Elliot In The Morning

'Ella, 'ella, ayy, ayy, ayy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hitch BALLS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you been a bad, bad dog? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Got a great deal on the new house!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And in a 2000s kind of world, I'm glad I got my vaccine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tell a friend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the world's a stage? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NASA astrophysicist talks Artemis, the Moon, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here comes a new challenger! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to make it official? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...to face death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oops. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The honorary farter makes his pick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get results with me! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Berlin draw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, penny pinchin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's at a hospital and then there's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

College! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the Mrs. new last name? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weekday reading retreat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...domain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's see what the police have to say about this... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's back? No, just the front. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hare-debrained. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Annie... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(It's not a word...yet.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unhappy campers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spring BREAK!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ozempic a side. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stories, go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cameohhhh!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok, byeeee.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What goes around comes...back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The actual third ring of marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And/or walk! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Who do you want me to sign this as? Me or her?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A fail and a foster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They don't call her Sar-boretum for nothin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida woman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Two weird things in the building today." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot In The Morning returns Monday, March 23. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turning temporary organs into mystery meat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, really, eight. But that's only because every trip winner gets to bring a guest and hello? Hello? Oh, please be there. Please be there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Labia is the 'oldest independent art-repertory cinema in South Africa'...and the word for something else. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loading a night of illusions? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Lucky number) 7. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red-flanked bluetail, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A slip 'twixt the cup and the...lips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...mate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Washington Capitals play-by-play announcer talks John Carlson, Nic Dowd, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the bedroom to the operating room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, Chesapeake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Told ya it was a major announcement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Used to be.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No more happy tears? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I had a brush with fame and a conspiracy theory ..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just give me a hiss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WWE Chicago-style. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A how-to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before you leave my a**hole forever, please reveal to us: are you graceful or a farrrter?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is Bears hockey announcer Jarrod Wronski out in Hershey? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laila’s Gift founder and originator of the LEAD (Laila’s Elopement Awareness and Dissemination) Act. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Third day's a charm? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And sisters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your place? Or mine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For science! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The PWCS swimmer just won her fifth and sixth individual state titles to go along with setting a national record. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hold on to your potatoes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's it quacked up to be? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Day 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, ragrets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USA-Canada gold medal hockey final, Closing Ceremony, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TMI...Ts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TMI! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TMI? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friends of AI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Taste test! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, Alysa Liu and her upper lip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baby, maybe? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Hi, this is Bennett Zier...' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fat Tuesday in a heated vest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy birthday, phones are down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Justin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flipping off and flipping out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Expecting a judgment here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kathryn's "Strange Addiction." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hope Pam gets mail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let the good times...Pole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actress Mara Klein started out on DMV stages and ended up on "The Pitt." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glossary of early twentieth century United States. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A brain game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The update. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, ice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your 3-time World Marathon Challenge champion and new 50K record holder recaps his week then looks ahead. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like murderers and ghosts and what-now on your skin?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A budding comedy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you see...PAP? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing missing was a pava. Oh, and proficiency. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poet L̷a̷u̷r̷e̷a̷t̷e̷ Elliot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The series that defined the decades. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the deal with strip clubs, Rob Stallworth? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Open container laws and marijuana. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Arlington-based ultra runner checks in during the 50K World Marathon Challenge. Literally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Equals transplants and fillers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...to get smacked?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(For me.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get in the loop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walking from Fort Worth, TX to raise awareness of inner peace and mindfulness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's deceased! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five. Years. Later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even George Foreman used Roman numerals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Double...dare? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pop quiz! (Well, maybe not for Elliot.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

‘Please, God, no’ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From throuple to couple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weddings and parental control. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did we watch Alex Honnold ascend Taipei 101 over the weekend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't leave home without it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just the ones you want to retain! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The meteorologist's preview of the weekend (and next week's, too) winter storm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you Phil in the rest? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where you see people's privates all the time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And through with (home)goods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A celebrity sighting, Georgetown basketball, and The Card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Upchuck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot tries out whole-body vibration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thieves got a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Go fund yourself?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allergies and the sideline story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe more people should let ChatGPT name their babies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Operating while individual? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Knuckle under twin powers, activate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I read the notifications today, oh, boy... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Come here, come here!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deer advice column. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin...my day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A "booger wall" PSA. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time to turn in your homework! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now open at Potomac Yard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Top 250 answers are on the board..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Brad Meltzer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tyler went to the dentist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And a time to laugh? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What gets answered and what is silenced? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An elevator etiquette examination. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CONSUME AT YOUR OWN RISK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's attire? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh and Dustin prepare to take on "The World's Hottest Gummy Bear." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tethered spinal cord, anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever set one in motion at work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talking pneumonia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tyler's family got a table tennis set for Christmas, but Santa was nowhere to be found with his sleigh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Gunnar Nelson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the worst ticket you've gotten? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is not a confirmed booking—at least not yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shock and haw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Grande? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Christian Finnegan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(IYKYK) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Class 4!! And more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

9-1-1, what's an emergency? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are in-laws out of bounds? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#1212 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come for the drugs, stay for the orgy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Fun League strikes again? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carlos ValderramAAAAH!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And arrested! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Tyler just bend or brachial? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're burning up the posterior mile! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Didgeridoo Maverick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PDQ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doofus, Duolingo, and Duran Duran. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Very sucky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Neurodivergence behind the wheel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come for the advice, stay for the surprise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goochland County, another inflatable, Frank Capone, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back to Elliot's Advice Corner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM interviews Sean Burch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

By the peach noise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Orthodoxy by proxy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(As long as you chew with your mouth closed and don’t speak with it full.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

C**k-a-doodle-don't. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The heist of the Shenandoah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Makes Krysten a jolly happy soul. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.