Brown Bag Mornings

The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased. [Edited by @iamdyre 🔨] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome. (4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers. (6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl. (10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend. (13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits. (41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets! (44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead. (47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter. (50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album. (54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods. (58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. (1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:  (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local  (04:05) Petty Police  (08:08) Scrolling  (11:43) Homie Helpline  (23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local  (25:50) Chisme (29:05) Money Moves  (32:42) Studious Fools Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad breaks down the ultimate petty flex as Manny Pacquiao buys out Mayweather’s Hollywood gym and rebrands it "Pacquiao Prime." 🥊🔥 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a rapper boyfriend is literally crying because his girl reposted a Justin Bieber TikTok on her "spam" account. 😭📱 Shaq gets put on blast for being a "creepy uncle" after trying to buy an engagement ring for a couple arguing at a Pacers game. 🏀👀 We also check in on the "21 times a month" challenge to beat cancer and celebrate the LAUSD strike being officially averted! 🏫✅ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re even warning you about the "diarrhea virus" currently tearing through the streets of SoCal! 🚽🩹 CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local  (03:57) Rap Sheet  (07:32) Petty Police  (11:51) Scrolling  (15:57) Homie Helpline  (24:30) Don't You Know I'm Local (27:59) Studious Foo (30:50) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew stage an intervention for Nancy, a 24-year-old "baddy" whose insecure rapper boyfriend thinks she’s "sneaking around" with Justin Bieber because of a two-year-old TikTok repost. The squad also breaks down Manny Pacquiao’s ultimate petty move of buying out Floyd Mayweather’s gyms and investigates the soulful hustle of a Door Dash driver making bank by putting her feet in delivery photos. [Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🦱] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: "SWAT Cafe" Michelin guide social media fail. (4:07) Chisme: Pete Davidson’s questionable "creepy dad" parenting jokes. (6:59) Rap Sheet: J. Cole’s zero-point basketball debut and visa drama in China. (10:33) Petty Police: Manny Pacquiao rebrands Mayweather’s gyms to "Pacquiao Prime". (14:52) Scrolling: Shaq’s "creepy uncle" intervention for an arguing couple at a Pacers game. (20:16) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:36) Homie Helpline: Nancy’s "first baddy" boyfriend and the Justin Bieber TikTok crisis. (50:10) Snoop Dogg Tickets! (56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The LAUSD strike is averted at the last minute. (59:41) Money Moves: Boosting Door Dash tips by including feet in the delivery confirmation photos. (1:04:58) Studious Foo: The "F Cancer" challenge: 21 times a month for prostate health. (1:07:50) Play Ball: Teammates make WNBA history.   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Aussie, who "trauma bonded" with his late best friend’s sister—only for his fiancé to invite her to be a bridesmaid. Between the wedding drama, the crew roasts a Riverside Sergeant caught swiping on Tinder just feet away from an armed SWAT standoff. [Edited by @iamdyre 👻] (RIP DJ AM!) Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: The SWAT snitch (4:08) Chisme: Travis Barker discusses plane crash with Ryan Garcia (6:33) Petty Police: Hunter Biden accepts fight against Donald Trump Jr (10:30) Scrolling: The crew survives Coachella (14:50) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:25) Monday Mashup (19:38) Homie Helpline (39:24) Snoop Dogg Tickets! (46:19) Coachella Controversy/Recap (57:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Update on LAUSD strikes (1:01:02) Studious Foo: Scientists develop special underwear (1:04:34) Play Ball: 10th anniversary of Kobe Bryant's final game Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad is back and looking "wonky" after surviving the Coachella dust storms and flying tents that turned the campgrounds into a graveyard for gear., We’re breaking down the wild news of Hunter Biden accepting a cage match challenge from YouTuber Andrew Callahan to fight Don Jr. and Eric Trump—and he’s not even asking for cash as payment!, On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Aussie reveals he hooked up with his late best friend's sister to "cope," and now his bride-to-be wants her in the wedding party. CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Petty Police (03:59) Scrolling (8:15) Homie Helpline (20:24) Coachella Breakdown (26:42) Don't You Know I'm Local (30:25) Play Ball Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Art decide if he should "check" his recently single 61-year-old father for leaving heart-eye emojis on his girlfriend's bikini photos. The crew also break down Young Thug’s bizarre university metaphor involving a cow, a bird, and a cat that somehow explains the cold reality of street loyalty and "silent" success. [Edited by @iamdyre 📇] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Artemis 2 moon mission (3:07) Rap Sheet: Drake's 8-minute literature voice notes (6:05) Petty Police: Gucci Mane's diss track and robbery details (10:36) Scrolling: Struggling live acapella performance goes viral (13:25) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:35) Homie Helpline: Art's dad thirsty bikini comments (34:37) Six Flags Tickets! (38:12) Chisme: Diddy's first amendment legal defense (40:01) Rap Sheet: Young Thug's "bird and cow poop" life metaphor (43:57) Money Moves: Making millions in GTA 6 (46:31) Studious Foo: Why falling in public makes you more likeable (49:39) Play Ball: Drafted singles dating night at Dodger Stadium (51:37) Interview with SEIU Local 99 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We’re breaking down the ultimate boundary-crosser: Art’s dad leaving heart-eye emojis on his girl’s bikini pics! 😱 The squad debates Diddy’s wild legal defense of his “freakoffs” and Amerie’s viral singing struggle that has everyone trying the "One Thing" challenge. 🎤 Young Thug delivers a university lecture for the ages involving cow poop and birds that—believe it or not—actually makes a lot of sense. 🐄💩 We also dive into the million-dollar hustle of GTA 6 and a new study proving that falling on your face might actually be your new Rizz. ✨ CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS (00:02) Don't You Know I'm Local (03:00) Scrolling (06:00) Homie Helpline (16:06) Chisme (18:01) Rap Sheet (21:21) Money Moves (23:55) Studious Foo   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏜️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire (4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish (8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam (10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim (12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song (15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella (41:00) Six Flags Tickets! (47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food (51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride (54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check (57:03) Eminem Challenge (1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event (1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 😤 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” kicks off with a wild disgruntled employee situation in Ontario. 😳 Nikki Glaser has the internet debating after revealing she’s okay with her man cheating—and even likes it. 🎡 A viral Chuck E. Cheese clip has kids (and adults) acting different. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets real as Liz debates ditching her little brother to fully enjoy Coachella. 💔 Cardi B might be spinning the block again, and fans are watching closely. 💸 Plus, Californians are getting called out for being the worst tippers. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local (04:16) Chismation (07:54) Scrolling (10:10) The Weather with Concrete Storm (11:42) Homie Helpline (22:44) Chismation (25:53) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew dives into a suspicious Homie Helpline for Chloe, who discovered her real estate agent boyfriend has a Batman phone with a contact saved as "Don't Answer". Between relationship interventions, the squad debates if Cardi B’s grandmother was actually possessed or just medical-condition-human and roasts 50 Cent’s massive $75 million Hulu docuseries deal. [Edited by @iamdyre 📲] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Southwest banning multiple lithium chargers (2:48) Chisme: Cardi B's possessed grandma lie (7:29) Rap Sheet: 50 Cent's $75M Hulu documentary (9:43) Petty Police: CM Punk roasts WWE corporate (14:24) Scrolling: Scaring toddlers with "Jessica" name (17:59) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:15) Homie Helpline: The secret Batman phone drama (40:29) Six Flags Tickets! (46:01) Don't You Know I'm Local: Human skull found during easter (48:58) Chisme: Karol G's topless Playboy art (51:50) Rap Sheet: Offset's Florida shooing snitch rumors (54:26) Money Moves: J Cole's Chinese basketball stint (56:45) Studious Foo: Matching heart rates for friends (1:03:19) Play Ball: Canelo heads to university Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🤯 Cardi B reveals a wild lie she believed growing up, and it gets the room sharing their own stories. ♟️ Petty Police delivers elite-level petty that proves some people are just built different. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets intense as Chloe finds a second phone with a suspicious contact—now it’s shady vs insecure. 💀 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes a dark turn after a human skull is found during an Easter egg hunt. 💃 Sofía Vergara inspires Karol G in a bold “girl power” moment that has everyone talking. 🎤 And the latest on Offset and Lil Tjay keeps the rap world on edge. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Chismation (04:35) Petty Police (09:24) Homie Helpline (20:43) Don’t You Know I’m Local (23:33) Chismation (26:23) Rapsheet Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Between the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes (3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap (7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits (10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions (14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness" (18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama (44:50) Six Flags Tickets! (49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs". (52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama (56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued (58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors (1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu" (1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🚨 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” highlights a wild sheriff moment that has people side-eyeing authority. 😤 Lamar Odom fires back at Khloé, calling her out over claims involving his dad. 📱 Instagram might be exposing the lurkers with a new subscription feature that shows deeper analytics. 🌌 A viral astronaut video has flat earthers getting checked in real time. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Ashley deals with a toxic mother-in-law and a partner who won’t step up. 💰 Getting paid to do nothing sounds fake—but it might be real. 🤒 And yes, “man flu” might actually be backed by science. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local (03:12) Chismation (07:39) Petty Police (12:23) Scrolling (14:48) Homie Helpline (20:08) Money Moves (22:40) Studious Foo Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad stages a "frozen" Homie Helpline for Derek, whose mom cancelled his sister’s 16th birthday party to drop the budget on a $2,000 "Jenny 69" full-face Botox and filler combo. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down a wild "Bull Nelson" altercation between J. Cole and Diddy that reportedly ended abruptly due to a leather thong sighting. [Edited by @iamdyre 💉] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Cemetery identity theft in Paris, California (3:23) Chisme: Deadpool choreographer sues Sony over NSYNC dance (6:09) Rap Sheet: Cardi B tells fans not to "bully" BIA (7:58) Petty Police: Magnus Carlson snitches on opponent for a selfie (10:58) Scrolling: Gen Z "Dominican Sisters" viral Michigan nun podcast (15:11) The Weather W/ Concrete! (16:42) Monday Mashup (19:31) Homie Helpline: Mom cancels 16th birthday for botox/fillers (35:58) Six Flags Tix! (38:12) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whitney High School in Cerritos rankings (41:37) Chisme: Savannah Guthrie's missing mom update (46:45) Rap Sheet: J. Cole vs Diddy leather thong fight theory (53:18) Money Moves: The empty egg bunny station strategy (58:51) Studious Foo: Women dreaming of cheating partners vs. reality (1:02:01) Play Ball: Vic jinxes Luka Dončić and Austin Reeves Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 😡 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” dives into a crazy funeral theft situation that has everyone heated. 🤦‍♂️ Deadpool and Fortnite catch heat over an *NSYNC dance, all thanks to one major hater move. 🎤 Cardi B surprisingly calls for peace, telling fans to back off BIA. ♟️ Petty Police reminds us pettiness is a strategy, not a reaction. 📱 Viral sisters take over the timeline with a whole new vibe, while 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets deep as Derek debates saving his sister’s birthday after their mom spent the money on Botox instead. 🏫 Plus, a local school in Cerritos is being called one of the best, and 🎤 J. Cole vs TDE chatter starts heating up. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local (03:13) Chismation (06:00) Rapsheet (07:49) Petty Police (10:48) Scrolling (15:01) The Weather with Concrete Storm (16:31) Homie Helpline (21:24) Don’t You Know I’m Local (24:58) Rapsheet Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Tanya, who discovered her fiancé is spending $500 per paycheck on "freaky Zoom calls" and webcam models just as she found out she’s pregnant. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts a Backstreet Boy for his beachside slur controversy and investigates Donald Trump’s proposal to rename the NFL to "Silly Deep Balls". [Edited by @iamdyre ✋] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Coyote attacks in Carson driveway (4:17) Chisme: Backstreet Boy's Florida beach beef (8:59) Rap Sheet: Pooh Shiesty robs Gucci Mane (12:30) Petty Police: Neighbor roasts the apartment shooter (16:12) Scrolling: Teacher's fake McDonald's lunch prank (20:21) Homie Helpline: Fiancé's secret webcam model addiction (59:41) Six Flags Tickets! (1:06:11) Rap Sheet: Roasting Jelly Roll's soccer song (1:10:18) Studious Foo: Why Germans invented Easter Bunnies (1:12:52) Play Ball: Trump's plan to rename football Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🐺 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” shifts from bears to coyotes as the real street menace. 😬 A Backstreet Boys member gets exposed after a messy public argument that has everyone talking. 🏡 Petty neighbor drama reaches new levels you didn’t think were possible. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets wild as Tanya deals with cheating… while hiding a secret of her own. 🎟️ Good Friday turns chaotic with games, callers, and Magic Mountain tickets on the line. 🐰 Vic breaks down the real meaning behind Easter traditions, and 🏈 Trump has NFL fans heated with a take nobody asked for. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local (04:11) Chismation (08:46) Petty Police (12:25) Homie Helpline (22:40) Good Friday (30:56) Studious Foo (33:28) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Eddie decide if he should "sample" a Christian baptism like a Costco sausage or stick to his Catholic roots to save his engagement. Between the theological debates, they roast Kanye West for stopping his So-Fi show because the "spinning world" visuals were moving too fast and the stage lights looked too much like a "corny" Vegas disco. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌍] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Over $500k in stolen "Cadillac" converters (3:54) Chisme: A wild story about injected sperm and restrooms (6:55) Petty Police: Kanye West orders the world to spin slower (11:48) Scrolling: Concrete's fake "Chairman" movie and April Fool's pranks (16:39) The Weather W/ Concrete! (18:38) Homie Helpline: Eddie's convert or break up baptism ultimatum (52:28) Knott's Berry Farm Tickets! (57:17) Don't You Know I'm Local: Vic's car gets sideswiped for the third time (1:00:39) Chisme: Becky G confirms butterflies for her cheating partner (1:05:42) Money Moves: Paying $8 for plastic bottles made of gasoline (1:07:59) Studious Foo: Men admit to lying about being "on the way" (1:12:49) Play Ball: Puka Nacua's rehab stay and "pooky" pipe rumors Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🎤 Ye can’t have a show without some petty chaos, and this one delivers. 🤡 April Fools’ Day completely backfires as social media floods timelines with fake stories people actually believed. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets real as Eddie faces an ultimatum—get baptized or lose his fiancée. 💔 Becky G finally addresses her relationship and confirms she’s giving her cheating fiancé another chance. 🧠 A study breaks down why men lie when their masculinity is tested, and it gets a little too real. 🏈 Plus, Puka Nacua’s unexpected rehab situation has fans trying to figure out what’s really going on. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Petty Police (05:23) Scrolling (09:43) Homie Helpline (25:14) Chismation (30:17) Studious Foo (35:03) Sports Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad helps a "mouth-breather" from New Jersey decide if he should risk a "fistfight on sight" with his snitch cousin at their best friend's funeral. Between the family drama, the crew investigate Will Ferrell's new career selling thrifted ukuleles and why Tiger Woods is pleading not guilty despite having pills in his pocket. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐭] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Rose Bowl flea market (3:46) Chisme: Tiger Woods' latest DUI accident (7:21) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's employee firing resolution (9:44) Petty Police: Angry judge kicks out IT guy (12:41) Scrolling: AI gives Mona Lisa a voice (16:31) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:08) Homie Helpline: Jersey funeral brawl with "rat" cousin (46:01) Six Flags Tix! (49:56) Don't You Know I'm Local: World Cup update (53:58) Chisme: Lamar Odom documentary (1:02:57) Money Moves: Costco Easter: The $140 10-pound chocolate bunny (1:06:14) Studious Foo: April Fool's Gregorian calendar origin (1:10:10) Play Ball: 49ers hired Bill Nye for injuries Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 🏈 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” reveals the easiest way to casually run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl. 🐯 Tiger Woods gives a major update following his accident, and people are locked in. ⚖️ Judges are apparently “petty maxxing,” and skipping court might cost you way more than you think. 🤖 AI goes too far again—this time turning the Mona Lisa into a viral thirst trap. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the latest weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline tackles a tough situation involving family beef and a funeral. 💔 Khloé Kardashian admits she punched Lamar Odom, while 🍫 a massive chocolate Easter bunny has people emotional (and needing a hammer). CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Where to run into Will Ferrell at the Rose Bowl (03:39) Chismation: Tiger Woods breaks silence after accident (07:14) Petty Police: Judges are not playing—court consequences get real (10:09) Scrolling: AI Mona Lisa goes viral as a thirst trap (13:59) The Weather with Concrete Storm (16:34) Homie Helpline: Man debates attending funeral amid family beef (25:26) Chismation: Khloé Kardashian admits hitting Lamar Odom (34:25) Money Moves: Giant chocolate bunny has people stressed Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad stages a massive intervention for Lester, a government worker who planned a 16-room bachelor party in Colombia before even proposing to his fiancé. Between the relationship drama, the "studious fools" roast the Armenian homies from Glendale who got caught wearing a light brown bear suit to vandalize a Rolls-Royce for insurance money. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏠] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Armenian homies in bear suits (3:25) Chisme: Kris Jenner's Chinese luck face (5:20) Rap Sheet: Cardi B's Texas lawsuit dismissed (8:41) Petty Police: Biggie's deathbed apology to Escape (11:57) Scrolling: Boleros with attitude goes viral (15:29) The Weather W/ Concrete! (17:27) Homie Helpline: Lester's Colombia bachelor trip (36:14) Six Flags Tickets! (41:13) Remembering Nipsey Hussle (42:37) Don't You Know I'm Local: Adult novelty candy recall news (46:28) Chisme: Beauty queen's teeth fall out (51:47) Worst Weekend: Greg's $220 dinner (56:25) Money Moves: 75 cheap date spots list (1:03:26) Studious Foo: Tacos are healthier than granola Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” questions why LA keeps showing up in full bear mode. 🍀 Kris Jenner somehow becomes a good luck charm in China, and it’s as random as it sounds. 🙏 A surprising story reveals Biggie spent his final night apologizing, showing a different side of the legend. 🎥 One viral moment proves making content can literally change your life overnight—this is your sign. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tricky as Lester hides a Colombia bachelor party from his fiancée. 😬 And a Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for all the wrong reasons—from wild performances to teeth falling out on stage. 💰CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local: LA’s ongoing obsession with dressing like bears (03:17) Chismation: Kris Jenner becomes a good luck symbol in China (08:34) Petty Police: Biggie’s final night apology story (11:48) Scrolling: Viral moment proves why you should make content (15:28) Homie Helpline: Man hiding Colombia bachelor party from fiancée (24:33) Chismation: Thailand beauty pageant goes viral for chaotic moments (28:41) Money Moves: LA Times list of things to do in LA Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack. [Edited by @iamdyre 📅] Chapters (00:00) Chivas! (1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost (7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport (9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard (42:46) Happy Holy Week! (43:56) Six Flags Tickets! (50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup (52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment (56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song (1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food (1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child (1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew stages an intervention for Melissa, whose mom is trying to hijack her baby shower guest list while complaining about the "exhausting" task of making ham sandwiches. Between the family drama, the crew roasts the Michigan woman who tried to gaslight a judge during a virtual hearing and investigates why Kim Kardashian is auctioning off her provocative "lawyer outfits" to fund legal services. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Low rider license plate bill (3:54) Chisme: Tiny responds to 50 Cent (6:38) Rap Sheet: J Cole's tight jeans rejection (9:55) Petty Police: Virtual court driving gaslighter (14:01) Scrolling with the Homies: Chinese dogs "in heat"  (18:05) The Weather W/ Concrete! (19:33) Homie Helpline: Melissa's stingy mom drama (1:00:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: humans raising cubs in suits (1:04:18) Chisme: Ray J's $6 million settlement (1:06:52) Money Moves: Kim Kardashian (1:10:42) Studious Foo: Cold weather heart disease risk (1:12:28) Play Ball: Ohtani's $4,000 Seiko watch gifts   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎤 The crew reacts to the idea that J. Cole could’ve been part of G-Unit and how different hip-hop might look today. ⚖️ A judge proves you can’t out-petty the system in a hilarious but brutal moment. 📱 We break down how fake “good news” stories keep going viral because people want something positive so bad. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets tense as Melissa considers uninviting her own mom from her baby shower. 🐻 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” delivers a surprisingly sad bear situation that hits the feels. 💰 And Kim K is being called generous… but let’s be real, who’s actually wearing that outfit?CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:00) Rapsheet: J. Cole almost joined G-Unit (03:06) Petty Police: Judge shuts down petty behavior instantly (07:12) Scrolling: Fake good news stories going viral (11:15) Homie Helpline: Woman wants to uninvite mom from baby shower (25:10) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sad situation involving local bears (28:34) Money Moves: Kim K’s wild outfit has people questioning everything Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🤖 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes us to Whittier, where the robots are apparently… not it. 😬 Things get awkward as Howie Mandel snaps during a tense moment, proving nobody likes being called old. 🎬 A mystery movie teaser has the crew hyped—especially since one of their own might be the star. 🌦️ Concrete Storm checks in with the weather before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets messy with a friend making a very bold weekend request. 😳 Shaq clears the air on his viral DMs, while 💰 Meta and YouTube might finally have to pay up. 🧠 Plus, a simple word that could actually help calm your anxiety.CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Whittier’s questionable robot situation (04:42) Petty Police: Don’t call old people old—awkward TV moment (08:05) Scrolling: New movie buzz and a surprise star in the room (10:42) The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 26th forecast (12:06) Homie Helpline: Friend makes a bold and messy relationship request (20:50) Chismation: Shaq addresses viral DMs to Sabrina Carpenter (25:27) Money Moves: Meta and YouTube facing major payouts (29:29) Studious Foo: The one word that could ease anxiety Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline where a friendship is evolving "like a Pokémon" into a threesome invitation, leading the crew to debate the rules of being a unicorn. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Shaq for his supposedly "AI-generated" leaked DMs to Sabrina Carpenter and investigates why Whittier is using "Wall-E" robots to scan for sidewalk cracks. [Edited by @iamdyre 👁️] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whittier's sidewalk scanning robots (4:48) Chisme: Cardi B's booty reduction backpedal (7:45) Petty Police: Howie Mandel's grumpy 70th birthday (11:12) Scrolling: Concrete's 'Chairman' movie trailer debut (13:48) The Weather W/ Concrete! (15:13) Elysian Park W/ Greg! (17:07) Homie Helpline: Tammy's friendship-to-threesome dilemma (43:24) Elysian Park update (53:40) Ye Tix! (55:12) Chisme: Shaq's freaky Sabrina Carpenter DM's (59:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: Greg @ Elysian Park (1:02:30) Money Moves: app addiction (1:06:31) Studious Foo: texting "okie" to calm anxiety (1:09:41) Play Ball: Luka breaks Kobe's Laker records Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🐀 Things get real local as sewer rats make headlines and have people shook. 🤡 The Rock goes from superstar to meme real quick after the internet tears into his Moana look. 🐕 PETA gets petty with Young Thug, sparking reactions across socials. 🍺 Greg goes OFF with a wild take about women drinking beer that has everyone arguing. 📞 The Homie Helpline tackles a dad stressed about his daughter turning up in Rosarito, plus 🤠 Hannah Montana fans finally get their drink—and immediately regret it. 🎤 J. Cole opens up about “Like That,” while 👴 older folks are out here living like kids again. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Sewer rats causing chaos in the streets (04:04) Chismation: The Rock gets roasted over viral Moana look (08:13) Petty Police: PETA calls out Young Thug in petty fashion (11:42) Scrolling: Greg’s wild take on women drinking beer sparks debate (16:36) Homie Helpline: Dad worried about daughter partying in Rosarito (24:34) Chismation: Hannah Montana drink leaves fans disappointed (27:41) Rapsheet: J. Cole reacts to “Like That” moment (35:22) Studious Foo: Older generation embracing kid-like trends Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground (4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana (08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement (11:30) Coffee Talk (12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug (15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video (20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete! (22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama (42:50) Shoutout Medical Students! (44:57) Knott's Tickets! (52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail (56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss (58:56) Ye Tickets! (59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule (1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time (1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar" Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES: 💔 The crew dives into the messy rumors surrounding Ryan Garcia’s relationship, with social media pointing fingers and dropping names. 🔫 A shocking Petty Police story involving a cornhole player takes a dark turn you won’t see coming. 🤖 We break down how innocent AI fruit videos somehow evolved into dramatic, cheating-filled storylines. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets spicy as Veronica calls out her cousin for dodging debt while living her best Coachella life. 🧾 A DTLA brunch turns violent over a bill, plus wild new ideas on how to fund your wedding using… other people’s money. 💸 CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: (00:00) Chismation: Ryan Garcia drama — internet detectives expose cheating rumors (04:29) Petty Police: Cornhole player involved in fatal shooting (09:04) Scrolling: AI fruit videos go from wholesome to cheating chaos (12:11) Homie Helpline: Cousin owes money but shows up Coachella ready (19:25) Don’t You Know I’m Local: New bill proposal sparks rare agreement (23:57) Chismation: Lil Wayne almost tied to Beyoncé’s family (26:57) Greg sounds off on the Girl Scouts (30:55) Money Moves: DTLA brunch stabbing over a bill (38:03) Studious Foo: How to fund your wedding using OPM Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(Full Episode) The squad attempts to mediate a "disrespectful" Homie Helpline for Veronica, whose cousin is ghosting a $2,500 Coachella debt while simultaneously posting her festival "fits" and begging for her wristband. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Ryan Garcia’s viral claims of an ugly artist home-wrecker and the "petty" case of a quadruple amputee cornhole champion who allegedly shot his homie while driving a Tesla. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA Marathon 'mile 18' finishers (3:07) Chisme: Ryan Garcia’s "ugly artist" cheating drama (7:40) Rap Sheet: The Game’s $4,000 verse payment plan (11:15) Petty Police: Quadruple amputee "cornhole killer" news (15:51) Scrolling: AI videos of cheating fruit "Strawberto" (18:59) The Weather W/ Concrete! (21:42) Homie Helpline: Veronica’s $2,500 Coachella cousin debt (29:26) Knott's Berry Farm Tickets (37:53) Don't You Know I'm Local: CA high schools require finance classes (42:24) Chisme: Lil Wayne’s secret dating history with Solange (45:24) Rap Sheet: Kendrick vs. Drake Super Bowl conspiracy (49:21) Ye Ticket Giveaway (51:27) Cookie Crisis: Girl Scout cookie drought and dupes (55:02) Money Moves: Stabbing over a DTLA soul music bill (1:02:10) Studious Foo: Brand-sponsored weddings and caskets (1:06:14) Play Ball: $72 bone marrow tacos at Dodger Stadium Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / SHOW NOTES 🚨 The episode kicks off with newly released Justin Timberlake footage that he definitely didn’t want out, including multiple moments from his arrest and aftermath. 🦁 In Petty Police, a comedian is facing serious legal trouble after joking about The Lion King. 📱 A viral warning about a popular tracking app has people rethinking their privacy after claims it could land you in serious trouble. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Brian is stuck between loyalty to his best friend and helping his homie’s ex. 💃 The Pussycat Dolls reunion takes a dramatic turn, and the excitement quickly gets overshadowed by internal issues. 💉 Finally, a wild Money Moves story has people choosing between botox and Plan B… or both. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Chismation: Justin Timberlake bodycam footage released (04:07) Petty Police: Lion King joke leads to lawsuit (08:27) Scrolling with the Homies: Strava app warning goes viral (12:15) Homie Helpline: Brian caught between loyalty and temptation (17:31) Chismation: Pussycat Dolls reunion drama (22:31) Money Moves: Botox and Plan B business goes viral Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to decide if Brian should stay loyal to his homie or donate to a cheating ex-girlfriend currently "locked up overseas" in a Turkish prison. They also roast the "career-altering" footage of Justin Timberlake claiming he was on a "world tour" during his DWI arrest and investigate why robots are entering "tweaker mode" in local restaurants. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦃] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dancing robots in tweaker mode (3:05) Chisme: Justin Timberlake DWI footage (7:15) Rap Sheet: French Montana leaks and producer drama (9:13) Petty Police: Lion King lyric translation lawsuit (13:40) Scrolling: Soldier leaks secret Navy location (17:28) The Weather: Rhyming reports for local cities (19:24) Homie Helpline: Turkish prison GoFundMe dilemma (28:30) Knott's Tickets! (30:50) Don't You Know I'm Local: Fluffy and Jo Koy recap (35:14) Chisme: Pussycat Dolls reunion drama (40:13) Monday Mashup (44:53) Ye Tickets! (49:26) Rap Sheet: J Cole's elite apology skills (53:04) Money Moves: Botox pop-ups from Planned Parenthood (56:54) Studious Foo: Marijuana's impact on mental health (1:00:35) Play Ball: Spurs grandma goes viral Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew stage a massive intervention for a three-time caller named Junior, who is currently battling "post ___ clarity" guilt after using a "rhino" pill to hook up with his ex while his toddler was in the other room. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Tom Brady for bullying NFL players' moms and investigates why The Game is using vending machine codes to slide into women's DMs. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛸] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Blondie the bear's community tragedy (4:35) Chisme: Latto's pregnancy with 21 Savage (8:35) Rap Sheet: The Game's vending machine DMs (11:51) Petty Police: Ryan Garcia vs. Jose Benavidez (16:44) Scrolling: Montoya 2.0 crashes out live (20:50) The Weather: Heatwave weather report (22:26) Lakewood Mall Paletas (23:31) Homie Helpline: Junior's messy baby mama hookup (59:53) Chisme: Bieber and Usher's afterparty beef (1:03:58) Don't You Know I'm Local: Renaming Cesar Chavez holiday (1:10:26) Play Ball: Tom Brady's flag football roast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / SHOW NOTES 🐻 The crew starts with a heartfelt community walk for Goldie the bear. 🤰 Then, major buzz hits as rumors swirl about Latto being pregnant. 🥊 Ryan Garcia lands in Petty Police for trying to cover his tracks. 📺 A new Temptation Island Spain moment goes viral with a guy watching his girl cheat in real time—Montoya 2.0 is here. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Junior calls back AGAIN after sleeping with his ex and now wants to confess to his current girl. 😳 Plus, things get messy between Justin Bieber and Usher after an alleged run-in at an Oscars after-party—right in front of Beyoncé. 🌾 Finally, updates on Cesar Chavez-related name changes spark conversation across California. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Community walk for Goldie the bear (04:28) Chismation: Latto pregnancy rumors (08:22) Petty Police: Ryan Garcia pettiness (13:25) Scrolling with the Homies: Temptation Island “Montoya 2.0” moment (17:27) Homie Helpline: Junior calls back after sleeping with his ex (27:50) Chismation: Bieber vs Usher drama (31:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Cesar Chavez naming updates Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Fern, who is attempting a strict one-year trial run with his baby mama while the crew debates if "revenge P" is a crime or a lifestyle choice. The "studious fools" also celebrate Afroman turning his legal bad times into catchy music videos and investigate a woman who dumpster-dived for 900 feet of a wavy, "jacked-up" Oscar red carpet. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧪] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Dumpster diving for Oscar carpets (3:51) Chisme: Ray J vs 90s rappers (9:04) Petty Police: Afroman wins freedom of speech (14:06) Scrolling: WWE style Spanish church translator (16:31) The Weather: Concrete's rhyming local city report (17:42) Homie Helpline: Fern's year-long family trial (41:57) Chisme: Dolores Huerta's serious abuse allegations (55:53) Ye tix! (58:21) Rap Sheet: Rick Ross sues Remy Ma (1:01:17) Studious Foo: Surviving extreme unlivable summer heat (1:02:49) Play Ball: WNBA raises and basketball layups Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / SHOW NOTES 🎬 The crew kicks things off with a look at the Oscars red carpet and standout moments. 😤 Ray J jumps into the drama surrounding Brandy’s past and calls out multiple names, taking things to another level. 😂 A viral pastor and his yelling translator have the internet locked in like it’s a WWE match. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Fern returns with an update after testing the waters playing house with his baby momma before their trip. ✊🏽 Plus, Dolores Huerta speaks out after decades, as new allegations surrounding Cesar Chavez spark serious conversation about his legacy. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Oscars red carpet highlights (03:38) Chismation: Ray J responds to Mase & Shyne drama (08:42) Scrolling with the Homies: Viral pastor & translator moment (11:07) Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 19th, 2026 (12:06) Homie Helpline: Fern’s baby momma vacation update (21:26) Chismation: Dolores Huerta speaks out after 60 years Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Description / SHOW NOTES 🤖 This episode kicks off with a wild look at how tech has evolved from Pokémon GO to delivery robots failing in real life. 🎤 LaRussell sparks controversy with a track that has people questioning his judgment. 👀 Pop stars get petty online, and one viral “demure and mindful” trend takes a serious and unexpected turn. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Azalea calls in about her suegra causing chaos at home. 💋 Finally, new tea drops on the Coldplay kiss cam scandal with Oprah getting the inside scoop. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:01) Don’t You Know I’m Local: From Pokémon GO to delivery robot fails (03:41) Rap Sheet: LaRussell controversy (08:24) Petty Police: Pop star social media drama (12:59) Scrolling with the Homies: “Demure” trend goes wrong (15:40) Weather: Wednesday March 18th, 2026 (16:44) Homie Helpline: Azalea vs her suegra (25:57) Chismation: Coldplay kiss cam scandal update Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Aalia navigate a "suegra" who pays rent in trash bags but has the audacity to "side-eye" Aalia’s Amazon packages while wearing her stolen bedsheets. The "studious fools" also investigate how your 2016 Pokémon Go obsession accidentally helped train robot delivery drones to map out the inside of your restroom. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Delivery robots stuck in floods (3:51) Chisme: Mace, Shyne, and Brandy (7:37) Rap Sheet: La Russell's controversy (12:20) Petty Police: Bruno Mars likes Taylor shade (16:59) Scrolling: Very demure influencers viral struggles (19:43) The Weather W/ Concrete: heatwave! (20:48) Homie Helpline: Suegra steals $200 perfume (50:06) Don't You Know I'm Local: Supporting SEIU school worker rally (54:03) Chisme: Coldplay jumbotron cheating scandal interview (1:01:01) Ye tickets! (1:07:14) Emo baddie (1:08:09) Studious Foo: Teens check phones 64 times (1:10:03) Play Ball: USA loses world baseball classic Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "studious fools" navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Nina, whose baby daddy is skipping their daughter’s Sweet 16 because his sancha-turned-girlfriend feels "disrespected" by the family invitation. The crew also roasts Kevin Hart’s terrifying new Vegas wax figure that looks more like a "botched" King Bach or a young Cuba Gooding Jr. than the actual comedian. Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Jurassic Park eras soft launch (3:41) Chisme: Kevin Hart's botched wax figure (6:58) Rap Sheet: Snoop Dogg's failed trademark attempt (9:49) Petty Police: Dolphins kidnap man for construction (15:32) Weather: heatwave! (20:20) Homie Helpline: Baby daddy skips daughter's birthday (59:41) Finding coins in Lucky Charms (1:04:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: Waymo update (1:07:46) Chisme: Apple patents and AirPod tricks (1:11:41) Rap Sheet: Irish rappers (1:16:22) Money Moves: Plumbers making Lebron James money! (1:19:44) Studios Foo: Scientific study on personal luck (1:23:20) Play Ball: Dodger stadium naming rights!? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

😬 This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode starts with the internet piling on Kevin Hart after a viral moment involving his wife. 🐬 The crew then dives into a bizarre conspiracy claiming dolphins abducted a man and forced him to build a city underwater. ☎️ In Homie Helpline, Nina calls in after her baby daddy chooses his new girlfriend over going to their daughter’s Sweet 16. 🎧 The team also reacts to rumors that Apple could be putting cameras inside future earbuds. ⚾ Plus, a wild report suggesting Dodgers Stadium could be renamed “Uniqlo Field” has fans stressing about another iconic LA venue name disappearing. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Chismation: Kevin Hart internet backlash (03:13) Petty Police: Trump comments about Newsom (08:57) Scrolling with the Homies: The wild dolphin conspiracy story (12:27) Homie Helpline: Nina’s baby daddy skips daughter’s Sweet 16 (26:37) Chismation: Apple ear camera rumor (30:32) Studious Foo: Do people create their own luck? (34:08) Sports: Could Dodgers Stadium become “Uniqlo Field”? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gracie, a 40-year-old lunch lady who is terrified of starting over in communications but quickly finds herself debating the merits of breast implants versus a new hair color to jumpstart her career. The "studious fools" also roast Ice Cube for winning a Razzie Award for "Worst Actor" for a movie where his entire performance consisted of making an "angry face" at a computer screen while his son got kidnapped by aliens. Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Kobe's Mural (2:48) Chisme: Rihanna's Stalker (5:21) Rap Sheet: Ice Cube Razzie Award (9:46) Monday Mashup: TI and Walk It Out (12:27) Petty Police: Chalamet Avoids Steven Spielberg (15:51) Scrolling: Fake '90's Challenge Photos (21:05) The Weather: High Temperatures! (22:00) Homie Helpline: Career Advice for a 40-year-old Mother (44:33) Ticket Giveaway: Naming Award Shows for Tix (49:59) Don't You Know I'm Local: Tire Shop Fam Wins Oscar (52:29) Chisme: Michael B Jordan eats In-N-Out (58:39) Rap Sheet:  Fans predict Iceman release date (1:01:22) LAFC Game Recap (1:04:06) Money Moves: Santa Monica Beach House Rental (1:06:12) Studious Foo: Discussion on Polyamory (1:08:07) Play Ball: MJF roasts Vic on air (1:11:42) LA Unified guest speaker from SEIU 99 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

❄️ This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode covers Drake fans trying to crack a possible “Iceman” album release date hidden in his posts. 🎬 The crew also recaps the biggest moment from the 2026 Oscars, reacts to Ice Cube catching heat for a Razzie nomination, and breaks down the viral “Explain the 90s” trend. ☎️ Plus, Homie Helpline helps Gracie face a major life change at 40, and the team talks LAFC game chaos, a Barbie Dreamhouse rental, and a Studious Foo conversation about non-monogamous relationships. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Rap Sheet: Ice Cube named Worst Actor at the Razzies (04:27) Scrolling with the Homies: The viral “Explain the 90s” trend (09:36) Homie Helpline: Gracie fears starting a new career at 40 (20:27) Chismation: 2026 Oscars recap and shocking on-stage moment (26:37) Rap Sheet: Drake fans decode possible “Iceman” album clue (29:21) Vic and Angie recap their LAFC game adventure (32:08) Money Moves: You can rent the Barbie Dreamhouse (34:09) Studious Foo: Would you try a non-monogamous relationship? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🤯 This Brown Bag Mornings Highlights episode features Cam’ron going viral after admitting he once peed the bed as a grown man. 🎧 The crew also dives into Drake leak rumors and album speculation while covering Live Nation ticket drama, a viral celebrity breakup, Rosie’s Homie Helpline dilemma, and another chaotic round of Brown-Bag-N-Harmony. (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Chicken chicken chicken head moment (03:00) Chismation: Cam’ron admits he once peed the bed as an adult (08:02) Petty Police: Live Nation employees accused of overcharging fans (12:05) Scrolling with the Homies: Viral celebrity family breakup news (15:46) Homie Helpline: Rosie considers firing her brother (24:04) Brown-Bag-N-Harmony singing segment (25:23) Rap Sheet: Drake leak and album details Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎧 This episode of Brown Bag Mornings dives into Drake leak rumors and new album details while a famous rapper shocks fans by admitting he once peed the bed as a grown adult. 👀 The crew also breaks down Live Nation’s alleged ticket overcharging drama, a celebrity family breakup going viral online, and Rosie’s tough Homie Helpline decision about firing her brother. 🏀 Plus the show covers Oscars rule changes, Selena merchandise lawsuits, Gen Z leaving Instagram, and Dwight Howard’s retirement. CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS (00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local: Chicken chicken chicken head moment (02:59) Chismation: Cam’ron admits he once peed the bed as an adult (08:00) Petty Police: Live Nation employees accused of overcharging fans (12:03) Scrolling with the Homies: Viral celebrity family breakup news (15:44) Weather with Concrete Storm (17:21) Homie Helpline: Rosie considers firing her brother (34:44) Friday Chatter: In Vic’s Mouth? (35:53) Disneyland Tickets (39:44) Brown-Bag-N-Harmony singing segment (40:58) Rap Sheet: Drake leak and album details (47:23) Chismation: 2026 Oscars preview and rule changes (49:42) The crew debates E-Man’s basketball shooting skills (50:34) Money Moves: Shein sued over Selena merchandise (56:23) Hella Studious: Why Gen Z is leaving Instagram (58:44) Sports: Dwight Howard announces retirement Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚁 This episode of Brown Bag Mornings dives into Kelly Clarkson accusing American Idol of misleading her about her winning prize, and new rap drama involving 50 Cent and Papoose. 📱 The crew also reacts to a disturbing viral police car video involving two teenagers and helps Patty navigate a messy tax refund dispute in Homie Helpline. ⚾ Additional topics include celebrity gossip, hip-hop beef, viral internet moments, and Mexico’s elimination from the World Baseball Classic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🗣 Chismation: Kelly Clarkson says American Idol didn’t exactly keep it real about what she won after taking the crown. Now she’s calling them out and the internet is shocked. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: This is chilling. Two teens allegedly plotted to unalive another student, but the way they’re joking and laughing in the back of the police car is what’s sending this video viral. 🌦 The Weather with Concrete Storm: Thursday March 12th, 2026 forecast for the city. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Patty’s man wants half of her income tax refund… but refuses to share any of his money. Is that fair or foul? She needs advice. 🗣 Chismation: Who is Jessica Alba dating now?? After a wild night in Vegas, fans think she may have seriously upgraded her boyfriend. 👀 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📍 Don’t You Know I’m Local: Taxis might finally be winning again. A new change in the city has rideshare drivers stressing while cab drivers are probably celebrating. 🗣️ Chismation: Is Tyrese Gibson wrong for this? A viral video shows Tyrese committing a crime on camera… but if we’re being honest, a lot of people have probably done the exact same thing. 🚨 Petty Police: A woman receives a mysterious package from her ex’s mom… and what’s inside leaves everyone shocked. This scandalous suegra might have taken pettiness to another level. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The viral “lockscreen test.” What’s on your phone’s lockscreen might say everything about you — and we’re putting every dude in the room to the test to see who’s actually a real one. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Wednesday, March 11, 2026 forecast and what to expect around LA today. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Aiden’s mom just turned 50 and after his dad left her for a younger woman, she’s outside posting thirst traps online like an influencer. Now Aiden’s friends keep hyping her up and roasting him. Should he tell his mom to chill… or stay out of it? 🏀 Chismation: Did moving to LA ruin Luka Dončić’s life? The new Los Angeles Lakers star is dealing with serious personal drama involving a custody battle. 🎤 Rap Sheet: Hip-hop billionaires everywhere. Dr. Dre makes the billionaire list again and fans are debating who else could be next. 💰 Money Moves: A product going viral online that the crew says they would actually buy. 📚 Studious Foo: A new relationship study says 1 in 6 adults has a “backup person” they’d leave their partner for. Are people really planning their next relationship while still in one? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew reacts to bizarre items found in the LA Metro lost and found 🚇, Tyrese going viral for committing a common but questionable move on camera 🎥, and Bad Bunny surprising fans with a new twist on a familiar song 🎶. The show also dives into a Homie Helpline dilemma where Aiden wonders if he should confront his newly single mom about posting thirst traps online 📸. Plus: billionaire rap news 💰, Luka Dončić’s tough situation in Los Angeles 🏀, and a sports record tied to Kobe Bryant getting broken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "squatter" situation on the Homie Helpline for Ariana, whose boyfriend helped her move into her first solo apartment and then simply refused to leave, prompting Concrete to share how he "never left" his girl's house after her family prayed for his soul. The "studious fools" also lose their minds over Letty’s "hardcore" survival story from the LA Marathon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "Monday-worthy" Homie Helpline for Felicia, who moved to Cali for a man whose "junk don't function" due to a supposed prison riot injury, leading the squad to suspect it’s actually a case of "mental stops" and "unrealistic expectations". The Petty Police also go on a "sick one" as they roast the massive "trash bag" of drugs Dwight Howard's wife aired out on social media and debate why Timothée Chalamet is catching heat for hating on the "niche community" of opera and ballet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📍 Don’t You Know I’m Local: The craziest finish in LA Marathon history! Shoutout Letty, Humberto, the Power Street Team, and Jose Quintero from Cali 93.9. 🗣️ Chismation: Hollywood seems to be turning on Timothée Chalamet and the industry chatter is getting louder. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: One guy ran a full marathon on nothing but vibes — no real training, just hopes and dreams. Now the internet says we officially have no excuses. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Felicia’s man just got out of jail and now he’s having trouble in the bedroom. She needs help figuring out what to do next. ⚾ World Baseball Classic: Vic and the team breaks down the World Baseball Classic and Mexico’s huge 16–0 beatdown of Brazil. 🗣️ Chismation: Bia fires back at Megan Thee Stallion after a moment on Megan’s live sparked new rap drama. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Is everyone coming for 50 Cent now? The latest internet moment has fans debating. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" also analyze Vic’s delusional claim that Giannis Antetokounmpo is Lakers-bound because he spent four hours reading the NBA star's lips at a fancy restaurant. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐛] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎬 Don’t You Know I’m Local: The crew gets hyped about the new Fast & Furious ride coming to Universal Studios Hollywood and the fresh cars that were just revealed. 🗣️ Chismation: Khloé Kardashian once got a tramp stamp honoring her dad — do you have any tattoos you regret? 🚓 Petty Police: Beyoncé’s father walks out of an interview and throws subtle shade at Tina Knowles! 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The viral “1–10” game is taking over the internet — it sounds easy, but people are getting way too heated trying to play it. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Janet cheated on her man… with his twin sister. Should she confess or take that secret to the grave? 🗣️ Chismation: Nicki Minaj’s sister has Barbz heated after showing up to a Cardi B concert — family loyalty is being questioned. 🧠 Studious Foo: California dominates a new list of America’s deadliest highways — something drivers in the state should definitely know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a suegra showdown on the Homie Helpline, debating whether Joanna should step in after her mother-in-law scolded her daughter about her health just twenty minutes after she woke up from emergency surgery. The squad also investigates the "Jaylen Invasion" currently taking over 50% of the NBA and wonders if Lily Allen redefined petty by wearing a literal "receipt dress" that displayed her ex-husband’s alleged cheating expenses. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦷] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

📚 DYKIL: Ever see someone living a life so perfect it makes you ask “why is this never my life?” This viral moment has people wishing they had the same luck. 🗣️ Chismation: Would you let your mom pull up to your ex’s party? One situation online has people debating boundaries between family and exes. 🎶 Rap Sheet: One of the Ball brothers is getting roasted after a clip surfaced that has fans saying he’s sounding more like a “ball of garbage.” ☎️ Homie Helpline: Joana says her suegra is way too pushy and keeps crossing the line. Should she finally put her in her place or keep the peace in the family? 🗣️ Chismation: Kanye West allegedly scolded a handyman and the story has people saying… that sh*t really is cray. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Peso Pluma’s own homies appear to be putting his beef with JOP on blast — and fans are watching closely. 🧠 Hella Studious: A new conversation online claims Gen Z struggles to keep jobs — is it work culture changing or something deeper? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Robert, whose 72-year-old grandma just "sprung" a much younger girlfriend on the family and wants to bring her to the late grandpa’s 20th-anniversary memorial party. Between roasting Selena Gomez for kissing Benny Blanco’s "grounded" dirty feet and debating Jeremy Lin’s bold request for respectful body language from Kobe Bryant, the "studious" squad also calls out national sports hosts for stealing their viral Byron Scott interview without giving the show any credit. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🗣️ Chismation: What is Justin Timberlake trying to hide? The internet is zooming in and asking questions. 🚓 Petty Police: A new TMZ clip has everyone debating who was really out of line. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Robert doesn’t know how to handle finding out his granny is getting cracked by a woman. Is this his business… or does he stay out of it? 📚 DYKIL: “Zaddy” made the news — and the clip is going viral for all the right reasons. 🗣️ Chismation: Hilary Duff proves once again she might be the cutest celeb on the timeline. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "Level 10" Homie Helpline where a caller named Chris gets publicly blindsided by her secret wife of ten years after trying to complain about her "mistress" baby mama's ex-girlfriend. The "studious fools" also catch a case of the Petty Police as they roast Busta Rhymes for telling a fan she had a "big face" and investigate how Kylie Jenner’s custom Stormi world clothes ended up in a Goodwill bin. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍠] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🌕 DYKIL: Griffith Observatory livestreamed the total lunar eclipse — what does this cosmic shift mean for our espíritus? 🗣️ Chismation: “Discreet dating” is the new term trending… and if your partner knows about it, that might be a red flag. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Ooooh… Drake cheating? Allegations are flying and the timeline has fans investigating. 🚓 Petty Police: Don’t have a busted face around Busta Rhymes — the interaction that has everyone talking. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A TikToker hit the ultimate Goodwill come-up — possibly the greatest thrift find ever. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Tuesday, March 3rd weather update across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Krys says her baby daddy won’t stop entertaining his ex. This one gets wild — we’re helping her next. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Selena, whose 19-year-old sister's unemployed girlfriend has effectively "colonized" their mom's house with a hated cat and a free-access debit card. The "studious fools" also investigate Shia LaBeouf’s lifelong "on sight" grudge against Dodgers legend Mike Piazza and debate if Jim Carrey has been replaced by a clone who speaks fluent French and rocks a suspicious new widow's peak. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Lil Pump mocks J. Cole’s wife and walks out to his own music — is this trolling or just corny? 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Think peeing in a bottle is extreme? One athlete’s “when nature calls” routine has the internet shook. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Celina says her sister’s girlfriend moved into their mom’s house without permission, doesn’t work, and is spending all her sister’s money. How do you fix that without blowing up the family? 🗣️ Chismation: Can the real Jim Carrey please stand up? Fans swear he’s been cloned — and they say they have proof. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Diddy could reportedly be a star witness in the 2Pac murder trial — hip-hop history colliding in court. 🎂 Family Drama: Vic’s dad’s birthday situation sparks unexpected tension. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to stage an intervention for Josh, a self-proclaimed "Sancho with morals" who is caught in a two-year situationship with an engaged woman but draws the line at marriage. The "studious fools" also roast an LAPD officer caught skydiving while on disability and investigate the "scientific" claim that your favorite color might actually reveal you're a total psychopath. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚄] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🎙️ Ayoooo: Concrete said what to Greg?! 🚓 Petty Police: A Dodgers pitcher blames a butt infection on Dude Wipes — so now the internet says the wipes must be Dodgers fans. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: You’ve heard La Chona… but have you heard El Corrido de Punch the Monkey? The remix nobody asked for but everyone is playing. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Friday, February 27th weather update across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Josh has been a sancho for two years… now she’s engaged. Does he tell the fiancé the truth or stay quiet forever? 🗣️ Chismation: Imagine getting birthday wishes from your ex-fiancé… years after they sued you. 🎶 New Music Friday: Letty breaks down Bruno Mars’ new album 🧠 Hella Studious: Your favorite color might reveal something dark — could it mean you’re a psychopath? We break down what your color says about you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for "Susio" Pablo, who caught a case of the "itchy itchy" after sleeping with both his cheating ex and a new Instagram baddie in the same 24-hour window. The "studious fools" also sit down with Lakers legend Byron Scott, who explains why the Clippers are destined to be "losers" and reveals how he got the inside scoop on LeBron James leaving Cleveland before anyone else. [Edited by @iamdyre 😷] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz, who is convinced her stepdaughter stole her birth certificate so her "witchy" mother could cast a spell to make Liz's "uterus dry up". The vibes stay "hella studious" as the squad roasts a woman who tattooed the name of her AI boyfriend on her ribs, despite him being an "a-hole" with a fake Irish accent who only exists on her laptop. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧙 ♂️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Another Mariah moment — the internet is warning her not to fall for it again. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A new viral sound is taking over — the perfect phrase for when you’re definitely not ready to go home. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 25th weather update across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Liz says her husband’s ex was caught casting a spell in their yard, and now she thinks her stepdaughter took personal items for brujería. Is it paranoia or something deeper? 🗣️ Chismation: AI boyfriends are acting like real ones — jealous, controlling, and toxic. People are even emotionally attached. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans debate the next generation — who really are hip-hop’s new leaders? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Mandy, who is five months pregnant and working 40 hours a week while her unemployed baby daddy spends his parents' gas money on the "Blue App" and dreams of being a sushi chef. The "studious fools" also investigate Wiz Khalifa’s "beautiful bonding" tradition of punching his son 13 times in the stomach for his birthday and whether J-Lo is trying too hard to be a comedian using a teleprompter. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍥] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Randy Orton says he’d love to RKO Tom Brady after Brady called WWE “cute.” The internet immediately chose sides. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: J.Lo went full cringe on stage and Greg is not having it — the performance everyone keeps replaying for the wrong reasons. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Mandy works full-time while her unemployed baby daddy spent his last $50 on OnlyFans. Is this a relationship red flag or just dumb guy behavior? 🎶 Rap Sheet: “Lotus Flower Bomb” drama has fans arguing again — artists and egos are colliding. 💰 Money Moves: A viral workplace moment has everyone asking the same question… did this guy just get himself fired? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Leo, a man with "no game" trying to surprise his "FBI" girlfriend with a proposal despite her tracking his every move since he drunk-texted his boss's daughter. The "studious fools" also dive into the viral heartbreak of Punch the monkey in Japan and the skyrocketing resale price of his only friend: an IKEA orangutan plushie. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤗] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🥊 BoxTalk: AND THE NEW! A title shake-up has the fight world buzzing. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Abandoned, scared, clutching his plushie — the baby monkey that’s stealing hearts everywhere. Depending on how you saw the clip, did he get accepted… or pushed around first? ☎️ Homie Helpline: Leo wants to propose to his girlfriend — but she’s an FBI agent. He needs help disappearing for a day without raising suspicion. 🗣️ Chisme: Before ALS took his life, Eric Dane recorded one final message to his family. What he told his daughters is unforgettable. ✈️ TSA Talk: Is TSA PreCheck on the way out? Travelers are noticing changes. 💰 Money Moves: A new form of gambling is blowing up online — and it might be more addictive than you think. 🧠 Hella Studious: Want to get yolked? Experts say cut this one drink immediately if you’re serious about building muscle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Jim Jones allegedly breaking into his own studio — sometimes the real beef is with your own building. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: An Olympics reporter is going viral for his delivery — sounding exactly like sleep-deprived radio hosts at 2AM. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Friday, February 20th weather check across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Oscar cheated… now the side piece is threatening to expose everything. Should he confess before she does or stay quiet and gamble his relationship? 🎶 Rap Sheet: Kendrick Lamar reacts (very “ugh”) when Baby Keem comes up — fans reading deep into the energy. 🧠 Hella Studious: Want to know what heaven is like? We’ve got the inside scoop — and it might not be what you think. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to navigate a "well-done" Homie Helpline for Oscar, who has been maintaining a secret second relationship for three years and is now being blackmailed with Ring camera footage of his "furniture moving" sessions. The Petty Police also make a stop in New York to roast 50 Cent for obtaining surveillance footage of Jim Jones "horse-kicking" his own studio door during a very loud and very public eviction. [Edited by @iamdyre 😶] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Uncle Snoop is going viral for handing out chains… but fans think they might not be real. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: “Neo” the AI robot hits a cha-cha dance and now people are debating — would you trust a robot to clean your house while you relax? ☎️ Homie Helpline: Clarissa wants to make her baby daddy’s enemy the new stepdad to her kids. Is she moving on… or starting a war? 🏙️DYKIL: Some police departments are now using AI to answer 911 calls — helpful technology or a dangerous idea? 🗣️ Chisme: Boxing legend Julio César Chávez admits he cheated on his wife, but claims there was one line he refused to cross out of “respect.” 💰 Money Moves: Rihanna may be the billionaire, but A$AP Rocky says he’s the one paying the household bills — the internet is debating relationship finances now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "war-like" Homie Helpline for Clarissa, a mother of three who is considering dating her baby daddy’s direct rival just to "match his energy" and win their toxic breakup. The "studious fools" also investigate Steph Curry’s messy split from Under Armour—where the brand reportedly "stole" his followers—and react to boxing legend Julio Cesar Chavez's claim that he only cheated on his wife to "respect" her by not falling in love. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧢] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Julissa, who is catching "jump scares" because her grandma is using her deceased grandpa’s Facebook account to tell everyone she’s watching them from "up here". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast Shia LaBeouf for getting into a bar fight after being told to "go back and dig holes" and investigate the thirsty viral comments on the Burbank PD’s post featuring the "very handsome" Officer Parks. [Edited by @iamdyre 👻] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚨 Petty Police — an Olympic champion fires back at the haters. 📱 Scrolling — What if we told you… The Bible is actually full of chisme? ☀️ Weather — Wednesday, February 18th, 2026 forecast. ☎️ HHL — Julissa wants to block her dead grandpa’s Facebook account… is that wrong?! 🚔 DYKIL — A Burbank police officer is going viral and your girl might have a crush. 🎤 Chisme — Peso Pluma accidentally revealed the exact move he used to win his girlfriend… and yes, it might work for you too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: The internet crowns the pettiest Mexican in the NBA and fans are arguing if it’s hilarious or disrespectful. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: A local “community engagement” moment goes viral — someone in the city is actually bringing peace and unity. 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Tuesday, February 17th weather across SoCal. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Gerardo wants to date his barber… but her husband is in prison and still very present in her life. Is this romantic or dangerous? 🗣️ Chisme: Cardi B jumps online to defend her baby daddy and the comments instantly explode. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Rappers are turning Valentine’s Day into Bro-entines Day and guys everywhere are starting to celebrate friendship instead of romance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew attempts to stage an intervention for Gerardo, a 28-year-old who has never had a girlfriend and is currently "delusional" enough to believe his barber wants him to "save her" from her incarcerated husband just because she shared her cup size and took off a hoodie in his presence. The "studious fools" also investigate Kevin Durant’s alleged secret Twitter burner where he supposedly called Russell Westbrook a "triple double c*****e bear" and discuss the "airy" reviews of Brandy’s national anthem performance. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥤] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Antonio, who is ready to "stand on business" and keep a $240 payout after his girlfriend refused to pay her $10 entry fee, leading the squad to predict a very lonely Valentine’s Day for him. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad investigates why the Seattle Seahawks’ owner is technically a dead man while his sister runs the team for zero dollars, and reacts to Cardi B’s "pretty and petty" Twitter war with Homeland Security. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚚] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline for Ross, who is "down bad" after his ex-girlfriend booked a "self-care" trip to the "relationship grave" of Miami with her freshly divorced bestie for Valentine’s Day. The comedy stays "hella studious" as the squad roasts the hilarious AI-translated lyrics of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance and debates boxer Mario Barrios’ controversial claim that breakfast tacos are superior to burritos. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤍] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Cardi B fires back after getting attention from ICE and the internet immediately takes sides — was this justified or just messy? 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: Didn’t understand the Bad Bunny halftime show? Somebody translated it into English🤖🐰 ☎️ Homie Helpline: Ross might lose his girl this weekend over something she did… is this a dealbreaker or is he overreacting? We break it down with your calls. 💌 Valentine’s Poems: Listeners call in to read his original Valentine’s Day poem on-air for tickets — romantic or cringe? You decide. 🗣️ Chisme: Bad Bunny turned Valentine’s Day into his personal holiday of surprises… will he do it again this year? 🌹 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a "forceful removal" of a Homie Helpline for Areli, whose boyfriend of three years claims he needs dating apps to "fight his demons" and refuses to post her on social media because he's "uncertain of love". The "studious fools" also investigate the LAPD’s new $2.1 million drone program and debate if Russell Wilson is headed for the doghouse after struggling to choose between his Super Bowl ring and his wedding ring on Hot Ones. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌹] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: J. Cole finally responds after Cam’ron’s petty lawsuit — and hip-hop has opinions. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The internet is turning songs into opera. This new trend is going to have you clearing your throat and hitting those high notes! 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 12th weather update. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Areli’s man treats her amazing in person… but she found him on dating apps. Ignore it or take a break? 🗣️ Chisme: Ciara asked Russell Wilson one question that left him completely speechless. 💰 Money Moves: MrBeast may have accidentally left people missing out on a million-dollar opportunity. 🎓 Hella Studious: Younger people are choosing the gym over the bar — and the lifestyle shift is real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a legendary Homie Helpline where Randy is labeled a "greedy" fool for trying to ditch his sick, hard-working nurse girlfriend for a boys' night at an Ashanti concert. Then the "studious foos" also investigate the "creepy" news that Waymo self-driving cars are being remotely piloted by workers in the Philippines and debate why 35% of college kids are addicted to scrolling TikTok during intimacy. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍵] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Nate Dogg’s son is accusing Snoop Dogg of taking ownership of his father’s masters — hip-hop fans are split on who’s right. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The “Throat Goat” challenge is going viral and people are testing their skills online. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Randy is back! His girl is mad because he wants to go to a concert without her on Valentine’s Day — is he wrong or is she overreacting? 🗣️ Chisme: Olympic-level simp? An athlete used their medal moment to try winning back an ex. TEASE: Would you use your Olympic medal moment to try and win back your ex? 🎶 Rap Sheet: Brown Bag & DJ Greg C world premiere Concrete's brand-new song. 💰 Money Moves: The owner of the Seattle Seahawks is reportedly getting no money from the team — here’s why. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police / Rap Sheet: Ja Rule got pressed mid-flight and the internet is debating who was actually out of line. 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The kids are being annoying again — apparently “Chicken Banana” is the newest thing parents are about to regret hearing all day. TEASE: Think your kid’s annoying now? Wait till they discover Chicken Banana. 🌤️ Weather with Concrete Storm: Tuesday, February 10th 2026 SoCal forecast update. ☎️ Homie Helpline: Antonio’s girl made him put money down on a Super Bowl bet… now she wants the winnings. Whose money is it? We help him figure it out next! 🗣️ Chisme: Sisters share everything… but would you share an ex? A Kardashian-adjacent situation has people side-eyeing the family group chat. 🎶 Rap Sheet: Fans ask if J. Cole about to drop more music? 💰 Money Moves: Those Bad Bunny halftime “tree people” performers — how much money did they actually make? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Antonio should "stand on business" and keep a $240 prize from a square his girlfriend refused to pay for, or if he’s just cruising toward a lonely, solo Valentine’s Day. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes life of Bad Bunny’s "bush people," who were paid $18 an hour to dance in 40-pound grass suits while dodging rehearsals with a "Good Rabbit" stand-in. [Edited by @iamdyre 😆] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Bina decide if her "Honda Accord" of a boyfriend is a dependable keeper or if his refusal to buy Valentine's Day flowers is a sign she should find a man who will finally rub her "Tarzan feet". The "studious fools" also investigate a Garden Grove boba shop that got shut down for doubling as a strip club and recap why Bad Bunny’s "bush people" and tree dancers stole the Super Bowl spotlight. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏈] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Chris Brown wasted no time throwing shade after Bad Bunny’s halftime show — “they need me” 👀 📱 Scrolling with the Homies: The best, funniest, and dumbest Super Bowl commercials — the internet debates which ad actually won the night 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Monday, February 9th weather across SoCal — 70s coast to 80s desert ☎️ Homie Helpline: Brina loves her man but he’s not romantic at all. Valentine’s Day is coming… should she plan it herself or is that a red flag? 💔🌹 🗣️ Chisme: Cardi B & Stefon Diggs buzz after Super Bowl weekend 🎤 Super Bowl Recap: Bad Bunny halftime performance recap + reactions from fans and celebrities See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Does GloRilla owe her siblings now that she’s popping? Fans accuse a celeb of leaving family behind while she levels up 👀💰 🎶 Rap Sheet: Too Short ends up with a neck injury — and somehow Bad Bunny is to blame 😳🐰🚓 Petty Police: 50 Cent may have delivered the pettiest Super Bowl commercial of all time 🏈😈 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with Greg C: A sassy way to miss a free throw — plus the 3 words basketball players hate hearing because it makes them miss 🏀😬 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Friday, February 6th weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Fern’s vacation with his baby mama could cost him his new girlfriend 😬 Is it innocent co-parenting or a major red flag? 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Bad Bunny is taking 30 minutes on stage — and gets emotional talking about his mom. Fans are feeling all of it 🥹🐰 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline for Fern, who is planning a family vacation with his baby mama in one "big enough room" while his new girlfriend—who hasn't even met the ex—is left wondering if she’s just "collateral damage". The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast GloRilla’s sister for claiming the rapper doesn't help their parents despite a $500,000 gift, and investigate why 50 Cent is using a Door Dash commercial to troll his rivals with "ABCs" and "cheese puffs". [Edited by @iamdyre ☕] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they try to help Tiffany, who hid her six-year-old daughter from her mother-in-law for two years until her man’s "detective" ex-girlfriend decided to crash out and expose her DUI records. The "studious fools" also rank the top five most toxic Hispanic male names—congrats to the Fernando's for taking the crown—and investigate why a Lakers player tackled a mascot just to dodge the NBA trade deadline. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍝] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: You don’t sue Mariah Carey… Mariah sues you. The holiday hit accuser now faces a $1M demand 🎄⚖️ 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with Greg C: The world understood the assignment — everyone is learning Spanish for Bad Bunny 🇪🇸🐰 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Thursday, February 5th weather update across SoCal ☎️ Homie Helpline: Tiffany says her man’s psycho ex turned his mom against her — background checks, lies, and suegra drama. Should Tiffany confront his mom or let it go? 😬 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: We plan for death with paperwork… but do you have content ready for when you die? 📲⚰️ 🎶 Rap Sheet with Letty: Is it “Ladi-da-di-da” or “Da-di-da-di-da”? The internet debates again See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline for Smokey, a 6'2" reformed "Lexus borrower" who is trying to find love after a two-year stint in county but currently has less game than a "sassy" probation judge. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the 2028 LA Olympics for "city-fishing" the world by hosting soccer games in New York and investigate why Batman has to be on a subway before men will give up their seats for a pregnant lady. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦇] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: DDG vs Halle Bailey’s new man, Scott Bridgeway — the crew breaks down who’s really being petty 👀🔥 📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ Greg C: At what level do you snitch on your bestie? Loyalty is on the line and somebody might be folding NEXT 😬 🌤️ The Weather w/ Concrete Storm: Your Wednesday, February 4th weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Smokey is fresh out of jail with a good heart but no game. Can the crew help him shoot his shot with women? We got him 🎯 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: A wild case unfolding in real time — a well-known reporter’s mother is missing and police are asking the public for help 🧠 Hella Studious: Science says thank you, Batman 🦇 — Concrete breaks down what the research is really telling us Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and more or Listen to the FULL Episode 🎧🔥 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Jessica should "crash out" and expose her fiancé's secret sexting or if she’s just setting herself up to ruin a "friendly" co-parenting relationship over some "soft evidence". The vibes remain "hella studious" as the crew roasts the questionable physics of IKEA’s $5 half-meter hot dog and discusses the "creepy" rise of AI bots talking trash about humanity on their own secret social network. [Edited by @iamdyre 🌭] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Today’s Brown Bag Mornings is packed with messy debates, tech paranoia, and relationship drama 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police: Who’s really more petty? The crew debates whether guys should be changing diapers — or if some men are dodging daddy duties 👶😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies (DJ Greg C): AI is AI’ing — Will Smith warned us in I, Robot. Is AI officially taking over the world? 🤖😳 🌤️ Concrete Storm: Your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Jessica trusted her man’s baby mama… now she’s sexting her fiancé 😬 Should she snitch or stay out of it? The crew weighs in 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Could you really marry someone and still live separately? 👀💍 🎤 The Rap Sheet with Letty: WILL.I.AM says this could be the last Grammys with only humans in the room 👀🤖 💸 Money Moves: IKEA’s 20-inch hot dog is here — because why stop at one foot? 🌭😳 🧠 Studious Foo: Just three minutes of playing Tetris can help curb cravings for sex, alcohol, and food — science says 🎮🤯 Tap in for today’s laughs, debates, and real talk on Brown Bag Mornings 🎧🔥 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline where they tell 40-year-old Melanie to "close the store" after her long-term "friends with benefits" chose a boys' night at a Concrete comedy show over her. The "studious fools" also break down the high-stakes drama from the Grammys, including Donald Trump’s legal threats against Trevor Noah and the scientific "power pose" of manspreading on dating apps. [Edited by @iamdyre ☕] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Noah gets called out for being petty at the Grammys 🌤️ The Weather with Concrete Storm: Your Monday weather across SoCal ☎️ Homie Helpline: Melanie is almost 40 and tired of being a booty call. He’ll hook up but won’t take her out — cut him off or keep the benefits? The crew weighs in 🏆 Chismation with Angie : Bad Bunny at the Grammys 🎶 Rap Sheet: Grammy rap recap — Kendrick, Lefty, Kehlani See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a hilarious Homie Helpline for a stay-at-home dad whose "me time" involves wiggling his toes under a blanket while his kid is at daycare, leading the squad to suggest he just tell his family he’s out "fighting dragons". The "studious fools" also provide a space for solidarity during the nationwide protest, discussing the "wild and wrong" arrest of journalist Don Lemon and the importance of media acting as a megaphone for the truth. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫵] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew shows love and support for everyone who took part in the National Shutdown ✊ 🌪️ Concrete Storm has your daily weather update ☎️ Homie Helpline: Ulises is getting shamed for being a stay-at-home dad — even his own mom is coming for him. Should he go back to work, or stay home in his robe all day? The crew weighs in 👨 👦🛋️ 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete shares the best places to hide from your family when you need a break 😅 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police: Siblings take petty to a whole new level 📱 Scrolling with the Homies with DJ Greg C: A single queen sparks a trend by going intimacy-free — if she can stay celibate for five months, do the rest of us have excuses? 👀 ❤️ Homie Helpline: Griselda and her man are moving in together… but now he wants her to pay half. Is it fair — or a red flag? 🚩 🗣️ Chismation with Angie: Fans are trying to ship Sabrina Carpenter with comedian Marcelo Hernandez — and he’s not exactly feeling it 😬 ❓ Why Do We Die: Letty tackles a big life question after her 6-year-old asks the ultimate mystery 🎓 Hella Studious: Concrete breaks down the surprising science behind why humans might be built different than chimpanzees 🧠 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Griselda, whose man pulled a last-minute "mama’s boy" move by demanding they split the $2,000 rent 50/50 just days before their move-in date. The vibes get "hella studious" as the squad investigates a scientific study exploring why human males evolved to have larger primates than chimpanzees to attract mates and intimidate rivals. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥲] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a messy Homie Helpline as they debate whether Amy should go "secret agent" on a recon mission to prove her best friend's "baddie" girlfriend is just a clout-chaser using him for free trips and status. The comedy peaks as the "studious fools" roast 73-year-old Bill Belichick for his Hall of Fame snub, theorizing that the "dusty" voters are just jealous of the "milk powder" in his pants and his 23-year-old girlfriend. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫵] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

🚓 Petty Police — Tracy Morgan’s childhood bully needs help… but Tracy has other plans 🤦 ♂️😬 📱 Scrolling with the Homies w/ DJ Greg C — The woman behind the Dr Pepper jingle made $2 million 💰🥤 and the crew tries to make their own 🎤😂 🌩️ Concrete Storm — Concrete delivers the latest weather update... sorta? ☁️🌬️ 💔 Homie Helpline — Amy wants NO parts of her best friend’s messy situationship and calls the homies for backup 🚩📞 🗣️ Chismation — Angie breaks down Seth Rogen stirring drama saying no high school movie since 2007 tops Superbad 🎬🍿👀 🎤 The Rap Sheet — Letty breaks down J. Cole’s new freestyles 🔥🎧 😴 Hella Studious — Concrete shares fresh tips on how to sleep better 🛌💡 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew handles a chaotic Homie Helpline for John, a "visual learner" who kept a secret female bestie saved with heart emojis for four years - and his girlfriend found out - only to be informed that his girlfriend’s request for "space" means she has officially exited the orbit of their relationship. The "studious fools" also investigate Paul Pierce’s wild claim that men are "psychologically damaging" cheaters and react to Caltrans getting immediately outsmarted by LA taggers after trying to hide freeway graffiti with ivy walls. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫀] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Highlights from Brown Bag Mornings – January 27 🎙️🔥 🚓 Petty Police is on the case with SNL comedian Marcello Hernandez 🌦️ Concrete delivers the latest weather update 😬 John calls in after getting caught sending spicy emojis to another girl 🌶️📱 🗣️ Angie breaks down the latest chisme with Karrueche 🎤 Letty dives into The Rap Sheet as Cardi B fires back over NFL picks 🎓 Professor Concrete shares fresh Hella Studious tips on how to stay in love ❤️ 🏀 Rosecrans Vic breaks down what Carmelo Anthony’s son did that drove Carmelo insane on Play Ball 🤯 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help a mom who’s ready to "crash out" because her mother-in-law banned her one-year-old son from the wedding while letting his half-sister star as the flower girl. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" investigate Universal Studios potentially removing the Simpsons ride to make room for a Pokémon Land and react to TikTok’s creepy new update that allegedly tracks your immigration status and location. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Best of Brown Bag Mornings 01/26/26 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where they debate if Emily should apologize to her brother's rich girlfriend for secretly housing his "skittle freaky" ex, who was previously evicted for doing Only Fans in the family home. The comedy peaks as the squad roasts Vic for being an "incognito" traitor who agreed with Freddy Gibbs that Chicago has better Mexican food than LA, all while investigating the viral "vabbing" trend of using pheromones as perfume. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤣] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Juanito, a "docile" business owner who has been paying his ex-girlfriend’s rent for a year despite her only calling him on the 28th of the month and allegedly getting "forklifted" by coworkers during her overnight warehouse shifts. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" joke about the downfall of The Container Store, roasting the "girly pops" who spend $40 on plastic bins just to take eggs out of a carton and put them into a different, more "aesthetic" container. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫙] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Todays Homie Helpline is a rollercoaster! Alejandra is asking for help as her suegra is stealing dishes, rearranging her home furniture, and changing her home decor! And her fiancé is lying about it! Furthermore, the crew talks about how El Segundo is currently swarmed by mosquitoes, prompting the question of why or who would do this!? [Edited by @iamdyre 🦟] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a deeply emotional Homie Helpline as they offer support to Monica, a listener struggling to care for a mother with dementia who has begun accusing her 15-year-old granddaughter of theft. The conversation balances heart and humor as the squad roasts a girl for trading her boyfriend's location for a Chipotle bowl and investigates the shocking claim that the Staples Center will be demolished after the 2028 Olympics because it was "built not to last". [Edited by @iamdyre 🤎] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where a fiancé’s "jerk" friends are caught trying to sabotage his engagement by posting uncropped throwback pics of his ex-girlfriend for the "2016 trend". The studious fools also investigate a 550lb black bear in Altadena that was evicted from one home only to move into the neighbor's crawlspace because he apparently wanted a more "luxurious two-bedroom". [Edited by @iamdyre 🌹] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Today's Homie Helpline is messy- with a foo who's trying to choose between his girl and the Superclásico. And whether it’s ASAP Rocky’s mom playing matchmaker or Clayton Kershaw lying about retirement, this episode proves that mothers—and "studious fools"—always know best. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥅] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Navigating Mike’s relationship is like trying to play catch on an LA sidewalk before the law was repealed; it’s a "silly little" mess that could end up costing you $1,000 or six months in jail just for trying to have a little fun outside. Between LeBron James acting like a "dramatico" by quoting Jay-Z and the squad discovering that making your bed makes you 206% more likely to be a millionaire, this episode is a masterclass in "studious fool" logic. [Edited by @iamdyre 🦴] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline after Jasmine’s in-laws gifted the adults Adidas joggers and Disney sweaters but completely ignored her 11-year-old son, leading the squad to debate if kids with "silver teeth" or a lack of blood relation are to blame for the holiday snub. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" react to the Hollywood Walk of Fame being voted LA's worst attraction—where Spider-Man might just shank you—and investigate a mysterious 140-year-long YouTube video that allegedly hacks your computer. [Edited by @iamdyre 😁] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates an interesting Homie Helpline where they debate if Damian should cut off his friend Junior for staying "ride or die" with Damian’s tattoo artist ex-girlfriend and posting videos of her "backing it up" at events. The comedy stays high as the "studious fools" roast the "glizzy goblins" who are grilling hot dogs inside plastic packaging for "extra flavor" and investigate why Michael Jordan once threatened to trade his teammates for laughing at his old-man dancing. [Edited by @iamdyre 💱] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was circling LAX. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛫] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline as they debate if Vanessa should "stay toxic" and pass off her "revenge baby"—conceived with her ex's first cousin—as her baby daddy’s own child before the "cousin-brother" is born. The comedy keeps going as the squad roasts a 79-year-old millionaire’s insane checklist for a wife, which includes a helicopter license, a ban on Scorpios, and a strict "no Irish or Scottish" policy. [Edited by @iamdyre 😋] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew navigates a chaotic Homie Helpline where a day-one homie is going broke dating "nicest scammers" from the strip club, leading the squad to debate whether he should "let go and let God" or just find a more budget-friendly local spot. The comedy continues as the "studious fools" break down research claiming that while men pass gas more often, women’s farts pack a way nastier punch due to a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. [Edited by @iamdyre 💸] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💫] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On this Homie Helpline, the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place. [Edited by @iamdyre 📼] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Trump. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎮] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic for his "one-year tattoo" and Angie for her bread-induced constipation. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales, roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo, and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who finally called it quits with both his wife and her sister. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Lo returns to the Homie Helpline for a wild update, explaining how a night of San Pedro shrimp and "drinks on the rocks" led to him getting "vampire marks" from his ex and ghosting a new girl he was supposed to take to church. The squad also roasts Vic after his girlfriend racked up a $100 bill on just kimchi and ramen at a Korean BBQ spot, sparking a heated debate on whether she’s secretly pregnant or if Vic just got "bamboozled". [Edited by @iamdyre ⭐] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a homie should break up with his girl during their anniversary beach trip, eventually suggesting a "firing protocol" that involves parking unmarked cars and making a clean getaway. The comedy continues as the squad gets into a heated argument over whether putting sour cream on tamales is a culinary masterpiece or a "flagrant foul," all while roasting Greg for being a "gentleman of the night" for a woman who already has a boyfriend. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫔] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On today's episode the crew celebrates Concrete's birthday and has an amazing sit down with Snow Tha Product! [Edited by @iamdyre ❄️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode is like a Christmas piñata: it starts with some heavy, heartfelt hits that might bring a tear to your eye, but it eventually breaks open into a chaotic explosion of sweets, laughter, and high-energy debates about things like "live, laugh, love" signs and thongs at Spongebob premieres. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎄] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Federico calls the Homie Helpline furious because he introduced his work crush—who had previously given him a "boo basket"—to his friend, only for the friend to immediately swoop in and steal her away because Federico never shot his shot, leaving him feeling like he brought his own replacement. Meanwhile, the hosts freak out over the bizarre news that the brother of LA Rams star Puka Nacua was arrested for allegedly stealing a Lakers rookie's SUV and being dumb enough to valet it. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥰] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hector checks in with the Homie Helpline after cutting off the ICE agent he was dating for six months because his undocumented parents did not approve, leading to the devastating realization that he "wasn't the first one to leave her" for that reason,. Additionally, the crew dives into the international chaos stirred up by a British baker living in Mexico who created a culinary controversy by dismissing the country's rich bread tradition and calling their beloved bolillo "ugly rolls",. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥶] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Caller Daisy is losing it after she found her boyfriend's ChatGPT history included "Reasons to cheat," forcing the crew to debate if she should apologize for turning up on him or trust her man who claims it was just a joke with the homies. Plus, the hosts dive into the bizarre story of how Jim Carrey almost quit playing the Grinch due to panic attacks caused by the lengthy makeup process, which required the studio to hire a CIA operative trainer to teach him how to endure torture. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥵] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, we try to untangle the mess when Lizzy's man wants to take their four-month-old to see the grandma who threatened to "throw hands" while Lizzy was holding the newborn. Then, we hear confessions during the 'Naughty Forgiveness' segment, where one adorable nine-year-old admits to stealing money just to fund her serious Panda Express addiction. [Edited by @iamdyre 👶] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Our guy Miguel needs serious help on the Homie Helpline after revealing he knocked up his 40-year-old mom's best friend, Miss Veronica, leaving him stressing about breaking the news to Mom, who desperately wanted a grandchild. Plus, Greg shares the wild details of his very first deep tissue massage, which turned into a horrifying realization that he was getting unexpected work done on his booty. [Edited by @iamdyre 😶 🌫️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hector calls the Homie Helpline in sheer panic after his beautiful girlfriend of six months confessed she is an ICE agent the moment he tried to make things official, leaving him to figure out how to introduce "the enemy" to his undocumented parents. The hosts also roast the teacher who nervously responded to Khloe Kardashian's flirtatious comment and try to understand why Gelo Ball regretted marrying his side chick over an intense argument about moving to Porter Ranch. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧊] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Christina calls into the Homie Helpline begging for advice on winning back her baby daddy, G, only to hear him and his mother air out their messy 10-year relationship and confirm that G has officially downgraded her to "side piece" status. Meanwhile, the crew dives into the latest hip-hop drama where Ja Rule attempts the "lawsuit angle" after 50 Cent reposts an interview clip alleging Ja Rule and Diddy were seen exiting a room completely nude. [Edited by @iamdyre (side chick free)] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline is extra juicy this week as Jazelle seeks advice after being disinvited from her bestie’s Christmas party because the cousin gives her "weird vibes," leading to a full-blown conspiracy theory about her man's past. The crew also investigates why In-N-Out is being a total buzzkill by completely removing the infamous order number 67 from their system. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍑] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, we dive into the Homie Helpline to counsel a guy whose 'glow up' has him ready to trade in his loyal wife for a chance at finding an Instagram 'test drive'. Meanwhile, the crew debates whether getting a "fade" haircut makes you officially unprofessional if you’ve somehow managed to hit the big 3-0, according to one viral real estate agent. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚕] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Julio is turning Christmas into a combat sport after drawing his despised beer pong rival—a "lame" baby daddy he fought three years ago—for Secret Santa, forcing the Brown Bag crew to debate whether he should stand on business or finally squash the beef. Additionally, the 'Naughty List' segment exposes the true monsters of the holiday season: parents who leave folded laundry on the floor for the dog to lay on and mothers who refuse to allow hot Cheetos for breakfast. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍸] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the crew gives a dire warning: shredded cheese bought at major retailers like Target and Walmart is currently being recalled because it contains potential pieces of metal, meaning listeners should "toss it" if they still have a bag. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍻] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Rachel calls the Homie Helpline feeling majorly slighted and self-conscious after her sister removed their matching Harley-Davidson memorial tattoo—honoring their late father who loved to ride—because her new "red flag boyfriend" thought it was "tacky and ghetto". Then, things get really weird as the crew discusses the explosive Diddy documentary allegations, including a male escort's claim that Diddy hosted annual "freakoffs" on the anniversary of Biggie’s death and allegedly collected bodily fluids. [Edited by @iamdyre 🏁] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses the threat of no presents to procure necessary foot massages from his daughter because his feet are apparently "really bad". [Edited by @iamdyre 🎙️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Evelyn calls the Homie Helpline after trying to get a Real ID revealed her man's identity crisis: he discovered his birth certificate lists his father as Juan Martinez from Mexico, meaning he is only Mexican and not full Salvi as he thought. Meanwhile, the hosts are divided over the US transportation secretary's viral call to "ditch the pajama pants and slippers" while traveling, with some fiercely defending their right to be comfy and others calling the casual airport look "fongo behavior" [Edited by @iamdyre 🫔] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode begins by highlighting the 10-year tradition of the viral Thanksgiving gathering between Wanda Dench and Jamal Hil Hinton, which originated from a text message sent to the wrong number. The main discussion revolves around a listener's dilemma asking if it is fair to request that his girlfriend pay for half the cost to fix his keyed car and replace his missing PlayStation—damage she inflicted when she initially caught him cheating—now that they have gotten back together. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍗] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Thanksgiving week special features a gut-busting eulogy for the perpetually bald-tired Nissan Ultima, honoring its screaming timing belt and drivers who were definite "red flags," followed by a collective horror reaction to the viral monstrosity known as the matcha turkey that resembles Shrek. The crew also help a listener navigate the treacherous waters of the "Homie Help Line," advising her about a "pretty close friend" who asked permission to date her "wonderful man" ex-husband, a level of betrayal the crew suspects has been plotting since the divorce. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛞] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode discusses various Thanksgiving practices, ranging from non-traditional holiday meals, such as having only sides or seafood like crab and shrimp, to celebrity favorites like Tom Brady's grandma's biscuits, and the happiness associated with decorating for Christmas as early as November 1st. The main segments feature an emotional listener's dilemma about his girlfriend, who volunteers extensively cleaning and folding clothes but won't clean their shared ADU unless she gets a ring, alongside a powerful announcement detailing the Neighborhood Nip Foundation and Think Watts Foundation's first annual turkey drive, where they plan to give away 5,000 turkeys. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍗] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Friendsgiving Friday, the crew tackles a messy Homie Helpline advice request from Lai, whose overbearing dad is pocket watching, bullying, and making a weird offer to her fiancé after a car repossession, prompting one host to exclaim: "Your dad's going to heaven, Conto". The show also dives into the drama surrounding the Bus family firings and the wild rumors that 49-year-old Ja Rule was recently jumped in New York, allegedly involving Max B's crew. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥳 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode gets heavy on the "Homie Helpline" as Paulina grapples with the devastating choice between staying with her boyfriend, Raul, who no longer wants children, and sacrificing her dream of being a mother after suffering a loss. The crew attempts to balance the seriousness with chaotic antics, including a stomach-churning "Thumpkin Thursday" pumpkin shake challenge that tasted "exactly like throw up" and a heated debate over celebrity relationships with fans, especially Doja Cat calling her supporters "little ants". [Edited by @iamdyre 🍾 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We tackle Jacob's terrifying dilemma: his "toxica" wife is making deportation jokes and demanding gifts if he wants her signature on his mom's green card application, a situation so bad that a self-proclaimed "toxic" caller tells the wife she needs to "tone down the toxica". Plus, we cover the massive opportunity for a lucky eater to become a $2,000 Las Vegas Thanksgiving buffet judge and celebrate the genius bride who walked down the aisle to the "Thong Song" played beautifully on a harp by Siren Gliss. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤠 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s Turkey Trot Tuesday, and the fam is fighting through the pain of mashed potato fallout ("It went in as mashed potatoes came out as gravy") while poor Victor recovers from the shortest 5K ever, having lost massive bets that cost him his son's fandom and forced him into a Cowboys jersey. The 'Homie Helpline' segment tackles a holiday nightmare when a new half-sister wants to crash Thanksgiving, forcing the hosts to debate whether the truth should "come out over the turkey" or if it’s too disrespectful to the family. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍗 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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The Homie Helpline delivers a piping hot cup of abuelita chocolate as April’s tia betrays her whole family by going back to the foo who cheated, faked his death, and gave her "an itch she couldn't scratch off"! Meanwhile, the Brown Bag crew debates if Klay Thompson’s poor NBA performance is truly due to his relationship with Meg the Stallion—who was referred to as a "kitty cat" by former NBA players—and they react to Ray J’s explosive counter-suit alleging the Kardashians faked tape drama for ratings. [Edited by @iamdyre 🐈 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

One husband, Eddie, calls the Homie Helpline seeking help to win back his wife after his 12-year relationship blew up due to him seeking attention and validation from girls on Instagram. Meanwhile, the crew discusses why the iconic voice of Morgan Freeman is threatening legal action against anyone using AI to mimic his voice for low-budget content, stating, "I don't appreciate it" and is feeling robbed of opportunities. [Edited by @iamdyre 💘 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline tackles a chaotic call from a new mom struggling with her "Suegra" (mother-in-law) who is engaging in secret, skin-to-skin bonding with the baby while wearing a "granny bra," leading the mom to worry about boundary issues and feeling totally replaced. Adding insult to injury, the crew judges California for having the most mispronounced "word" being a name (Kali Uchis), while also celebrating the fact that Christmas trees are tariff-free and announcing the huge giveaway of 106 free Tamal kits for the holidays. [Edited by @iamdyre 🫔 ] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag crew tackles a huge holiday crisis on the Homie Helpline, where a single dad is threatening to cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas because his 22-year-old daughter borrowed $2,000 for parking tickets and tags and still hasn't paid him back. You'll want to listen carefully as the team also reviews the dramatic and suspicious audio from Vic's viral "ringer dinger" chiropractor visit, discusses Kim Kardashian blaming psychics for failing her bar exam, and celebrates the saga of the woman who managed to make it across the Mexico border in a stolen car. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "Homie Helpline" takes on heart-wrenching (and infuriating) family drama as Miriam seeks advice on how to retrieve her grandpa's promised car and sentimental items from his controlling new wife, who cruelly told her she'll "get over losing a grandpa". Plus, the crew debates why Target is implementing a creepy new initiative that requires staff to look you dead in the eye and smile from 10 feet away, potentially ruining everyone's human-interaction-free shopping experience. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛻] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline goes deep into anxiety and technology when Katie asks if she should allow her cheating baby daddy to claim the child conceived during a "POP"-less rendezvous with a married man, fearing that future DNA tests will expose the years-long lie. This chaotic situation inspires listeners to call in and share how Ancestry.com and other tests have already revealed that their own family secrets and paternity questions came to light, often imploding their entire family structure. The crew also discusses major pop culture disappointment as Daddy Yankee suggests he would skip performing the iconic "Gasolina" at the Super Bowl, preferring to promote his new spiritual music to "send a message". [Edited by @iamdyre 👀] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline features Joey, who is struggling with immense guilt over potentially missing Christmas for an anniversary trip, as his family reminds him of his sick mother. Then, the crew debates if two years of probation is worse than 20 days behind bars and unpacks the wild news that the classic Matrix code is allegedly based entirely on sushi recipes. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎅] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Tune in to the Homie Helpline where Aaron is agonizing over whether to block his "hater homie" Jason—who went sour after losing his girl and whip—or try to save their 16-year friendship, even though Jason publicly clowned his skills. The hosts also break down the confusing Electoral College using analogies involving the World Series, buying bottle service sections at the club, and throwing a chaotic pizza party. [Edited by @iamdyre 👨 🔧] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline catches up with Tony, a 27-year-old who admitted to making jokes out of everything, including purposely leaving his shoes out to annoy his now ex-girlfriend, but he plans to join the Marines to prove he's finally a man. Plus, the crew tallies the results of the hilariously divisive Brown Bag Election! [Edited by @iamdyre 🗞️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline is on fire as Carlos seeks advice on his "anger rights" after his fiancée's stepdaughter asks her mom to be the madrina alongside her ex-husband padrino for a baby baptism, sparking debate over whether he should confront the entire family. We also celebrate the Dodgers' improbable World Series victory against the Blue Jays with reports from the massive parade in Downtown LA (where fans are getting fired for attendance!) while also trolling Drake for talking trash only to see his team lose, and breaking down celebrity breakups and Halloween drama. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚾] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew tackles a relationship crisis on the Homie Helpline when Savannah discovers her Christian boyfriend plans to ditch her for a Halloween party hosted by a "lesbian coworker," leading the guys to jokingly advise she should "let him cheat in peace" or just give him a "ring camera around his neck" as a costume. Plus, Alfred Robles delivers a big announcement, Vic reveals his truly bizarre Billy Ray Cyrus costume, and renowned medium AJ Barrera joins the show to connect with spirits and even instructs a caller to fix a bathroom leak. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧛 ♂️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew dives deep into the Homie Helpline to figure out if Pedro's Tia is protecting him from bad vibes or if the cold spots in the house mean he’s a ghost who doesn’t realize he’s dead. We also break down the confusing word of the year, "67," which apparently can mean anything from "mid" to a chemically relevant insult found on the periodic table. [Edited by @iamdyre ⚰️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline is swinging into chaos as a father tries to decide whether to participate in the Spider-Man meme costume with his 8-year-old son and his "skinny and single" baby mama, risking an unhappy wife who believes the ex is trying to "catch that web again". Later, the laughter continues when DJ Greg C reveals Concrete’s shocking 2016 past as an LA rapper named "Beretta" (a.k.a. "The Mexican Game") during Wicked Wednesday, and the crew tackles major topics like J. Cole’s $500k lawsuit over a handshake deal and China’s new law requiring certified podcasters. [Edited by @iamdyre 🕷️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline takes a serious turn as Dom is left "sick to my stomach" after his wife wore a sexy bunny costume where "she had her whole ass out" to a work party featuring her boss as Hugh Hefner, leaving the team to debate whether Dom is simply suffering from "low self-esteem". Things get spooky when the crew recounts their ghostly adventure at the haunted Pasadena Playhouse, where a mini-séance resulted in a mysterious movement of a windchime and the hosts discuss the entity that likes to grab people, leading to the coining of the legendary "Spooky Gucci Touch". [Edited by @iamdyre 🐰] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "Homie Helpline" gets wild when Sergio realizes he's a victim of "guy logic," admitting he only wants Jenny now that she has turned into a "spooky basket making machine" for other men, prompting the crew to debate if he should engage in this "pretty for the streets" competition. Plus, prepare for an emotional journey as the team ponders the appropriate funeral etiquette after listening to a heart-wrenching eulogy delivered by Sonic the Hedgehog at the service for a 21-year-old cat named Ratchet. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎃] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on the Homie Helpline, Sierra faces a ridiculous dilemma: her high-earning husband, who couldn't lend her $200, was caught making several payments up to $500 for escort services, prompting callers to decide if he was actually "scammed" or definitely "slamming". Plus, we discuss the insane "Cheeseman" segment about a famous ghost hunter who discovered mid-recording that his wife had been arrested and charged for conspiracy to commit murder by hiring a hitman, meaning he was very close to permanently joining the spirits he hunts. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟 ♂️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "Homie Helpline" gets wild as Armando, whose "super churchy" parents are demanding grandchildren, is forced to decide whether to come out as gay or pull up to Thanksgiving dinner with his friend pretending to be his fictional, Jenna Ortega-inspired girlfriend, Carla. Meanwhile, the crew breaks down the crazy news of a Hall of Fame NBA head coach who got caught up in an illegal poker operation tied to the mafia, and they debate whether an interview with R&B star Miguel was interrupted by actual demons. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟 ♂️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The 'Homie Helpline' explodes when Javier reveals his elementary school friend, who owed him $3,500, is flexing expensive World Series tickets, leading the crew to suggest escalating the situation from catching a fade to getting some "get back" by taking a ticket and running up a bar tab. Meanwhile, the hosts debate the ethics of the Vegas Housekeeping Olympics, wonder if Janelle Monae truly is a time traveler who saw David Bowie in the 1970s, and try to keep their composure while discussing Greg's "deep cleaning" facial that required him to remove his shirt... Due to an internal system error, this episode may not sound as high-quality as previous episodes- this has been resolved for the next episode. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟 ♂️] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline throws down extreme advice after Marie learns her man was Joker to his ex's Harley Quinn, forcing the crew to debate if "body paint" is the ultimate win in girl warfare. Meanwhile, the crew rants about the new California bill restricting front seat access for older kids and details LeBron James' petty drama with Russell Westbrook. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Brown Bag Morning, the Homie Helpline is heating up as Jessica calls in about her machista man who controls her clothing, bans her EDM festivals, and thinks affection is "for simps". The crew offers hilarious, high-value alternatives for Jessica and discusses the easiest ways to secure cash by reselling old school collectibles like used Game Boys, PS2s, and loose Pokémon toys. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline features Lorenzo debating if he should donate his "high caliber sperm" to his sister's wife, a situation Robert the 'Uncle Dad' warns could result in financial liability and the awkward creation of "cousin siblings". For anyone whose life has become too complicated by potential twin children or messy family drama, the crew explains Japan's "Jōhatsu," or "evaporation" service, where "night movers" assist clients in vanishing without a trace for a few hundred dollars, offering a real-life reset button [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Lucho calls the Homie Helpline after his girlfriend, who previously keyed his car and stole his beloved PS5 following his cheating, took him back, leaving the hosts to question whether a man should be held responsible for his actions before the age of 33. Meanwhile, the crew dissects the absurd revelations from a Kim Kardashian interview, including Kanye West repeatedly giving away her Lamborghinis during "episodes", and they bond over misheard song lyrics, culminating in the hilarious discovery that Fat Joe believes the legendary Bone Thugs-N-Harmony lyric is about his "Uncle Georgia" instead of "Uncle Charles". [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The 'Homie Help Line' gets tipsy as they tackle a tough question about whether a friendship is salvageable after one mom let another's 15-year-old daughter get "turnt" at a party, prompting the crew to repeatedly remind listeners that "Teen drinking is very bad". Meanwhile, the crew dissects the latest celebrity chaos, from Al Pacino's legendary romantic regrets over Diane Keaton to the wild Skims thong featuring a hairy bush, raising the question of what price you’d pay for a hairy down there. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This chaotic episode features Homie Helpline caller Roberto making the ultimate play for his sister-in-law after his wife tells him to call it quits, cementing his reputation as a "little cheater" and a master of close proximities. Meanwhile, the crew dishes on Kylie Jenner's 10-year anniversary collection, gives Baby Bash his flowers (OG Kush preferred), and celebrates when Alexis Ohanian serves up an ice-cold clocking to sports commentator Stephen A. Smith. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, the Homie Helpline hears from Marissa, whose husband is so distracted following half-naked IG models that she’s not getting "serviced," prompting a hilarious, but questionable, suggestion that they should turn his online content onto the big screen for couple's time. Plus, we question the sanity of Tyra Banks' "Hot Mama" hot ice cream, try to figure out which outrageous comments were Meek Mill’s and which were "Make Believe," and discuss the surprising new trend of "Stay-at-Home Sons". [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week, the Homie Helpline dives deep into a chaotic situation as Roberto debates blowing up his marriage and multiple families for his sister-in-law, leading the hosts to wonder if a "partner swap" is really worth all that collateral damage. Plus, the crew runs through all the biggest hip-hop beefs, including Drake’s dismissed lawsuit and a breakdown of Bia's Cardi B disses, alongside celebrating Jose's Salvadorian heritage and checking out some seriously strange AI remixes turning Nelly's "Hot in Here" into an oldies track. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag crew tackles a difficult 'Homie Helpline' dilemma from Gilbert, a 32-year-old who hasn't seen his father since he was months old, but now must decide whether to let the estranged dad back into his life solely for his three-year-old daughter to have a grandpa. We deliver some hard truths and hilarious advice—including a suggestion to switch discount warehouse memberships to avoid awkward run-ins. Plus, we cover the high drama of a superfan suing LeBron James for $856 after the highly anticipated "Decision 2.0" turned out to be nothing more than a boozy Hennessy commercial. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We dive deep into the Homie Helpline drama where Eddie is boiling mad because the "bubbly personality" he loves in his non-exclusive girl, Bubbles, also makes her "laughy taffy" with random dudes at the bar. The crew also debates the new Uber partnership moving into the air with all-electric air taxis (aka "Uber heli"), considering whether the $195 trip is worth the potentially "weird" new pilots. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Vic faces true betrayal when his 11-year-old son rejects the Raiders for the Dallas Cowboys, only to have his heart further broken by LeBron James, whose much-hyped "Second Decision" turned out to be a disappointing attempt to sell liquor.... Meanwhile, the crew reviews the shocking revelation that a popular celebrity shoe store was busted not for fakes, but for half a million dollars worth of stolen Nike goods! [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This Monday morning, we tackle the toughest ethical battle of the week: bro code vs. girl’s girl code, as a conflicted friend seeks advice on whether she should ruin her party circle by revealing that her acquaintance’s boyfriend, Francois, is "just out there giving it up". We also lament the city's decision to increase LA parking meter rates by 50% and debate if the sneakers that fell apart on Kai Cenat were indeed genuine Yeezys—or perhaps just "Peezys". [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode gets spooky fast as we tackle a terrifying Homie Helpline submission about a roommate who whispers, smells like the disappeared ex-roommate Carol, and collects hair from the shower—leading some to suspect she’s not a witch, she’s just an actress trying to secure those lease deposits. We also try not to be bad Catholics while discussing Our Lady of Leche, lament the profit loss that cost the Creepy King his crown, determine if Mary Lisa's intimacy requests make her the "Simp of the Week", and decide if the Instagram CEO is gaslighting us about the mics listening in. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The crew addresses a difficult Homie Helpline query from Tina, whose husband, a plumber, refuses to wear his wedding ring, making her question if he wants to appear single or if he's avoiding the ring ending up down the drain.... This episode also covers why Matthew McConaughey ceased speaking to his mother for eight years due to her being a "chismosa" and sharing their private conversations with the news, alongside the results of the guys' 30-second push-up contest and the affordability of Ulta birthday parties for tweens. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It’s officially spooky season, but nothing is scarier than Natalie’s love triangle between the Baby Daddy and the too-nice $500 Man who lets her "get away with everything"...; plus, we dive into Young Thug's appearance as the Simp-Nominee after his breakup drama and unpack Lionel Richie’s alleged secret about why Michael Jackson was constantly wearing clothes that had a "smooth smell". [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Homie Helpline is heating up when a listener catches her grandpa kissing a señora at the market, leading the crew to hilariously debate whether she should snitch, accept her dad's "mind your business" advice, or leverage the situation for a new car via extortion. Plus, the crew tackles the shock of a 40-40 Cowboys/Packers tie, unpacks the beef between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice, and asks the most important question of the day: Is Brad Pitt a Simp or Pimp for possibly trying to rekindle things with Jennifer Aniston. [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Our listeners called the Homie Help-Line to advise a caller on whether she should be a "petty Nancy" and demand more than the $2,000 her cheating husband took by claiming her on his taxes, while we unpack Cardi B's anxiety that her album title, "Am I the Drama," is attracting bad karma and dark energy during her pregnancy. Tune in as we also celebrate Bad Bunny headlining Super Bowl 60 and discuss new legal frameworks that allow 14-year-olds to sue their parents over published childhood photos—remember, the more brown bag, the better! [Edited by @iamdyre] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Brown Bag Mornings crew jumps into chaos this week, debating Tito’s desperate "Homie Helpline" dilemma after his brother-in-law needed an ER ride because "Something is stuck in my body". Tune in as they crown Mariah the Scientist the 'Simp of the Week', argue whether viral "pirate pits" are disgusting or sexy, and reflect on the "really, really sad" new album from Young Thug, UY SCUTI. - Edited by @iamdyre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode, the Brown Bag Mornings crew debates the terrifying future of dating where AI assistants play matchmaker and whether using ChatGPT to pick lottery numbers is the ultimate money move.... Plus, they analyze Ray J's viral claim that he's cooperating with authorities to "drop a Rico" on Kim Kardashian and offer advice to a single mom whose son's imaginary vampire friend, Chunga, is running the house with strict demands for Mexican rice. - Edited by @iamdyre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The "Homie Help Line" is open, debating if caller Claudia is getting strung along after her man bought the engagement ring two years ago, before the crew dukes it out over NBA legend Paul Pierce's controversial advice to spend only $20 on a first date. Later, the squad dominates the "Latinos" category on Jeopardy!, struggles to keep up with essential California slang like 'Sabow' and the dreaded 'Phantom tax', and pays homage to legendary goalie Memo Ochoa. - Edited by @iamdyre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Today's episode is centered around a packed "Homie Help Line" segment, in which a 22-year-old listener seeks advice after he cheated on his new girlfriend with his ex of five years, resulting in six hickeys and subsequent guilt-induced ghosting. Additionally, the hosts dive into pop culture, debating if a reality TV star's elaborate floral proposal is "Simp or Pimp", breaking down the massive weight mismatch in the upcoming Gervonta "Tank" Davis vs. Jake Paul exhibition fight, and discussing the surprising musical collaboration between long-time mortal enemies Young Thug and YFN Lucci. | Edited by @iamdyre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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