CrimeLess

Don't host your EDM festival in Florida and also never bite a cop. Rory and Josh get into a disastrous fest that shocked a small town on the Panhandle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory shares 5 of the greatest-ever faked death stories (chosen and ranked by, well, us). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trailer Description: SNAFU with Ed Helms, America’s favorite podcast about history’s greatest screwups, returns for Season 4 with even more SNAFUs - one per episode, to be precise. And this time around, Ed ropes in a cavalcade of smart, hilarious guests to help unpack what these blunders, fiascos and faceplants say about who we are (spoiler: we’re basically just toddlers with nukes). Think of it as part history lesson, part hangout pod, and part group therapy for humanity. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two men who took the extremely hard road to escape their problems -- and probably regret it now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory and Josh learn the best (and worst) ways to duplicate the dollar. It's arts and crafts for criminals, and the counterfeit cash could be in your wallet right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you lay a trap for a criminal? Today, CrimeLess explores the ridiculous scams that caught crooks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our full conversation with Shamrock the parrot (and Andrew Herrnreiter from the Greater Chicago Cage Bird Society and Rescue). We learn the intricacies of caring for "perpetual toddlers" and Shamrock's own personal lore! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CrimeLess goes looking for a mascot...and discovers that all the animals are secretly adorable little psychopaths. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this episode of CrimeLess. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chuck E. Cheese runs from the law, the Pirate Parrot gets a side gig, and the Phantic lives up to his name. Rory and Josh unmask the illegal activity of America's most beloved mascots. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it illegal to poop in public? Yes. Did that stop today's criminals? No. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The city of Newark, New Jersey is catfished by a mysterious cult who follow a magical guru. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory, Josh and the rest of the CrimeLess crew confess their crimes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a public service, Josh and Rory discuss the 11 monkeys that you should worry about, if you come upon them in a dark alley (or remote jungle). Approach at your own risk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh and Rory learn that Planet of the Apes was actually a documentary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A crew in Philadelphia steal millions...of dimes. And Strike Force Bandit sniffs out some stolen Bluey Bucks. Plus, Rory and Josh finally figure out what racketeering means! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A celebration of the best (and worst) alibis. Try them the next time you're in trouble! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No hair is spared in this episode, as Josh and Rory ask: is it illegal to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a cat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tis the season to get a little sloppy. Rory and Josh examine two Christmas parties that went off the rails in very different ways. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the best way to embezzle from the government? The answer involves nudists, descendents of Tutankhamun, and a new veranda. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it safe to snort human remains? Rory and Josh investigate. Also, the CIA win first prize at the science fair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory Scovel and Josh Dean take over the CrimeLess feed, kicking off a weekly exploration into the dumbest crimes imaginable. First up, a very public, definitely not fake website for murder-for-hire. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails. You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or You’re Wrong About—but focused entirely on Florida-Man-level mayhem. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Years after the Loomis Fargo Heist, Hollywood comes calling. Also, a ferret rides in a limousine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone confesses, and the heist crew faces serious consequences. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can run, but you can't hide from FBI agent John Wydra. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David realizes he's been double-crossed, as the FBI's evidence starts piling up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David's running out of money. Instead of sending his cut, Steve sends "Bruno" to eliminate his co-conspirator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having escaped to Mexico, David is living in luxury. Meanwhile, the gang members back home adjust to their lives as America's most wanted millionaires. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The heist crew somehow makes off with 17 million dollars, but the plan to help David escape starts to unravel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David Ghantt is stuck in a crappy job and an unhappy marriage. So when his former coworker (and crush) Kelly Campbell suggests they steal millions, David doesn't hesitate to sign up for the heist of a lifetime.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there.  Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.