2, 202626 min
EITM: The Birds And The Birds 6/2/26
Solo sex education. Avian-style! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 2, 202624 min
EITM: Mayday 6/1/26
No, it's June! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 1, 202629 min
EITM: Throw It 6/1/26
*WHACK* See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 1, 202616 min
EITM: Shart Happens 5/29/26
To everybody? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 29, 202624 min
EITM: Right Place, Wrong Time 5/29/26
...but sometimes the wrong place, too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 29, 202616 min
EITM: Jersey Boys 5/29/26
Your Scripps National Spelling Bee Fantasy Draft winners... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 29, 202613 min
EITM: Devil-May-Hair 5/28/26
With surprise appearances from celebrity chef Steve Mannino and the kid who ding-dong ditched Tyler! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 28, 202624 min
EITM: The Crash 5/28/26
Why did they? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 28, 202634 min
EITM: Scripps National Spelling Bee Fantasy Draft 5/28/26
Meet the picks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 28, 202629 min
EITM: HR Muffin' Stuff 5/27/26
Is the human resources department facing termination? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 27, 202623 min
EITM: Two Dong Sight 5/27/26
Tell your dog I said my, oh my! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 27, 202623 min
EITM: Spring Concert Sprung Concern 5/26/26
Kids In Satan's Service?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 26, 202622 min
EITM: Wawa-weewa 5/26/26
Lost and found out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 26, 202624 min
EITM: Don't California My Virginia 5/26/26
We took this trip to Garden Grove... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 26, 202625 min
EITM: Fingering Out What To Do 5/22/26
Figuring! Figuring out what to do!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202623 min
EITM: These Old Houses 5/22/26
And Diane thought hers was historic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202628 min
EITM: Hyperacusis 5/22/26
ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 22, 202629 min
EITM interviews Derrick Stroup
EITM interviews Derrick Stroup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202614 min
EITM: Weird AI 5/21/26
Amish intelligence? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202629 min
EITM: EatFree 5/21/26
Dine with confidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 21, 202627 min
EITM: Which Water? 5/20/26
I'm not melting?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202624 min
EITM: Cognitive Shuffling 5/20/26
5, 4, ZzZzZ... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202617 min
EITM: Krysten's First Nudie Mag 5/20/26
Entertainment for men...tioning at sign-on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 20, 202610 min
EITM: Life In Plastic 5/19/26
It's fantastic? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202627 min
EITM: In Da Running Club 5/19/26
Track and feel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202618 min
EITM: Those Hinted Glasses 5/19/26
But you don't need help seeing anything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 19, 202623 min
EITM: Cats Lock 5/18/26
WARNING: Cat on keyboard! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202615 min
EITM: Butt Stuff 5/18/26
Inflammatory bowel disease and play. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202623 min
EITM: Karl Alzner 5/18/26
The former Washington Capitals defenseman on Swing Into Summer, his charity's signature annual event, and the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 18, 202621 min
EITM: Pet Psychic 5/14/26
Sorry, animal communicator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 202629 min
EITM: PGA Championship 5/14/26
No pick from Elliot this year, but it does end with him wanting thanks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 202618 min
EITM: Never Going Back 5/13/26
The past is in the past? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202618 min
EITM: Blister In The Huh 5/13/26
Under the toenail! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202627 min
EITM: Sticky Situation 5/13/26
The stickers are new, but the problems are olds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 202623 min
EITM: Foster Care 5/12/26
Parents, children, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202621 min
EITM: Silent Sapidity 5/12/26
Terminated tastes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202627 min
EITM: Stick It Good 5/12/26
bit.ly/eitmsticker See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 202617 min
EITM: Greek Life 5/11/26
Don't rush to 'Tok?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 202629 min
EITM: Locked Out 5/11/26
How far (literally and figuratively) did it go!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 11, 202626 min
EITM: Más O Menús 5/8/26
You are now pronounced mannerless? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 8, 202622 min
EITM: Got For Teacher 5/8/26
A stripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 8, 202625 min
EITM: Steve 5/7/26
This Saturday marks the start of National Stuttering Awareness Week 2026. westutter.org See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202627 min
EITM: Charon's Obol To Move On 5/7/26
But what about electronic toll collection? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202623 min
EITM: Dating A Family Member 5/7/26
Soon-to-be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 7, 202627 min
EITM: TV Show Name Change 5/6/26
Pop (culture) quiz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 6, 202623 min
EITM: Dr. Art Ulene 5/6/26
This summer, the former TODAY Show medical correspondent will ascend Mount Kilimanjaro at 90 years old. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 6, 202623 min
EITM: I'd Like To Have A Look At This Fender Stratocaster, Please 5/5/26
Who will be "denied" in today's little game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 5, 202614 min
EITM: Manifest Recipe 5/5/26
#subliminal See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 5, 202624 min
EITM: Naked City 5/4/26
Where naturism's not the only thing in full swing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 4, 202624 min
EITM: Losing Our Spirit 5/4/26
On May 2, 2026, the airline started an "orderly wind-down" of all its operations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 4, 202625 min
EITM: Kentucky Derby 5/1/26
Live from Churchill Downs, it's Zach Roth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 1, 202612 min
EITM: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner 4/30/26
Elazar Sontag, Emily Heil, and Joan The Moan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202627 min
EITM: Quoth The Husband 4/30/26
Evermore? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202624 min
EITM: No-Fly Lists 4/30/26
One man banned. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 202626 min
EITM: Tanorexia 4/29/26
😍😍 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202623 min
EITM: City Bird 4/29/26
Yeah, can you say, "city bird?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202621 min
EITM: Hike Tuah 4/29/26
Is somehow something Elliot didn't say during this segment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 202619 min
EITM: Ear-y 4/28/26
What's the frequency, Toshi? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 202630 min
EITM: Decision Circumcision 4/28/26
The skin is back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 202635 min
EITM: Sublimey 4/27/26
The two-hour barrier is shattered at the London Marathon while a challenge is accepted locally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 27, 202616 min
EITM: Psilocybin There 4/27/26
Done that? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 27, 202627 min
EITM: Peanut Butter Cups 4/24/26
The definitive rankings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 202613 min
EITM: Dustincident 4/24/26
Remember when Elliot rang Rod and Elvis, but want to forget about the call to Dustin? About that... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 202621 min
EITM: Take Your Child To Work Day 4/23/26
The last ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ tour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 20268 min
EITM: Sprung Wild & Free 4/23/26
Revisiting freebirth and wild pregnancy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 202628 min
EITM: Signing On 4/23/26
Alongside The Rod Ryan Show plus Elvis Duran and the Morning Show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 202620 min
EITM: The 'Ic 4/22/26
As in "psychic;" not to be confused with Psychic Friends Network celebrity endorser, the 'ick, Dionne Warwick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 202625 min
EITM: School Noodle 4/22/26
Don't tell tales out of pool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 202623 min
EITM: Voice 4/21/26
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 202637 min
EITM: It's In There 4/21/26
Everything you said. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 202622 min
EITM: Pissed On 4/20/26
Urinating on a grave is an expression...of contempt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 20, 202620 min
EITM: WrestleMania 4/20/26
Is Tyler stepping away? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 20, 202610 min
EITM: CAD Max 4/17/26
What is your intent, Mom? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 17, 202631 min
EITM: Signing On 4/17/26
Josh is in Vegas and Diane is into "Laguna Beach." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 17, 202612 min
EITM: Pop-Pop The Champagne 4/16/26
A record-setting grandpa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202617 min
EITM: Taco 'Bout Embarrassing 4/16/26
Soft and (then) hard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202621 min
EITM: Unc Status Effect 4/16/26
Debuffs IRL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 202619 min
EITM: Shigella 4/15/26
'Ella, 'ella, ayy, ayy, ayy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 202624 min
EITM: Errant Tow 4/15/26
Hitch BALLS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 202620 min
EITM: Euphori-arf! 4/14/26
Have you been a bad, bad dog? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202625 min
EITM: Building Blocks 4/14/26
"Got a great deal on the new house!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202620 min
EITM: Living Shingles 4/14/26
And in a 2000s kind of world, I'm glad I got my vaccine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 202630 min
EITM: The Champion Whistler 4/14/26
chrisullman.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 20268 min
EITM: Diane's Back 4/13/26
Tell a friend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 13, 202625 min
EITM: Page Names 4/10/26
All the world's a stage? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202630 min
EITM: Dr. Amber Straughn 4/10/26
The NASA astrophysicist talks Artemis, the Moon, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202624 min
EITM: Master The Bait 4/10/26
Here comes a new challenger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202617 min
EITM: Wrestling Rings 4/10/26
Ready to make it official? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202624 min
EITM: We Dare You 4/10/26
...to face death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 202622 min
EITM: Pipe Nightmares 4/9/26
Oops. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 9, 202619 min
EITM: The Masters 4/9/26
The honorary farter makes his pick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 9, 202627 min
EITM: GRWM 4/8/26
Get results with me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 8, 202628 min
EITM: Sehnsucht 4/8/26
The Berlin draw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 8, 202623 min
EITM: Penny Pinching 4/7/26
Sorry, penny pinchin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 7, 202618 min
EITM: Birth Ways 4/6/26
There's at a hospital and then there's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 6, 202618 min
EITM: Alcohol Violations 4/6/26
College! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 6, 202621 min
EITM: Mr. Ree 4/3/26
What's the Mrs. new last name? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 3, 202616 min
EITM: Page Break 4/3/26
Weekday reading retreat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 3, 202632 min
EITM: Master Of One 4/2/26
...domain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202627 min
EITM: Stolen Credit Card 4/2/26
Let's see what the police have to say about this... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202617 min
EITM: We're Going Back To The Freakin' Moon 4/2/26
That's why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 2, 202630 min
EITM: Capturing Bigfoot 4/1/26
Finally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202629 min
EITM: Putting Hair On One's Chest 4/1/26
It's back? No, just the front. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202627 min
EITM: Signing On 4/1/26
Hare-debrained. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 1, 202610 min
EITM: Escort Of Last Resort 3/31/26
Dear Annie... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202623 min
EITM: Inpatience 3/31/26
(It's not a word...yet.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202621 min
EITM: Keep Right Except To Pass 3/31/26
Unhappy campers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 202619 min
EITM: Visitorts 3/30/26
Spring BREAK!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 30, 202626 min
EITM: Weight Loss Mitigation 3/30/26
Ozempic a side. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 30, 202621 min
EITM: Sleepwalking 3/27/26
Stories, go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 202625 min
EITM: Signing On 3/27/26
Cameohhhh!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 20268 min
EITM: Quttin' Times 3/26/26
Ok, byeeee.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 202621 min
EITM: Enduring American Movies 3/26/26
The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 202630 min
EITM: Sign Stealing 3/25/26
What goes around comes...back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 202619 min
EITM: Lost And Bound 3/25/26
The actual third ring of marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 202625 min
EITM: Tyler's 5K Run 3/24/26
And/or walk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202622 min
EITM: Danielle Brown 3/24/26
"Who do you want me to sign this as? Me or her?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202613 min
EITM: Signing On 3/24/26
A fail and a foster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 202612 min
EITM: Botanical Garden Guru 3/23/26
They don't call her Sar-boretum for nothin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 202622 min
EITM: AirbnPee 3/23/26
Florida woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 202618 min
EITM: Signing On 3/23/26
"Two weird things in the building today." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 23, 20267 min
EITM: 3/17/26
Elliot In The Morning returns Monday, March 23. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 17, 202615 min
EITM: Placenta-da! 3/12/26
Turning temporary organs into mystery meat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 202620 min
EITM: Four For Thursday 3/12/26
Well, really, eight. But that's only because every trip winner gets to bring a guest and hello? Hello? Oh, please be there. Please be there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 202617 min
EITM: Labia Theatre 3/10/26
The Labia is the 'oldest independent art-repertory cinema in South Africa'...and the word for something else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 20266 min