Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Episodes (200)

319 - Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)

It's Temu Grease 2 Approachability: 10/10 (Wholesome, jukebox musical) Content Warnings: no content warnings Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 14, 20261h 36m

318 - Poison for the Fairies (1986)

The Bad Seed learns magick Approachability: 8/10 (Bratty kid horror) Content Warnings: Blood/murder; Child death; Jump scares; Gaslighting/Manipulation Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 4/11 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 7, 20261h 28m

317 - November (2017)

Go make a ladder out of bread Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 31, 20261h 52m

316 - Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) w/Symphony Sanders

Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 24, 20261h 29m

315 - Evil Dead II (1987) w/Andrew Scahill

Groovy. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 17, 20261h 25m

314 - The Oldest View (2023) & other shorts w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023) Shorts Playlist Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 3/14 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 13, 20262h 0m

313 - The Lords of Salem (2013)

Hold my cigarette. The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.) Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings Next Week’s Film Patreon Livestream 3/14 Playlist for Friday the 13th RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 10, 20261h 32m

312 - Happy Death Day (2017)

Is that chocolate milk, Becky? Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 3, 20261h 34m

311 - When Evil Lurks (2023)

Who's a good boy? Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 24, 20261h 47m

310 - La Llorona (2019)

Eventually, the bill comes due Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism) Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 17, 20261h 31m

309 - La cabina (1972) & other horror shorts

Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972) Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 2/14 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 13, 20261h 24m

308 - Ghostwatch (1992)

I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?" Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 2/14 Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 10, 20261h 47m

307 - The Prophecy (1995)

Angels smell like ham. Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 3, 20261h 49m

306 - The Walking Dead (2010)

What if primetime soap… but with zombies? Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore) Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 27, 20261h 55m

305 - The Swarm (1978)

What are we even doing? Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary) Content Warnings: Bees; child death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 20, 20261h 51m

304 - The Wolf Man (1941)

So THIS is how werewolf work Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards) Content Warnings: Animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 13, 20261h 38m

303 - Opera (1987)

That is not at all how anything works. Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian) and super-violent slasher/thriller) Content Warnings: Excessive blood/violence; Jump scares; Sexual assault; Animal harm Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream 1/11 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 6, 20261h 49m

302 - Alien (1979)

You always save the cat Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one scene, of course) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Strobe Effects; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 30, 20251h 46m

301 - Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Prepare the gorilla! Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintentional hilarity) Content Warnings: Violent Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Graphic surgery; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 23, 20251h 18m

300 - Speak No Evil (2022)

Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror) Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 16, 20251h 34m

299 - The Mephisto Waltz (1971)

Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma" Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 9, 20251h 16m

298 - Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1991)

Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 2, 20251h 10m

297 - Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier) References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 25, 20251h 18m

296 - Tales from the Hood (1995)

Welcome to hell, m***********s Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).) Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 18, 20251h 36m

295 - Ghoulies (1985)

What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 11, 20251h 27m

294 - The Amityville Horror (1979)

aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 4, 20251h 54m

293 - Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020) & other horror shorts

Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020) Playlist of these horror shorts Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20251h 18m

292 - Medium (1985)

Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery) Content Warnings: Nazis Next Week’s Film Horror Shorts Playlist for Halloween RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 28, 20251h 31m

291 - Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Franz Kafka's Starlight Express Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 21, 20251h 24m

290 - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) w/Symphony Sanders

Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody Hollywood epic; Not scary so much as monster-y) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Child death; Animal death; Jump scares Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Oct 18: Haunt (2019) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 14, 20251h 58m

289 - Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Danny Zuko: Driller Killer Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Sexual assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 7, 20251h 34m

288 - Saint Maud (2020)

I hope you dance. Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horror elements) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Rape; Vomit; Religious self-harm; Suicide; Depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 30, 20251h 58m

287 - The Faculty (1998)

Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy violent than horror violent, but it lands some scares) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 23, 20251h 59m

286 - Basket Case 2 (1990)

Murder monsters are woke now Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail Kids level), and surprisingly sweet) Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Body horror; Medical torture; Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 16, 20251h 23m

285 - Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well… Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there) Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 9, 20251h 46m

284 - Curse of the Demon (1957)

Let's summon the demon Labubu Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 2, 20251h 34m

283 - The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The gods are such micromanagers Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy) Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 26, 20251h 50m

282 - Dr. Caligari (1989)

Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 19, 20251h 29m

281 - Fire in the Sky (1993)

Abduct me, alien daddy Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura) Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 20251h 58m

280 - Kuroneko (1968)

The classiest of all streaming cat videos. Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie masterpiece) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 5, 20251h 37m

279 - Intruder (1989) w/Iris Explosion

Found another use for the meat saw! Special Guest: Iris Explosion (Iris is live onstage in Coney Island on Aug 15. Tix/info here) Approachability: 3/10 (Schlocky/Fun 80s slasher with graphic practical effects) Content Warnings: Sexual assault/harassment; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 29, 20251h 51m

278 - Matango (1963)

Let's take a trip on Mushroom Island Approachability: 10/10 (Rubber-suit mushroom monsters versus Gilligan’s Island) Content Warnings: Threat of sexual assault Live Stream: July 26 @ 3pm ET Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 22, 20251h 48m

277 - The Substance (2024)

It's time to Pump It Up! Approachability: 4/10 (Over-the-top body horror satire) Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Lots of needles; Depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 15, 20252h 8m

276 - Magic (1978)

Men will literally become ventriloquists instead of going to therapy Approachability: 8/10 (Tragic drama with solid horror elements (namely that f*****g doll)) Content Warnings: domestic abuse; bloody murder; creepy doll Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 8, 20251h 49m

275 - The Thing from Another World (1951)

When do we get BRIDE of Frankencarrot? Approachability: 9/10 (Corny, fun, sci-fi classics) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Strobe effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 1, 20251h 30m

274 - History of the Occult (2020) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Imagine, if you will, a government run by evil people Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 8/10 (Neo-noir journalism thriller with witches) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery/sounds; Flashing lights Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 24, 20252h 13m

273 - The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017)

Bad Bunny made me do it. Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn) Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 17, 20251h 43m

272 - Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968) & other horror shorts

The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968) Approachability: (varies) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 13, 20251h 48m

271 - Sinners (2025) w/Symphony Sanders

Who invited Mumford & Son to the party? Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jun 14: The Taking of Deborah Logan HORROR SHORTS PLAYLIST for Jun 13 Ep RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 10, 20252h 8m

270 - The Dead Zone (1983)

Don't forget to vote! Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 3, 20251h 54m

269 - Wolf Creek (2005)

Let's talk about proper car maintenance Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y ) Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 27, 20252h 2m

268 - The Ring (2002)

Throw me down a well, goth mommy! Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery ) Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 20, 20252h 13m

267 - Diabolique (1955)

Don't tell your friends what you saw. Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements) Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 13, 20251h 40m

266 - The Birds (1963)

Maximum Overdrive, but birds Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 6, 20251h 59m

265 - Black Mirror (2011) - selected episodes

S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead" Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes ) Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 29, 20252h 5m

264 - In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Black Lodge noir Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 22, 20252h 1m

263 - Leprechaun (1993) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Let's learn about Irish culture Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 15, 20251h 54m

262 - Bad Taste (1987)

Dereks don't run Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest ) Content Warnings: Violence/gore Livestream April 12: Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 8, 20251h 26m

261 - The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Send more cops Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 1, 20251h 32m

260 - Savageland (2015)

Take a picture. It'll last longer. Approachability: 6/10 (Documentary-style zombie disaster) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 25, 20251h 42m

259 - Baskin (2015)

Hope you're not eating lunch Approachability: 1/10 (Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture; Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 18, 20251h 35m

258 - Inferno (1980)

Every New York apartment has its imperfections Approachability: 4/10 (Argento-level blood/gore/style) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 20251h 57m

257 - American Psycho (2000)

Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News Approachability: 7/10 (Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence) Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 4, 20252h 2m

256 - The Blob (1988)

Dirtbike S******d vs The Space Goo Approachability: 6/10 (Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 20251h 41m

255 - An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Typical American tourists Approachability: 5/10 (Gory, body horror comedy classic) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 18, 20251h 43m

254 - Don't Look Now (1973)

Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie. Approachability: 8/10 (Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary.) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Child death; Blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 11, 20251h 49m

253 - Underworld (2003)

Vampires versus were-horses Approachability: 7/10 (Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter) Content Warnings: Blood splatter; Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares Next Week’s Film LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 4, 20251h 53m

252 - Insidious (2011)

Another adorable song ruined by ghosts Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 28, 20251h 47m

251 - Contagion (2011)

Welp! Let's relive some recent memories. Approachability: 8/10 ( Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling ) Content Warnings: Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 21, 20251h 47m

250 - Prey (2016)

No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either. Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 14, 20251h 47m

249 - Kwaidan (1965)

Always keep your promises Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Next Week’s Film Jan 18 Live Stream at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 7, 20252h 1m

248 - Scanners (1981) w/Robin Virginie

Tell me what's on your mind. Special Guest: Robin Virginie Approachability: 4/10 ( Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller ) Content Warnings: Blood/Splatter; Suicide Join the Random Horror 9 Patreon (fun things even for free membership levels!) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 31, 20241h 45m

247 - Supernatural (2005)

But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 24, 20241h 45m

246 - Dracula (1931) w/Symphony Sanders

Show me the Carfax Abbey Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 17, 20241h 38m

245 - Possibly in Michigan (1983) & other horror shorts

"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 13, 20241h 35m

244 - The Devil's Backbone (2001)

🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵 Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here. Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 10, 20241h 48m

243 - The Evil Dead (1981)

Judge *some* books by their covers. Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest ) Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 3, 20241h 23m

242 - Cemetery Man (1994)

You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira. Approachability: 6/10 ( Sexy and gory dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 26, 20241h 54m

241 - Altered States (1980)

Hon, I think this soup's gone bad. Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 19, 20241h 54m

240 - Piranha 3D (2010)

Gills Gone Wild Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 12, 20241h 38m

239 - Deep Red (1975)

Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 5, 20242h 2m

238 - Too Many Cooks (2014) & other horror shorts

"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014) Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20241h 26m

237 - Seconds (1966)

If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 29, 20241h 45m

236 - The Exorcist III (1990)

Such typical Gemini behavior Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 22, 20241h 50m

235 - The Sixth Sense (1999)

You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette. Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 15, 20241h 51m

234 - Burst City (1982)

A Hard(core) Day's Night Approachability: 8/10 ( Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 8, 20241h 37m

233 - The Vanishing (1988)

Sometimes you just have to let things go. Approachability: 9/10 ( Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 1, 20241h 56m

232 - Phantasm (1979)

"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 24, 20241h 58m

231 - The Witch (2016) w/Janina Matthewson

Girls just wanna have fun Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 17, 20241h 52m

230 - The X-Files (2 selected episodes)

"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5) Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 13, 20241h 28m

229 - Troll Hunter (2010)

Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise? Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 10, 20241h 33m

228 - The Haunting (1963)

This house needs a full gut reno Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 3, 20241h 36m

227 - PussyCake (2021)

Vomiting zombies... Vombies! Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 27, 20241h 39m

226 - Terrifier 2 (2022)

Who does this clown think he is? Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious) Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 20, 20241h 36m

225 - Mute Witness (1995)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes ) Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death. Next Week’s Film Live Stream Aug 17: CREEP (2014) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 13, 20241h 32m

224 - Christine (1983)

Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; S****y boyfriend; S****y parents Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 6, 20241h 54m

223 - The Exorcist (1973)

Puberty is a pretty rough time. Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 30, 20241h 39m

222 - Mandy (2018)

Acid trip Kill Bill Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 23, 20241h 42m

221 - Society (1989)

Is it cake… or is it shunt Approachability: 2/10 ( Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 16, 20242h 6m

220 - Blacker than the Night (1975)

Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night) Approachability: 8/10 ( Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 9, 20241h 42m

219 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box? Approachability: 1/10 (Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm Next Week’s Film* RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents * note: this movie is listed as Darker Than Night on Shudder Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 2, 20241h 55m

218 - The Lost Boys (1987) w/Symphony Sanders

1980s sax appeal Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 8/10 (Totally 80s PG-13 horror ) Content Warnings: Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film Sat June 29 Livestream: NOPE (2022) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 25, 20241h 39m

217 - The Last Man on Earth (1964)

Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live. Approachability: 8/10 (Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness) Content Warnings: Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 18, 20241h 25m

216 - Tremors (1990)

Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you. Approachability: 8/10 ( Very PG-ish and fun monster movie ) Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 11, 20241h 41m

215 - Hammer House of Horror (1980)

The time-traveling witch does not like your shower. Approachability: 9/10 (80s TV-level scares ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 4, 20241h 53m

214 - The Living Skeleton (1968)

You're gonna need a spookier boat. Approachability: 7/10 ( Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 28, 20241h 44m

213 - Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)

You'll never guess what this movie is about. Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 21, 20241h 57m

212 - Under the Shadow (2017)

The blanket monster wants your child. Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares) Content Warnings: Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film Live Stream: Sunday May 19 @ 3pm ET - MAD GOD (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 14, 20241h 44m

211 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Stop and kill the flowers. Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares ) Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 7, 20241h 41m

210 - Cocaine Bear (2023)

You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about… Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 30, 20241h 31m

209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch

Nice family gets along great. Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 23, 20241h 41m

208 - They Live (1988)

We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum… Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 16, 20241h 49m

207 - Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)

Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room… Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 9, 20241h 47m

206 - Slaxx (2020)

This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 2, 20241h 35m

205 - Se7en (1995) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here? Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 26, 20242h 28m

204 - Dead Snow (2009)

Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis. Approachability: 1/10 (Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 19, 20241h 56m

203 - The Omen (1976)

He's just a brat. Don't lose your head. Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 12, 20241h 45m

202 - Pumpkinhead (1988)

Dirtbike shitheads are at it again Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 5, 20241h 35m

201 - Duel (1971) w/Chris Brown

Maybe don't buy a Plymouth Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 27, 20241h 32m

200 - Freaks (1932)

What goes around comes around. Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 20, 20241h 24m

199 - Terrified (2018) w/Jen Brown

The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 13, 20242h 7m

198 - Pearl (2022)

Hollywood's a cutthroat business Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 6, 20241h 51m

197 - Cloverfield (2008) w/Brie Williams

What if a city… but also a giant monster? Special Guest Brie Williams Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 30, 20241h 40m

196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders

Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 23, 20241h 29m

195 - Dark Waters (1993)

Welcome to Nun Island Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 16, 20241h 35m

194 - Santa Sangre (1989)

Look, ma! Two hands! Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 9, 20241h 21m

193 - Serial Mom (1994) w/Julia Schifini

PSA: Always wear your seatbelt! Special Guest: Julia Schifini Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 2, 20241h 39m

192 - Titane (2021)

This movie is about f*ckin' cars. Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 26, 20231h 24m

191 - The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it. Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror ) Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 19, 20231h 36m

190 - The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Throw a party worthy of the end of the world Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty Next Week’s Film LIVE STREAM: Sun Dec 17 ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 12, 20231h 37m

189 - Carrie (1976)

Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze. Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest ) Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 5, 20231h 27m

188 - Night of the Demons (1988)

Hornt up… for death! Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx) Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 28, 20231h 17m

187 - The Invisible Man (2020)

The lesson here is get better friends Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror) Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film Livestream: Sat Nov 25 @ 3pm: SESSION 9 (2001) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 21, 20231h 22m

186 - Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness" Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word) Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 14, 20231h 27m

185 - Pet Sematary (1989)

"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 7, 20231h 25m

184 - Ænigma (1987)

Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20231h 36m

183 - Buffy S4E10: "Hush" (1999) & other horror shorts

Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Tomorrow’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 30, 20231h 43m

182 - As Above So Below (2014)

National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here. Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 24, 20231h 39m

181 - A Quiet Place (2018)

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 17, 20231h 24m

180 - Lights Out (2013) & other horror shorts

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 13, 20231h 48m

179 - Demon Seed (1977)

Hey Siri, leave me the f**k alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 10, 20231h 27m

178 - Day of the Dead (1985) w/Alex Steed

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 3, 20231h 49m

177 - M (1931)

Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 26, 20231h 42m

176 - Onibaba (1964)

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 18, 20231h 36m

175 - Last Night in Soho (2021)

Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 12, 20231h 49m

174 - The Deep House (2021)

Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 5, 20231h 33m

173 - Westworld (1973)

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 29, 20231h 25m

172 - Little Monsters (2019)

If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be ) Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 22, 20231h 49m

171 - Dark City (1998)

Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 15, 20231h 51m

170 - Def by Temptation (1990) w/Symphony Sanders

This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 8, 20231h 42m

169 - Perfect Blue (1998) w/Janina Matthewson

Who are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 1, 20231h 50m

168 - V/H/S (2012)

Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate Ending Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 25, 20231h 47m

167 - Species (1995)

What if Alien… but with t*****s? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 18, 20231h 33m

166 - Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931)

Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022). Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 11, 20231h 34m

165 - Them! (1954) w/Andrew Scahill

They are not communists or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 4, 20231h 30m

164 - V: The Original Miniseries (1983)

I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun) Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 27, 20231h 46m

163 - Rabid (1977)

If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 20, 20231h 23m

162 - Häxan (1922)

A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 13, 20231h 35m

161 - Funny Games (1997)

A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 6, 20231h 42m

160 - Beau Is Afraid (2023)

Therapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 30, 20232h 10m

159 - The Sentinel (1977)

FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 23, 20231h 50m

158 - La Horde (2010)

For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 16, 20231h 23m

157 - Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

How do Leprechaun work? Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Pres Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 9, 20231h 36m

156 - The Craft (1996) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Witch, please Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror ) Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc. Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 2, 20232h 8m

155 - Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965) w/Symphony Sanders

Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories ) Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 25, 20231h 38m

154 - Dust Devil (1992)

Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller ) Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 18, 20231h 32m

153 - Sleepaway Camp (1983) w/Anthony Hudson

Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world. Special Guest: Anthony Hudson Approachability: 4/10 ( 80s-style camp killer camp classic ) Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic" Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Apr 15 @ 3pm ET: THE ORPHANAGE (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 11, 20231h 42m

152 - The Wind (2018)

Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you. Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller) Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 4, 20231h 28m

151 - The Old Dark House (1932)

Approachability: 9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller ) Content Warnings: General spookiness Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 28, 20231h 34m

150 - Hostel (2006)

They probably should have gone to Barcelona. Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard ) Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 21, 20232h 2m

149 - Swamp Thing (1982)

The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to… Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. ) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 14, 20231h 40m

148 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Imagine Johnny Depp as a s****y boyfriend Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser ) Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 7, 20231h 47m

147 - Carnivàle (2003)

Gimme that old time religion. Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 28, 20231h 50m

146 - Hell House (2001) w/Chris Brown

God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's? Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies) Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house ) Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia; Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 21, 20232h 0m

145 - King Kong (1933)

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death Next Week’s Film Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 14, 20231h 39m

144 - Dark Shadows (2012)

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie) Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 7, 20231h 30m

143 - Blood Feast (1963)

Cook like an Egyptian... Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible) Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 31, 20231h 33m

142 - Possession (1981)

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish) Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 24, 20232h 1m

141 - Army of Darkness (1993) w/Alex Steed

"Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 17, 20231h 47m

140 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) w/Dan McCoy

We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.) Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 13, 20231h 28m

139 - Chopping Mall (1986)

If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Friday the 13th Bonus Episode Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 10, 20231h 25m

138 - Black Roses (1988) w/Brie Williams

Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to. Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack) Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 3, 20231h 40m

137 - Gremlins (1984)

PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 27, 20221h 41m

136 - Wake in Fright (1971)

That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie. Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama) Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 20, 20221h 49m

135 - The Beyond (1983) w/Sarah Maria Griffin

The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style) Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006) Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 13, 20221h 47m

134 - Re-Animator (1985)

Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time. Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy) Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 6, 20221h 36m

133 - Trilogy of Terror (1975)

A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun) Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 29, 20221h 43m

132 - Blood Quantum (2019)

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy ) Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death. Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 20221h 31m

131 - The Black Phone (2021)

New phone. Who's this? Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.) Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019) Nov 19 Live Stream: Over the Garden Wall (2014) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 15, 20221h 35m

Unlicensed: A new podcast by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale. It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue." All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12! Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 10, 202232 min

130 - Dog Soldiers (2002)

Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you! Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares Up Next: The Black Phone (2021) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 20221h 33m

129 - The Wolf House (2018)

A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all. Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest) Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier. Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 1, 20221h 12m

128 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father. Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. ) Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20221h 26m

127 - The Day of the Triffids (1962) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Leave the horse. Take the clown truck. Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie) Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 20221h 55m

126 - Jennifer's Body (2009)

"Where's it at, Monistat?" Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 18, 20221h 45m

125 - Maximum Overdrive (1986)

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer? Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget) Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 11, 20221h 44m

124 - Anaconda (1997) w/Jen Brown

What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent? Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie) Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 4, 20221h 38m

123 - Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)

"Mommy, where do kittens come from?" Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale) Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures. Up Next: Anaconda (1997) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 27, 20221h 27m

122 - The Blair Witch Project (1999) w/Pablo & Paul of Scared Gay!

Let's give Heather some love. Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic) Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 20, 20221h 50m

121 - Raaz (2002)

Don't sleep and drive. Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers) Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 13, 20221h 41m

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